FUN RHYME SERIES 58: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOSS JIMMY aka JAIME J. BAUTISTA

 [Left photo shows Boss Jim with his trademark tantalizing smile ensconced in his chair at his PAL office. Middle photo shows Boss Jim with the same trademark smile taken during his younger years. Right photo is a group photo taken perhaps in the late 1980s showing JOJI, Boss Jim’s better half, Boss Jim himself, and their only daughter JAYMEE.]  

 

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I remember them as a QUARTET,

They were FOUR (4) and were all chosen by BERT 1;

But ONLY TWO (2) of them got brought to my KEN,

One is my brother WILSON 2, the other is the subject of this PEN!

 

SGV

From SGV 3 they were PIRATED,

And all of them were in their early TWENTIES;

But one was prophesied to LEAD,

His professor4 said: “YOU’LL BE MANAGER IN 5 YEARS!”

PROF2 

 

His name is JAIME J. BAUTISTA,

He’s as strong and cunning like wrestler BATISTA;

But his strength is not of the BRAWN,

He’s strongest when you speak about his MENTAL CROWN 5!

 

BATISTA 

 

JIM is a true PARAGON of HUMILITY,

He’s so HUMBLE as a PIE; that would be a VERITY —

But his brains work so FANTASTIC,

EL KAPITAN 6 chose him to lead the group’s 7 diversification EPIC!

 

LUCIO TAN1

 

And BOSS JIM’s terror professor at LETRAN,

Proved to be worth his salt as though it was some PLAN;

For not just prognosticating the managerial ascent of BOSS JIM,

‘Twas because BOSS JIM became PREXY of a FIRM!

 

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Thus in 2004, BOSS JIM became President of PAL 8,

From then on BOSS JIM brought to PAL lots of wherewithal;

Subsequently emerging from some kind of REHAB,

 

PAL

 

And BOSS JIM has made it CLEAR and HIGHLY,

His work principles are CRISP and DILLY;

It’s HONESTY, INTEGRITY and lots of EFFICIENCY,

His virtual mantra unto PERPETUITY!

 

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But what appears to be BOSS JIM’s TALISMAN,

Is actually a WOMAN and not a MAN;

A Caviteña who is named JOJI9,

Boosting BOSS JIM’s trek to his destined APOGEE!

 

JIM-JOJI

 

But long ago when BOSS JIM wooed and COURTED,

JOJI’s Dad  was fond of a  MUSKET10;

And every time BOSS JIM would VISIT,

 JOJI’s Dad seems too eager to FIX IT11

 

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And the greatest mantra that has guided HIM,

His philosophy which has turned in to some MAXIM;

…“The secrets of a successful family is to give and take and to trust each OTHER!” …

Truly, a helpful guide for LOVERS…indeed, for one ANOTHER!

 

 

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOSS JIM!

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[Legend: 1 – BERT refers to the late Roberto N. Bacsal who was purportedly instructed by Mr. Lucio Tan to scout for promising young professionals then (during the early 80s) who could eventually be trained and honed for top managerial posts in Mr. Tan’s various businesses.
2 – WILSON, my brother is WILSON T. YOUNG who eventually became the President and Chief Operating Officer of Tanduay Distillers until his retirement in 2015. WILSON is now the Chairman of VICTORIAS MILLING CORPORATION.
3 – SGV is SyCip Gorres Velayo & Co. which is the Philippines’ largest multidisciplinary professional services firm. As of 2014, the company has employed over 3,000 professionals from various disciplines.
4 – NICK LIMJOCO is the name of Boss Jim’s professor in FINANCE 101 at the COLEGIO DE SA JUAN DE LETRAN when Boss Jim was pursuing a course in ACCOUNTANCY. Prof. Limjoco prophesied that Boss Jim will surely become a president of a company in the future.
5 – MENTAL CROWN would refer to Boss Jim’s BRAINY HEAD.
6 – EL KAPITAN is the sobriquet which refers to Mr. Lucio Tan. It was told that Mr. Tan once jokingly recounted that he’ll never be promoted, as he would just remain as KAPITAN, not to be promoted ever to the rank of HENERAL….
7 – Group refers to the LUCIO TAN GROUP of companies which started out from cigarettes, to bank, then to brewery to agriculture, to piggery, to construction, to hotel and eventually, the aviation business.
8 – PAL is Philippine Airlines. Philippine Airlines, is now actually a trade name of PAL Holdings, Inc., also known historically as Philippine Air Lines, which is the flag carrier of the Philippines.
9 – JOJI is Josefina Nazareno Bautista, the alluring and the ever supportive wife of Boss Jimmy. JOJI hails from Cavite, a province south of Manila. Though Cavite is positively proud of being the cradle of heroes like Gen. Emilio Aguinaldo; Cavite is however known too, to be the place of toughies, and gunmen.
10- MUSKET is a GUN.
11- FIX IT – Boss Jim recounted during one of his interviews by a media firm that when he was courting JOJI, JOJI’s Dad would almost always be toying, brandishing and/or cleaning his 45-caliber gun in the very presence of Boss Jim.

FUN RHYME SERIES 56: AN ELEGY FOR MY MENTOR & FRIEND, BERT BACSAL aka ROBERTO N. BACSAL

 

[Top left photo shows ROBERTO “BERT” BACSAL, my wise and dazzling MENTOR and FRIEND, in a group photo during his 67th birthday celebration at the Quezon City Sports Club on September 2, 2014. Top right photo shows BERT belting out a ballad during the same birthday celebration. Bottom left photo shows BERT oozing out a mischievous smile during his 68th birthday celebration. Bottom right photo shows the interment of my MENTOR and FRIEND at the HERITAGE MEMORIAL PARK in Taguig City, Metro-Manila. Acting as PALLBEARERS during the interment were: PAL President Jimmy Bautista (at extreme right) and my brother WILSON T. YOUNG, Chairman of VICTORIAS MILLING CORPORATION (3rd from right), among others.]

 

I first saw him in the early 60’s,

As a STUDENT MARSHALL1 wearing polo, colored off-whitish2;

Directing the formation of dual lines,

At SAN BEDA HIGH3, during those rainy climes.

 

 

 

I remember when it rains, as it pours abundantly bit,

Legarda’s flooded street will feature virtual logs4 on it;

Crossing the street, not wanting to get wet —

You’ll be sashaying through the log; it’s a sure bet!

 

 

 

And after TWO (2) decades or SO,

BERT emerged as my brother WILSON’s male JO5;

They truly were always so linked and so connected,

BERT pirated SON6 from an accounting firm’s stead.

 

 

 

And after my stint at the NATIONAL HOUSING AUTHORITY7,

I eventually became part of the LUCIO TAN community8;

BERT became one of my many BOSSES,

He’s LUCIO TAN’s man who’s much in-charge at cutting business LOSSES!

 

 

 

And BERT virtually became LT9’s  TOP HENCHMAN,

His TITLE got transformed into “LITTLE LUCIO TAN”;

He was even DUBBED as LUCIO TAN’s 007,

Just like JAMES BOND, BERT’s goal was to make things EVEN!

 

 

When I was with the LUCIO TAN group,

I got amazed by BERT BACSAL’s work scope;

He would make things easy for LUCIO,

For all those companies — those good and— not much, so-so!

 

 

I was once chided and sermonized by BERT,

And it involves one of LT’s realties;

The lot was in fact strategically located,

And swindlers were intent to make of it, a BIG HIT10!

 

Real estate brokers were selling,

That LT’s lot for supposed land banking;

Alas! another land title got so configured,

But it’s the same LT’s lot, LT’s TCT11 just got disfigured!

 

 

 

The case came up to the Building Official’s office,

And I appeared to represent LT at the edifice;

There was this bejeweled man who dished out a TCT,

It captured LT’s lot but the TCT was tinged with spurious  validity.

 

 

 

And so the conflict got so magnified,

The Building Official DIGRESSED and  then just specified;

The supposed omission on the part of LT,

Of failing to get permits and of non-payment of a lot of billboards’ fee!

 

 

Perhaps one of those LT group’s minions,

Forgot to comply with his obligations;

And so the renewal of those billboards’ permit,

Turned out to have not been truly met!

 

 

 

That corner lot indeed was too strategic,

LT’s companies were there advertized, truly so romantic;

Those huge billboards installed therein,

Was the cynosure of all whose sight was keen!

 

 

 

And the BUILDING OFFICIAL issued a demolition notice,

I scampered and run unto BERT BACSAL’s office;

‘Twas a short notice and the demo team would arrive —

The following morning — I was almost sort to take myself a dive12!

 

 

 

 

But as BERT was a quick thinker,

He knows how to really get around such a stinker—

So, when the morning arrived & the sun was so bright,

The problem emerged as calmly bearable & light!

 

 

 

BERT indeed is a RACONTEUR,

He’ll tell stories even about the future;

For he has knack at forecasting —

He can predict what’s truly coming!

 

 

But as he has aged and quite matured,

He wanted his own self to be cared for and nurtured;

By his beauteous wife GIRLIE, who’s in fact a DOCTOR,

But BERT has always been my WISE & DAZZLING MENTOR!

 

  

And as I got truly amazed with BERT as MENTOR,

I got him as GODFATHER of my first-born DAUGHTER;

‘Twas intent too to take him as NINONG13 once again,

For SHAYNA’s14    wedding with her BOY FRIEND  Vim15!

 

 

 

With BERT BACSAL’s untimely passing,

Lot of personalities went truly wailing;

For he was so generous and yet austere,

Though a martinet and yet so caring!

 

 

 

 

And I’ll never forget his penchant for food,

A finicky gourmandizer16 of eats, that’s good;

For he knows where the dining is truly great,

Surely he’ll not let edibles  be left untouched on his plate. 

 

 

 

Let’s PRAY for BERT and for his family,

His parting I am sure would still make  GABE a DILLY;17

For GABE has looked upon BERT as his Daddy,

But I am sure RICA18 will eventually re-marry.

 

AND BERT WILL IN HEAVEN, BE HAPPY!!!!

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Legend: 1 – My mentor and friend, Roberto “Bert” Bacsal was a student marshall at the San Beda High School during his senior year. I was  a sophomore then. The student marshall (usually one for every section) would take charge of keeping their classmates assembled/grouped into TWO (2) straight lines (and well-behaved) before they would be allowed to march and enter into their respective classrooms.
2 – The OFF WHITISH color of the polo-shirts of the San Beda High School students, is necessarily caused by the continued laundering of those originally white-colored polo shirt/school uniforms.
3 – SAN BEDA HIGH SCHOOL is a Benedictine-run school located along Mendiola Avenue in San Miguel, Manila.
4 – LOGs in Legarda street, actually refer to pieces of lumber, which would be laid out by enterprising souls to allow students to cross the street above the flooded pavements.
5 – JO is a term which usually refers to a female best friend.
6 – SON is the truncated nickname of my brother WILSON.
7 – National Housing Authority or NHA is the government agency where I worked from 1974 until 1986.
8 – LUCIO TAN community refers to my employment with ALLIED BANKING CORPORATION, now merged with Philippine National Bank, from June 1986 after my resignation from NHA, until April 1998.
9 – LT is the acronym for LUCIO TAN and most especially to the LUCIO TAN Group of Companies or any company within the group.
10- BIG HIT would refer to the efforts of a lot of personalities to make a killing by working out a “grab” of the lot which pertains to a 12 hectare tract at the corner of Quezon Avenue and EDSA (now the tract of land which houses the ETON Centris) which has since been owned and registered in the name of a company within the LT group. In fact, perhaps through the work of a syndicate which was very active then, a transfer certificate of title covering the same lot was produced by a bejeweled person who claims that he is the registered owner of the 12 hectare lot during our meeting at the QC Building Official’s office sometime in the early 1990s.
11 – TCT means a transfer certificate of title which evidences ownership of a tract of land.
12 – The term “taking a dive” would similarly denote a losing actuation (an acceptance of defeat) of allowing the demolition take its consequent course that would consist of a massive dismantling of the infrastructure that houses the huge advertising billboards. But BERT, did not want to feel LOST; he managed to prevent a humiliating DEMOLITION operations by working out a very wise and astute move.
13 – NINONG is Tagalog term for GODFATHER.
14 – My eldest daughter SHAYNA, who is BERT’s goddaughter (actually SHAYNA wanted to get BERT as NINONG once again for her wedding) will be wed on May 6, 2017.
15 – Vim or Vimi is the nickname of SHAYNA’s boy friend whose full name is VICENTE MIGUEL RIVERA.
16 – GOURMANDIZER is used here not to connote a GLUTTON; but someone who LOVES to eat, but is FINICKY in the choice of those delicious dishes.
17 – DILLY denotes the sense of attaining an outstanding status. I know for a fact that BERT has a special love and concern for GABE, who is BERT’s grandson and the ONLY son of BERT and GIRLIE’s youngest daughter, RICA.
18 – RICA filed a petition for nullity of marriage engaging me as her counsel through BERT (which was however contested by the husband, for which reason the proceedings got protracted). The petition was filed sometime in 2009 and the petition was eventually granted in 2014.

FUN RHYME SERIES 57: MY JOLLY AND JUDICIOUS FRIEND, J. J. MON aka RAMON M. MARONILLA

 

[At left photo is Atty. Ramon M. Maronilla (third from left) during the 2015 Induction of new members of the UP Alumni Association (UPAA) taken at the UP Los Baños in 2015. My friend Mon Maronilla is the incumbent President of the UPAA and will serve as Prexy up to and until 2018.  At right photo is the duo of Atty. Maronilla with his beauteous wife, Ms. Becky Fong-Maronilla, as they are seated side-by-side during one of the social events they attended at the Manila Polo Club in early January 2017.]

The J. J. is for being JUDICIOUS and JOLLY,

Though it may sound like JEJEMON1; what a FOLLY;

But my FRIEND MON MARONILLA indeed, is at times crazily FUNNY,

So, JEJEMON would  seem as a close SOBRIQUET.

 

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When you’re a close friend of HIS, you’ll surely be CAPTIVATED,

He tells stories complete with SOUND EFFECT;

And with his attendant facial EXPRESSION,

It’s as though you’re watching HD2 TELEVISION.

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When he distends his eyes to express SURPRISE,

Or creates those creases in his facial LINES;

He’d act as though a seasoned ACTOR,

You’ll laugh— whirring like a rhapsodic ROTOR.

 

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But when he is in his serious MOOD,

You’d virtually hear the wisdom of a LORD;

He’ll truly advise and counsel you in SYNCH,

Golden nuggets will pour from his sagy mouth, that’s a CINCH.

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And when he analyzes a court CASE,

He’d exhaust all the angles as though cascading through a MAZE;

Thus, his reliance unto his common sense PANACHE3,

Would surely result in  expert court ADVOCACY.

 

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And he’s in fact so truly HUMBLE,

Though he’s gotten the knack of getting clients out of  TROUBLE;

For he’s a SAGE SIMPATICO4 and inordinately TACTFUL,

As a client, you’d never ever feel to be DOUBTFUL!

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But when he got scheduled for a MEDICAL PROCEDURE,

He told me that he’ll just get some kind of a PUNCTURE;

For it will not run like the orthodox MODE,

It will be ROBOTICS5, that’s what is in VOGUE!

 

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And as he happily and earnestly NARRATED,

His entry into the OR6 was like he’s truly TOP-RATED;

With beautiful nurses smiling and CHEERING,

But the entry of the ROBOT started his CHILLING!

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But as the doctrine of doctors that gave him ATTENTION,

Where experts in their field, without any QUESTION;

J.J. Mon was superbly appeased and so PACIFIED,

All the chilling and fear was lost, J.J. Mon got SATISFIED!

 

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And now in his recovery PERIOD,

J.J. Mon has seemingly emitted his natural OPIOID7;

He feels as though he’s so truly SOOTHED,

He’s now like an infant sleeping soundly  wearing a pair of baby BOOTS.

 

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When J.J. Mon has eventually and fully RECOVERED,

He has promised to play badminton

UNDETERRED;

As has been his mark in the battledore8 COURT,

He’ll smash and strike the cock9 with a playful SNORT.

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And when the centennial of the UPSILON ARRIVES,

He’ll march through the aisle with

his BROD DANNY10 on his SIDE;

It would truly be a DOUBLE CELEBRATION,

Two (2) UPSILONIANS for future EDIFICATION!

 

Faculty – Concepcion, Danilo L. — UP College of Law 

 

For it would certainly be a top-level FIRST,

With J.J. Mon as the UPAA PRES.;

While Hon. Danny Concepcion as UP PRESIDENT,

It’s a unique achievement with no such PRECEDENT.

 

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Your badminton playmates are awaiting your RETURN,

Unto the BADMINTON HALL eagerly looking for an OVERTURN;

The past mini-tourneys have proclaimed some mini-CHAMP,

When you’d have arrived, you’ll be the real and true CHAMP!

 

GET WELL SOON OUR BADMINTON CHAMP!

 

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[Legend: 1- JEJEMON is a slang street lingo which connotes the thought of being CRAZILY FUNNY.
2- HD means HIGH DEFINITION television, actually, it is a television system providing an image resolution that is substantially higher than that of standard-definition television.
3- PANACHE  is a word of French origin that carries the connotation of flamboyant manner.
4-  SIMPATICO means a likeable guy or fellow.
5- ROBOTICS SURGERY   or robot-assisted surgery, allows doctors to perform many types of complex procedures with more precision, flexibility and control than is possible with conventional techniques. Robotic surgery is usually associated with minimally invasive surgery — procedures performed through tiny incisions.
6 – OR means OPERATING ROOM. 
7 – OPIOID is used here as that natural form of OPIOID which comes along with ENDORPHINS that are emitted naturally via its production in the central nervous system and the pituitary gland. They have the same pain-killing effect like morphine and provides a general feeling of euphoria.
8-  BATTLEDORE is another term for BADMINTON as a kind of sport.
9- COCK refers to SHUTTLECOCK which is used as some kind of ball in a badminton game.
10- Brod DANNY is incumbent UP College of Law Dean, Danilo Concepcion and the incoming University of the Philippines President who will take his oath this February 20, 2017 following his election by the UP Board of Regents. 2018 would truly be a significant YEAR for the UPSILON SIGMA PHI as both incoming UP President Danilo Concepcion and incumbent UPAA President Ramon Maronilla are illustrious members of the UPSILON SIGMA PHI and both of them will be reigning as Presidents (i.e. UP and UPAA) during UPSILON’s centennial in 2018.

FUN RHYME SERIES 55: ASPAC’S PREXY, DR. ANDY TAN

 [Left photo shows Dr. Andy Tan, President of ASPAC, delivering his speech during the ASPAC General Assembly and Oath Taking held at the LEONG HALL, ATENEO DE MANILA UNIVERSITY on September 17, 2016. Photo at right shows Dr. Andy Tan with the elected members of the ASPAC Board notable of whom is Immediate Past President, Atty. Raul Panlasiqui (standing to Dr. Andy Tan’s right) as they manned the registration tables minutes before the start of the ASPAC General Assembly and Oath Taking Ceremony.]

 

It happened with my youngest daughter’s1 TUITION,

I missed it during Tonton’s2  European EDUCATION;

I never thought that a PARENT COUNCIL would BE,

A vibrant  aggrupation  in  the Loyola Schools’ COMMUNITY!

 

 

Indeed, it was in the ATENEO, at  its  college level, so TRUE—

As I thought those PARENT COUNCILS in that place so BLUE…

Were only extant in the Grade and High School levels; I had no CLUE—

Remarkably the ASPAC3, matter-of-factly, is a COUP4!

 When Alee5 matriculated at Loyola last YEAR,

She daintily approached me for my SIGNATURE;

As I was a bit so busy being a legal PRACTITIONER,

Sans reading the print,  I got quick in my name’s AFFIXTURE!

 

 

And then I met and saw Dr. Tan, ANDY ,

Who was the outgoing Prexy,  so  truly DANDY;

It was at the ASPAC office at the Frank Lynch HALL,

And a briefing was made then , sort of  a PROTOCOL!

 

 

And thus, I was elected and got sworn IN,

And Dr. Andy Tan emerged still as ASPAC KINGPIN;

It was however good and beneficial to ASPAC,

Dr. Andy  proved to be the real leader of the PACK!

 

  

Dr. Andy Tan is a true-blue hard WORKER,

Became even an “LRT-rider”, that’s now his MONIKER;

For he’d show up at the ASPAC base almost DAILY,

With his vigor and vim, I guess Dr. Andy loves GUACAMOLE6!

 

 

 

Dr. Andy is quick and profoundly ENERGETIC,

He recites rhyme-lines in Tagalog, indeed very POETIC;

And when there is a social affair, with  some dining SO-SO;

Eyes are much focused in Dr. Andy’s LECHON SABROSO7!

 

 

Dr. Andy is even a FENG SHUI MASTER,

Though it’s some kind of hobby, makes him a genuine FORECASTER;

Thus, if Dr. Andy can foresee some kind of DISASTER,

He could seemingly  shield himself with marble-like ALABASTER8!

But the greatest recipients of Dr. Andy’s  laboring DAILY,

Are the ASPAC scholars whose project Dr. Andy treats as his BABY;

He indeed is so proud and delighted of them ALL,

Dr. Andy will wager his whole fortune to the last peso, if there’s a CALL!

 

 

 

So, let us all support Dr. Andy Tan as PREXY,

For it’s like supporting our native land like CRAZY9;

For indeed ATENEO has been the consistent CRADLE,

Of a number of our nation’s leaders who has been reared as a BLUE EAGLE10

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[Legend: 1 – My youngest daughter Ma. Winnalee (“Alee”) E. Young actually introduced me to ASPAC, as in fact I never knew about such an organization in the ATENEO before.
2 – My son Tonton aka Walter Anthony E. Young, actually studied at the ATENEO Loyola Schools where he pursued a course in European Studies and graduated in 2011. He never knew about ASPAC and was in fact surprised too when I told him about the workings of ASPAC.
3 – ASPAC is the acronym of the parents’ council formally known as the ATENEO SCHOOLS PARENTS’ COUNCIL.
4 – COUP as used in the FUN-RHYME BLOG actually means SUCCESS.
5 – ALEE is the nickname of my youngest daughter who is taking a course in Management at the John Gokongwei School of Management of the LOYOLA SCHOOLS at the ATENEO.
6 – Guacamole is the AVOCADO which has been bruited about as abundant in health benefits. I just actually guessed that Dr. Andy Tan is a guacamole-eater as he is so healthy, with glowing hair and skin; so vigorous and sturdy looking.
7 – SABROSO is the brand name of the lechon (i.e. roast pig) which Dr. Andy Tan regularly donates as part of the table fare during social events of the ASPAC.
8 – Alabaster is a mineral or rock that is soft and often used for carving, as well as being processed for plaster powder. It can be used as a coating too, and it could be marble-like in hardness when it has coagulated and has hardened, as well as marble-like in color.
9 – The idiomatic expression “LIKE CRAZY” means to an intense degree.
10 – BLUE EAGLE is an appellation which refers to the ATENEO or a graduate of the ATENEO. ]

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[Group photo of the ASPAC Board with ATENEO President, Fr. Jet Villarin, in a GENUFLECT position; at center sandwiched by myself (Atty. Walter T. Young – at Fr. Villarin’s right; and Mr. Norman Bueno – at Fr. Villarin’s left). Dr. Andy Tan is shown 4th from right, also via a GENUFLECT position at FRONT ROW.]

FUN RHYME SERIES 54: DADDY MAX’S GREAT GRANDKIDS…NINE BY NOW, AND COUNTING!!!!

[Shown in the photos above are the newest additions to our CLAN. From left to right: FRIA, who is  the second child of PINKY and IAN TUGAS (PINKY is WILSON’s daughter with MARLYN CASQUEJO as the doting wife, mom to PINKY and grandma to FRIA); RICO aka PEPITO who is cheerfully ensconced on a comfy chair  is the first son of PINKY and IAN; the 3rd photo shows the mother and son portrait of WINKLE cradling her first son HUGO with MIKE BRAVO as father (WINKLE is the eldest daughter of WINSTON and RALLY BELISARIO); and the last but certainly not the least photo (extreme right) displays the latest addition to the WINKLE-MIKE BRAVO household, and that baby boy is named TOBIAS aka TOBY.]

 

CHIROPRACT

 

Daddy Max at 94, going on to 951 has NOW NINE (9) great GRANDKIDS,

That’s APO SA TUHOG2, in Tagalog3… as though one is counting some BEADS;

But as I was quickly corrected, it’s APO SA TUHOD4, in FACT…

Roughly  —-GREAT GRANDSON at one’s KNEES5, as though a bone-setting “CHIROPRACT”6!

 

 

DAD-MAX-SALUTE-SOKOR

 

Our nonagenarian DADDY MAX  does not need walking  AID,

He’s in fact nimbly erect and steady with his GAIT;

So those great grandkids who’re to sort of, support his KNEES,

Ought not to be literally taken…just tell it to the BEES!

 

WINCHELL

 

Winchell who’s Wandra7’s daughter has FOUR,

Wilhelmina (that’s Pinky’s name) who’s Wilson’s daughter has brought a COUPLE;

Winkle who’s Winston’s daughter has TWO,

Wyona who’s Warren’s daughter has ONE TOO…

 

  • WYONA

 

Among those KNEE-level grandkids, one has preserved the PRACTICE,

His name is WYOSEF8, that’s  using “W” as PREFIX;

But still the other great grandkids’ names appeared SYMBOLIC,

A link to the ascendants has cranked in some kind of seeming RHETORIC9

 

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[Shown in the photo above is WYOSEF SAM CALLANTA YOUNG with his grandpa, WARREN YOUNG, the youngest in the brood of EIGHT (8) children]

 

Still the naming of WYOSEF seemed  patriarchally DOUBLY INTENT,

The “W” is in DADDY MAX’s honor, and it sounds JOSEPH, our Lord JESUS’ PARENT;

In fact, it would TRULY seem patriarchally TRIPLE,

For SAM which is WYOSEF’s other name is almost DADDY MAX’s palindromic TITLE10!

 

PINKY

 

RICO who is Pinky’s first son, is FEDERICO,

Still that name is ALLIED to DADDY MAX’s MAXIMO;

For RICO is RICH and MAXIMO is GREAT,

Those two words are  truly revered by idyllic FATE11!

 

 [Shown in the photos above, from left to right: FRIA aka PIPAY is seemingly snapped in this shot trying to take a grab at the macaroons depicted at the foreground of the left photo; at right, PINKY and IAN are shown with RICO aka PEPITO during the BABY SHOWER party for FRIA aka PIPAY, complete with some kind of white-colored jerseys for the kids emblazoned with their respective names as printed on it: one for “PIPAY” with number 4 on it and another one for “PEPITO” with number 1 on it] 

 

And HUGO12 who is Winkle’s means –  “BRIGHT IN MIND AND SPIRIT”,

Still that’s  AKIN to the tenor of being GREAT;

For indeed MAXIMO is actually BRIGHT,  and truly even BRIGHTEST,

You only need to see the PROGENY, that’s the LITMUS TEST!

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[A foursome photo of the family of WINKLE and MIKE BRAVO with HUGO at top center while the newest addition to their household, TOBIAS aka TOBY, at bottom center] 

 

And the newest additions to our dear CLAN,

Are FRIA13 and TOBIAS14, those names appear with much ELAN;

And truly indeed, there’s still that verbal linkage,

The naming has turned MATERNAL as though the practice has turned a PAGE!

 

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FRIA means COLD, while NORMA connotes NORMAL —

NORMA is the matriarch and from that side called PARAPHERNAL15;

Mommy NORMA would indeed be so gleefully JOLLY—

Indeed– the naming now has seemingly turned to her NAME and FAMILY!

 

 

TOBIAS

 

And now with respect to TOBIAS, that’s COOL!

It indeed is the surname of the GRAND MATRIARCH of ALL;

Of WYOSEF, and HUGO, RICO, FRIA and TOBY…

These kids are relatively the newest additions to our clan’s COMMUNITY!

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[Legend: 1- Daddy Max will actually be celebrating his 95th year on July 30, 2017; the reckoning seems to be ONE (1) great grandkid per decade…HMMM…Actually Daddy Max has 26 grandchildren in all, as of this FUN-RHYMING.
2- APO SA TUHOG; tuhog would mean the way how necklaces made of beads are made. Tuhog actually means to penetrate, as in penetrate with a strand into the middle of a bead through its small opening. Well, just say its POETIC LICENSE, just as to achieve the FUN-RHYMING…
3- Tagalog is the widely spoken dialect in the Philippines. It actually is the FILIPINO language.
4- APO SA TUHOD   would actually roughly   translate into:  “GRANDKID AT THE LEVEL OF THE KNEES”. I learned too that if it’s a GREAT GREAT GRANDKID it would be “APO SA TALAMPAKAN” that would roughly translate to “GRANDKID AT THE LEVEL OF THE SOLES OF THE FEET”.
5- KNEES actually refer to the joint between the thigh and the lower leg in humans. It is bruited about and talked about among folks in the Philippine setting, that when one grows old, the KNEES are the first to be affected, as in: “MAHINA NA ANG TUHOD”. Well, just a wild guess… perhaps APO SA TUHOD would connote a grandkid supporting the grandpa while walking by standing near and supporting the grandpa’s KNEES. Just joking….as this does not pertain to DADDY MAX…
6 – The use of the term CHIROPRACT is for poetic license once again, to achieve the FUN-RHYMING. Well, it has a linkage however with one’s KNEES getting weak (while getting older) and the need for a CHIROPRACT might be urgently needed to do some bone-setting in that joint, the KNEES. 
7 – Wandra is our youngest sister and she gave birth to Winchell during her previous marital union, who (i.e. Winchell)  has on her own given birth to 4 children:  Kiara Andrea, Isaac Andrews, Angeline and Gerico.
8-  Wyosef is Warren’s (our youngest brother) grandson, being the son of Wyona. Warren has sustained the practice of naming his descendants with “W” as first letter of the given name. This practice was begun by Daddy Max as he named me WALTER and DADDY MAX said that the “W” is the inverted form of the first letter of his given name “M” for MAXIMO.
9- RHETORIC is persuasive speech and it would mean that the naming among the grandkids as well as the great grandkids though not uniformly made with “W” as sort of prefix to the first name, in keeping with the practice begun by Daddy Max, still is observed with some linkage, verbal or otherwise, with our ascendants. Indeed, as with respect to FRIA and TOBIAS aka TOBY, it would still show, by sheer persuasion perhaps; that those names still are verbally linked to our ascendants one way or the other, wittingly or unwittingly…he,he,he…
10- PALINDROME is  a word, phrase, or sequence that reads the same backward as forward. Well, the  name “SAM” in reverse would read as “MAS”, almost near the name Daddy “MAX”…he,he,he…
11 – FATE is destiny; and it would seem that in this world of ours, getting RICH translates to becoming GREAT. And IDYLLIC, as this turn of events in many instances (i.e. the RICH becoming GREAT) are usually journalized/memorialized in most movies, stories and legends.
12 – HUGO per a peek at the INTERNET is the Latin form of Hugh. HUGO, as a name, seems to have more heft and energy than the original HUGH — and of course people love names that end (or begin) with an “O”.  HUGO appears too, to be especially appealing because it is backed up by lots of solid history in a European setting.
13- FRIA is PINKY and IAN TUGAS’ second CHILD. FEDERICO aka RICO  is the first child of the TUGAS couple. FEDERICO actually is an Italian name and actually means “PEACEFUL RULER”. With that denotation (i.e. PEACEFUL RULER), FEDERICO  still is allied to MAXIMO, as RULERS are usually GREAT, which is the denotation of MAXIMO.
14- TOBIAS is WINKLE and MIKE BRAVO’s second child. HUGO is the first child of the BRAVO couple. TOBIAS (Τοβίας) is actually a Greek version of the Hebrew biblical name “Toviyah” (טוביה),meaning “The goodness of God”. It is a popular male given name in Germany, Scandinavia, the United States and amongst the Jewish people. In English-speaking countries it is often shortened to TOBY.
15 – PARAPHERNAL means SIDE OF THE WIFE or WIFE’s SIDE in relation to kinship. Actually, Mommy NORMA (whose full maiden name is NORMA RIVERA TOBIAS) being our MATRIARCH and DADDY MAX’s first wife, makes the new naming TREND among our 4th level descendants (i.e. the great grandkids), not only MATRIARCHAL but truly PARAPHERNAL, as it would seemingly appear that NOW in the giving of names, the WIVES’ choice are accorded more weight and priority.
 
 

FUN RHYME SERIES 53: FRESH FACES; NEW BLOOD FOR K-VILLE

[With the coming elections of the new set of officers on February 12, 2017 of  the K-VILLE TOWNHOMES HOMEOWNERS’ ASSOCIATION (“KVTHA”)  and the quest for fresh faces/new blood to fill up NINE (9) director posts in the KVTHA board; it would be most apt to remind as well as apprise those who may have not learned of a crucial episode in the history of K-VILLE (the facade of K-VILLE’s entrance gate is shown at left of the photo on top) which happened in mid-2011. At that time, the community was overwhelmed with much trepidation when letters from the Quezon City Assessor’s Office were received by K-VILLE unit-owners. The individual letters carried a notice that the respective townhomes unit’s tax declaration of each unit owner was at risk of being cancelled. The foregoing was purportedly in view of the issuance of a new transfer certificate of title covering the whole of K-VILLE (actually even beyond K-VILLE to the tune of 24.7 hectares of the Project 6-Tandang Sora area) in the name of a certain WILFREDO SUMULONG TORRES (seen at right at the photo on top). This realty scam was carried almost daily in mid-September 2011 in the front page of the Philippine Daily Inquirer. It is best to document and journalize this historic episode in the life of K-VILLE this early, as it graphically depicted “COMMUNITY COOPERATION AT WORK”   in resolving a horrendous and humongous problem which truly  perturbed the whole of the K-VILLE community. New officers for the incoming term, could perhaps draw inspiration from these accounts. Also, the earlier FUN RHYME blogs which chronicled the “heroic” sacrifices and offerings   of our past exemplary leaders/officers in K-VILLE would be helpful aid too for our incoming FRESH FACES and NEW BLOOD officers of K-VILLE.]
 

Serving as KVTHA1  Director seemed not so ENTICING,

It’s not because it isn’t materially REWARDING;

But indeed the directorial posting is truly time-CONSUMING,

Attending board meetings is at times tediously BORING.

  

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But it should and must  be REMEMBERED,

It is the future of our loved ones, our KINDRED;

 It’s all that matters and what is at STAKE,

For which reason, we got rescued from the evils of a criminal SYNDICATE2

 

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We ought to fully REMEMBER,

That in 2011, that’s in early SEPTEMBER;

We filed at the appeals’ court a PETITION,

To prevent a harsh and wicked writ EXECUTION!

 

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The court-movant’s name was Wilfredo TORRES3,

And almost all of us got perturbed from our REST;

We needed to put up a nightly “RONDA4”

till early MORNING,

For there were talks Torres’ group will furtively be INTRUDING!

 

 

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But ALAS and AHOY… It gave us much JOY,

We got a TRO5 from a lady justice who’s indeed so COY;

The lady justice’s name is AMELIA TOLENTINO6,

Thus –Wilfredo Torres sort of got a BIG NO!

 

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Our  CA7 petition was eventually GRANTED,

Thus, the RTC8 decision got totally INVALIDATED;

It was truly exhilarating and fully REWARDING,

The K-VILLE community regained its former ZING!

 

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With the coming polls and the eventual new KVTHA OFFICERS,

They ought to focus work and efforts in filling up K-VILLE’s COFFERS;

For without the needed WHEREWITHAL,

K-VILLE’s maintenance would be mere SUPERFICIAL.

 

 

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Joint efforts must now be urgently WAGED,

In putting up order and rationalizing parking spaces with a SPADE;

For if no planning will be done in the OFFING,

Virtual gridlock will in K-VILLE, be the THING!

 

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Let’s vote therefore for FRESH FACES,

With NEW BLOOD who’d be our ACES;

Like CARLO  CARLOS9, LESTER IBABAO10 and BOBBY JAVIER11 as ESCORTS,

And a solitary lady, PAM LENDIO12 as ROSE among the thorns, of COURSE!

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[Legend: 1- KVTHA is acronym for K-VILLE TOWNHOMES HOMEOWNERS’ ASSOCIATION.
2- In 2011, K-VILLE was rocked by a realty scam where a supposed criminal syndicate came up with a fictitious court complaint which led to the issuance of a writ of execution that virtually handed over to Mr. Wilfredo Torres, the plaintiff in the  complaint, about 24.7 hectares of land in the Project 6-Tandang Sora area which comprehended the whole of K-VILLE. It actually disenfranchised about 116 realty title holders in the K-VILLE community.
3- Wilfredo Torres was the plaintiff in the court case in representation of her mother named DOMINGA SUMULONG-TORRES, which led to the issuance of the writ of execution that almost disenfranchised 116 realty title holders in K-VILLE.
4- Ronda is a term used for the night vigil that the able-bodied men of K-VILLE formed and undertook to insure that the threatened nocturnal intrusion into the K-VILLE area (which was then abuzz in the grapevine) by the Torres camp would not be successfully done.
5 – TRO is acronym of court writ which stands for TEMPORARY RESTRAINING ORDER and which was issued by the Court of Appeals to stop the implementation of the writ of execution that could have ejected all of the families from the K-VILLE community. The issuance of the TRO benefitted not only K-VILLE but all of the other residents and commercial establishments and institutions within that vast expanse of 24.7 hectares in the Project 6-Tandang Sora area.
6- Court of Appeals Justice Amelia Tolentino was the ponente of the TRO issued by the division of the Court of Appeals to where K-VILLE’s petition was raffled off. Justice Tolentino has since retired from the judiciary in January 2015.
7- CA is acronym for the COURT OF APPEALS.
8- RTC is acronym for the Regional Trial Court.
9- Mr. CARLO CARLOS is actually the son of one of one of our more illustrious past directors, Dr. Renato Carlos. Carlos is now the household head of his family residing at Unit D-85 of K-VILLE.
10 – Mr. LESTER IBABAO is the household head of a relatively recent addition of a  family with residence at Unit C-91 of K-VILLE.
11 – Mr. BOBBY JAVIER  is the son of the late Dolores Javier, who upon my recollection was an active member of the K-VILLE community. Bobby is now the household head of his own family with residence at Unit C-43 of K-VILLE.
12- Ms. PAM LENDIO is the half-sister of the late Attorney Soriano, who was residing at Unit C-8. PAM, on the other hand, attends to her own household at Unit B-34 of K-VILLE. Our reigning “QUEEN”, the hard-working and incumbent Vice-Prexy , Madame BENG ZAMBRANO, swears with all sincerity that PAM will be a good pick as DIRECTOR and eventual AUDITOR of the KVTHA.] 
 

FUN RHYME SERIES 52: THE NURTURING & KIND-HEARTED PREXY OF K-VILLE – DR. NOEL B. CARILO

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[Dr. NOEL “BIBS” CARILO is shown in this photo together with his gracious wife, VERONICA “VEE” CARILO, taken in one of the many out-of-the-country trips that BIBS has to take as a topnotch orthopedist/orthopedic surgeon. BIBS would almost always be jet-setting around the globe attending medical conventions, delivering lectures, etc. BIBS has been President of the K-Ville Townhomes Homeowners’ Association, Inc. (“KVTHA”) for THREE (3) TERMS, for sheer lack of willing and competent residents who would want to be involved in the nitty-gritty of managing/administering the affairs of the K-VILLE TOWNHOMES community. BIBS served too as President of the PHILIPPINE ORTHOPAEDIC ASSOCIATION, INC., an association of Filipino topnotch orthopedist/orthopedic surgeons practicing their specialty medical profession in the whole of the Philippine archipelago.]

 From my honest recollection BIBS1 has been PREXY for THRICE,

And in fact, I’ve been PREXY for TWICE;

And BENG2 also for TWICE — it looks “NOT NICE”,

Thus, we need new faces to add variety for some SPICE!

 

  

But BIBS has set the record of serving LONGEST,

It is a true show of his UNSELFISHNESS;

For though a topnotch ORTHOPEDIST,

He has lent his precious time; that’s CARE —so SWEETEST.

 

 

What I distinctly can truly REMEMBER,

Was when K-VILLE turned water-less once in NOVEMBER;

The water-system abruptly just conked OUT,

And fetching water turned into a BOUT.

 

 

But what has truly touched and swept ME,

Seeing BIBS manning the queue, so busy as a BEE;

Rationing such precious water from the truck-CONVEYOR,

Filling up those pails; piled up in seeming lazy LAYER.

 

 

‘Twas the first term of BIBS as PREXY,

And he showed real and true HUMILITY;

Though patients at St. Luke’s may have been WAITING,

He manned the queue as water from the truck’s spout kept POURING!

 

 

And BIBS really is a true MEDIATOR,

He conciliates those grievances just like a TUTOR;

BIBS would spell out some kind ADVICE,

Those contending parties will then feel so NICE.

 

 

And those voters of K-VILLE, I IMPLORE;

If we really need a paternal guide to feel so SECURE;

BIBS will serve to keep as sure in our  MOORINGS;

And make us safe to greet our early MORNINGS!

 

 

As an ORTHOPEDIST, BIBS is an ACE and HOTSHOT,

In fact, he’s a surgeon so precise like a CLOCK;

He’s even entertaining, as he knows a lot of STARS…

He can perhaps even write some of actresses’ MEMOIRS!

 

THAT’S MY KUMPADRENG NOEL;

   A TRULY DAZZLING JEWEL FOR A FRIEND!

 [Legend: 1 – BIBS is the nickname of my KUMPADRE and FRIEND, Dr. Noel B. Carilo, a BICOLANO, truly ORAGON! BIBS earned his medical degree from the UE Ramon Magsaysay Medical Institute; while he took up his pre-medicine education at the UNIVERSITY OF THE PHILIPPINES, Diliman, Quezon City, Metro-Manila.

FUN RHYME SERIES 51: K-VILLE’S ENDURING TREASURER, MR. JOEY TIROL SOLIDUM

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[My KUMPADRENG JOEY TIROL SOLIDUM is shown in this photo with her comely wife, KUMADRENG LYD; with rows of fresh plants as backdrop (some kind of a presentiment if JOEY accepts a new mandate as Treasurer anew of the KVTHA). JOEY will indeed be among FRESH and NEW BLOOD of diligent directors of the KVTHA board if those new faces would eventually be elected as DIRECTORS of the KVTHA Board. Election of the new set of officers  of the KVTHA Board, KVTHA is acronym for K-VILLE TOWNHOMES HOMEOWNERS’ ASSOCIATION, INC., is set on February 12, 2017.]
 

 

 

As election in K-VILLE1 is FORTHCOMING,

It would be nice to first examine the BOOKING;

The booking which is actually the REGISTER,

The list of candidates… for a useful STARTER.

 

  

But as a rule has since been ADOPTED,

All voters are deemed candidates to be ELECTED; 

So, through this FUN RHYME blog as a quick AID,

I wish to make suggestions for a voting UPGRADE.

 

 

My KUMPADRENG JOEY2 has been UNENDING,

He has been the K-VILLE’s TREASURER, truly UPENDING;

For when he started serving K-VILLE as a BURSAR3,

The funds have been managed as though by a CZAR.

 

 

 

Under his diligent watch, JOEY was INNOVATIVE—

He put up a good system, truly CREATIVE;

And during his term, JOEY INITIATED —

An advance payment scheme, ‘twas EFFECTIVE!

 

 

 

JOEY was even one who would be LENDING,

Their household funds, it’s quite EMBARRASSING;

For a lot of residents have been rudely EVADING,

Prompt/full payments of the dues, ‘tis quite DISTRESSING.

 

 

 

Stressful indeed for K-VILLE needs to be MAINTAINED,

But if funds are scarce, this thrust could be DETAINED;

Our streets will thus be cluttered with RUBBISH,

And our helpful guards will surely grow FAMISHED.

 

 

At times when payments have come OUTSTANDING,

K-VILLE’s credit balance at times goes DRAINING;

So, poor JOEY has to put up some FUNDS;

It feels as though they’re paying for additional LUNCH!

 

 

So, let’s all be prompt in paying and CARING,

It’s for our community, it brings much ZING!

Full responsibility really has to be continuously FOSTERED,

For K-VILLE has raised us all, even has MOTHERED!

 

 

 

So, my KUMPADRENG JOEY who’s truly SIMPATICO,

Let’s all sway those who have been acting like LOCO;

Expecting as though their stay in K-VILLE—

…It’s as though all for FREE– and no need to receive a  BILL.

 

 

 

My wish and supplication for my KUMPADRE, via this blog a-QUICKIE!

Let’s continue helping our COMMUNITY;

Perhaps, with the new blood who’ll get

  ELECTED,

Will raise dues-collection and K-VILLE’s funds kitty  be EXPANDED!

 

 

Let’s all be grateful to KUMPADRENG JOEY,

He has served the community like truly like a PONY4;

As a friend, admirer and KUMPADRE; wishing he’ll CONTINUE…

And let’s  all sustain K-VILLE as a SAFE and GRAND VENUE!

[Legend: 1 – K-VILLE is the name of a townhomes community located within the Sanville Subdivision in Barangay Culiat, Tandang Sora, Quezon City where I and my family have been living since 1989. It houses about 116 townhomes units in a vast expanse of 1.5 hectares of land along Cenacle Drive corner Renowned Lane just about a stone’s throw from the Claret Seminary.
2 – Kumpadre is a Spanish term which means COMPEER or companion. In the Philippine setting, it means the godfather of a child who serves as principal sponsor in the baptismal rites of the child.
3 – BURSAR is another term for TREASURER.
4 – The use of the term PONY is ambivalent; it could connote the meaning of “working hard” as in the idiomatic expression “working like a horse”. But the term PONY has another meaning as an idiomatic expression—it refers to an EXTRAVAGANT GIFT. Thus, my KUMPADRENG JOEY is not only a HARD WORKER but he virtually is a GIFT to the K-VILLE community; for all the sacrifices and for all those ABONO  (i.e. to pay in advance using his own funds to pay off K-VILLE community’s recurring expenses)  in times when the  KVTHA funds is a little bit short.] 

 

 

 

 

FUN RHYME SERIES 50: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CEL aka CECILIO B. GELLADA!!!!

 

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[My KUMPADRE, bosom friend and UP Law batch mate, Atty. Cecilio “Cel” Gellada is shown in this photo taken during the celebration of his 65th birthday with his pretty wife, Kumadreng Beth Gaddi. My good friend Cel and his soul-mate and partner Beth, have been blessed with THREE (3) brilliant boys, namely: Enrico, Lorenzo and Alejandro.]

CEL is my KUMPADRE1  being  NINONG2  of  my daughter SHANE,

He is so HUMBLE as a pie; for that’s a feature of his NAME—

For CECILIO really means: “extremely adorable,  generous and caring”…

That’s GOOGLE’s result — as I did a quick searching.

 

If you’re indeed a fellow who’s CARING,

And even GENEROUS and so ADORABLE; that’s SOMETHING—

You’ll automatically be truly HUMBLE,

For care and generosity is HUMILITY’s CALL.

 

But when we were UP Law students then,

That’s about 4 decades and 2 years hence;

CEL did the most reciting and it was quite exacting,

For those UP Law profs, they really were amazing.

 

I really got surprised then, for CEL seemed BRAGGADOCIO,

For as he did his COOL recitation, it’s as if he’s reading it from a FOLIO;

And every time CEL would recite, it’s always at the start of the class;

Thus, all eyes and ears were focused,  and CEL would look like some top brass.

 

 

Alas…ahoy! we learned thereafter,

The unraveling of CECILIO’s style brought lots of  laughter;

For that Law prof observed that strange protocol,

To call those studes who’re late, spying like a mole.

 

 

For CEL indeed did some spying,

Intentionally doing late his entry at the classroom; procrastinating…

And as our Law prof has made a vow,

He’ll call for recitation those seemingly late season cow!

 

  

Thus… CEL ultimately revealed his strategy,

He’ll just read and review those top topics… GEE!

And those on the lower part of the assignment list,

He’ll never even daub a check, cause he’ll just avoid and miss.

 

And CEL’s BRAGGODOCIO air was all for show,

As his knees like ours, were crumbling too;

For we were then just docile freshmen,

Afraid of UP Law profs who seemed like cruel henchmen.

 

 

But now after the years have passed,

My HUMBLE CEL has peaked at last;

He’s now General Counsel and VP3 of PSALM4,

That’s an accomplishment and a sure pride of his clan!

 

 

And to you my bosom friend and batch MATE,

Receive my greetings as though in a PLATE;

It’s not something that can be EATEN,

It’s a BLOG that’s in vogue and is now the TREND.

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KUMPADRENG CEL!!!!   

[Legend: 1-KUMPADRE is actually a Spanish term which would be an exact translation of the English word- COMPEER, meaning a companion. But in the Philippine setting, KUMPADRE means more than a companion. It would actually mean a bosom friend and the godfather of a child, who served as principal sponsor at the baptismal rites of the child.
 [2- NINONG is a Tagalog term which refers to a godfather.]
[3 – VP is acronym for Vice-President.]
[4- PSALM is acronym for POWER SECTOR ASSETS AND LIABILITIES MANAGEMENT CORPORATION. PSALM is actually a government-owned and controlled corporation tasked to undertake the privatization of the assets of the National Power Corporation (NPC) and the National Transmission Corporation (Transco) as well as the privatization of the management of NPC’s IPP (Independent Power Producer) contracts.]

FUN RHYME SERIES 49: K-VILLE’S REIGNING “QUEEN” – BENG ZAMBRANO*

[Madame BENG ZAMBRANO, despite her polite declination to continue serving as K-VILLE TOWNHOMES HOMEOWNERS’ ASSOCIATION, INC. (“KVTHAI”) President, is still considered as the authority within K-VILLE. this is so as official letters from City Hall would invariably be delivered still at their unit’s doorsteps from time to time. Indeed, BENG is still sought for advice and motherly counseling by residents who have admired her style of tactful,efficient and fair governance during her term as Prexy.  BENG is shown at left photo clutching a bouquet of roses taken inside their K-VILLE home. At  top right  photo is a SELFIE taken by BENG’s daughter CHIARA. With BENG in the said photo are her husband JIMMY F. ZAMBRANO and their son, MARK ZAMBRANO. At right bottom photo is a tarpaulin which was used as backdrop during the surprise birthday celebration staged by the K-VILLE community, a couple of years back,  in BENG’s honor.]

 

 

When she came to K-VILLE not very long AGO,

She really was so MOTHERLY; a woman on the GO!

She was so CREATIVE and even WORK-ADDICTED,

Particularly when K-VILLE needs to be fully DECORATED.

 

  

It was she who daintily RECOLLECTED,

The country’s good customs and old TRADITIONS;

Thus, the festive SANTACRUZAN2  was HELD,

And the MAHAL NA PASYON3 — in seeming continuing SESSIONS.

 

 

For her endearing and warm SOLICITUDE,

The community saw her potential and kind work ATTITUDE;

Thus—because of this , she got TWICE ELECTED,

As PREXY of the Association, she proved SO truly DEDICATED!

 

 

If not perhaps for her plain REFUSAL,

She’d stay as long, sans swift INTERVAL;

But JIMMY4 would continuously be FROWNING,

As he has already allowed BENG’s 2-year dogged5 PRESIDING.

 

 

If every territory would have a ROYALTY,

I’d be swayed to move that BENG be made our “QUEEN”;

For BENG’s contribution to K-VILLE is no PALTRY,

It was she who fostered PEACE, CAMARADERIE; even  JOLLITY…SO KEEN! 

 

 

Despite her various domestic duties; nay FULL RESPONSIBILITY,

BENG has remained to be part of K-VILLE’s AUTHORITY;

As DIRECTOR, actually VICE-PREXY of the K-VILLE BOARD,

BENG has continued HELPING as though SERVING our LORD!

 

And as our ELECTION 6  will be in the OFFING,

Please do not ever think that I’m CAMPAIGNING;

It’s just actually, my FINE ASPIRATION,

That BENG be still part of KVTHAI’s7 ADMINISTRATION!

 

THANK YOU SO MUCH BENG! YOU ARE K-VILLE’S VIRTUAL “QUEEN”!

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LEGEND: *-BENG ZAMBRANO is CRISANTA G. ZAMBRANO who for TWO (2) terms of TWO (2) years each served as the President of the K-VILLE TOWNHOMES HOMEOWNERS’ ASSOCIATION, INC. (“KVTHAI”) from 2011 up to 2015. BENG has however remained to be part of the KVTHAI Board as she in fact is the incumbent Vice-President of the KVTHAI whose term ends this February 2017. There has been moves to campaign for and to elect fresh blood and new faces in the KVTHAI, to sort of pass the baton of leadership and governance to the younger members of the K-VILLE community which is truly commendable.But, my silent aspiration is to have BENG retained at the KVTHAI  as K-VILLE’s moving spirit and maternal as well compassionate conscience thereat. In 2011, when K-VILLE was rocked with the WILLY TORRES’ court case scam with its attendant brouhaha, BENG served as the matriarchal leader who incessantly showed solicitude and concern unto all of the K-VILLE residents, which  sort of alleviated and lightened up the burden and the worrisome effects of the scandal.
  1. SANTACRUZAN is religious-historical beauty pageant cum festival which sorts of celebrates the discovery of the HOLY CROSS by St. Elena of Constantinople. It is celebrated in the Philippines through a procession of elegantly-dressed ladies with full of flowers and buntings in the month of May. Santacruzan in Spanish means SACRED CROSS.
  2. MAHAL NA PASYON is the practice of passion-reading which is observed in the Philippines during the HOLY WEEK. Instead of merely reading the verses of a Tagalog-written book entitled PASYON, the verses are actually sung.
  3. JIMMY is JAIME ZAMBRANO, the better half and husband of BENG ZAMBRANO.
  4. DOGGED – The term is used as BENG ZAMBRANO, when she was Prexy of KVTHAI was truly a hard worker and she literally worked hard in the fashion of the idiomatic expression of WORKING LIKE A DOG.
  5. ELECTION – The K-Ville Townhomes Homeowners’ Association, Inc. has set the election of a new set of officers on February 12, 2017.
  6. KVTHAI is acronym for K-VILLE TOWNHOMES HOMEOWNERS’ ASSOCIATION, INC., the homeowners’ association in the K-Ville Townhomes community located at the Sanville Subdivision, Barangay Culiat, Tandang Sora, Quezon City, Metro-Manila, Philippines.

FUN RHYME SERIES 48: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAMANG HAIDE aka HAIDE TIROL SOLIDUM!!!!

[The top left photo captured the OPPA GANGNAM STYLE dance which we (myself, my brother Warren, Jun Revilla and Jovy Gambol as well as Mamang Haide’s son Joey) scandalously performed. It was danced  during the 90th birthday celebration of Mamang Haide at the ONE ESPLANADE Events Place within the SM MOA Complex in Pasay City, Metro-Manila in 2013. Bottom left photo shows Mamang Haide clutching a bouquet of pink roses taken during the simple 94th birthday celebration on January 14, 2017 among her close kin. But the GRAND BIRTHDAY BASH in honor of Mamang Haide will still be held at the Manila Yacht Club on February 25, 2017.  Left photo shows Mamang Haide  in all her splendor during her younger years; truly queenly, so noble, so alluring and so majestic!]

 

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The name HAIDE is of Spanish ORIGIN,

It actually means – “OF NOBLE KIN”;

Mamang Haide is truly a mother for ALL,

She’s so QUEENLY and loving, so sweet at the BALL.

 

 

It was FOUR years ago; that’s in 2013,

When Joey* and I thought of dancing like TEENS;

It was to surprise Mamang Haide on her 90th BIRTHDAY,

‘Twas colorful, exciting and a DANCE seemed OKEY.

 

OPPA-GANGNAM-STYLE 

We had to do some REHEARSALS,

And engaged true PROFESSIONALS;

For we had to show off & dance OPPA GANGNAM STYLE,

…As we didn’t want to court the ire of South Korea’s PSY!

 

 

The BALL was fantastic; Mamang Haide was in RED,

And the festive atmosphere, so majestic INDEED;

And the improvised DAIS where we did the DANCING,

Mamang Haide sat on a throne, so nobly BEFITTING!

 

QUEEN-THRONE 

Indeed, Mamang’s full name is MONARCHIAL, OFFHAND;

For TIROL connotes actually a CROWN LAND —

While SOLIDUM denotes part of a PEDESTAL,

A podium where ROYALTY stands– so EXCEPTIONAL!

 

 

Indeed, at the 90th birthday BALL,

Mamang Haide traipsed like a queen within the  HALL;

But when she witnessed her son Joey’s DANCING,

Her traipsing ended up in some sort of LEAPING!

 

Antique humor cartoon illustration: Dancing couple
Antique humor cartoon illustration: Dancing couple

Mamang’s heart leapt indeed as Joey pranced and GAMBOLED,

Mimicking PSY with fervor and with true gay ABANDON;

For Mamang got so impressed and she   was bent to call an ENCORE,

Their CLAN not only is NOBLE but is proud to be with a TERPSICHORE!

 

 

And with that OPPA GANGNAM STYLE of DANCING,

It seems an ENCORE is truly in the OFFING;

The venue appears to be at the YACHT CLUB,

We’ll  wine us up; as though we’re in a PUB.

 

 

MANILA-YACHT-CLUIB

Indeed, we dancers need some perking up,

And wine is just alright — but in cup;

So those noble guests would truly feel assured,

We’ll not act like “DRUNKEN MASTERS”** as though detoured.

 

And all our aspirations would truly BE,

To make Mamang Haide as HAPPY as a BEE;

That would be on her coming GRAND BIRTHDAY BASH!

Which would happen in February’s Saturday’s LAST.

94TH-BDAY-MAMANG-HAIDE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAMANG HAIDE!

Here is a VIDEO of the DANCE:

FUN RHYME SERIES 47: SPORTS or EXERCISE MAKES ONE A KING

[Our twice-a-week YOGA sessions at the Badminton Hall went into some kind of hibernation following the renovation/repair of the Badminton Hall as well as due to the diminishing number of attendees with the advent of the Yuletide season last year. YOGA resumption will start on Thursday, January 12, 2017 at 6:30 PM sharp (initially on a once-a-week sked). It is felt that for being FREE, there is no urgent compulsion created to attend. I wrote this BLOG as some kind of enticement to lure back those who have been regular attendees of the FREE YOGA sessions, but now with a unique RIDER…FINES for those who will be TARDY and/or ABSENT. This BLOG is aimed too at promoting SPORTS and to make an impression that indulging in such ENDORPHIN-GENERATING activity knows no age limit. I actually plucked a photo of DESHUN WANG, the famed Chinese Hottest Grandpa (as shown in the bottom right photo),  to stress that even at age 80 one can still do weights and look fit, slim and dandy. But the BADMINTON sked will continue unaltered, TTH at 6:00 PM and 7:30 AM on Sundays. ] 

When one reaches seniority AGE…

It is as though one has turned  a PAGE;

‘Tis has indeed turned into attending sad funerals instead of jolly BAPTISMALS – –

And of reading obituaries in those crisp PERIODICALS!

 

  

And people would be wont to SAY…

If you’d become sedentary as a lazy PREY;

You’ll be noosed and eventually would feel to have gone BOOZED…

As though seeing a vision of  nirvana; you’ve VAMOOSED1!  

 

 

But DEATH is something that’s CERTAIN…

Though it’s best to prolong life in this TERRAIN;

And as health gurus would repeatedly PRESCRIBE – –

Indulge in SPORTS, do EXERCISE… to SURVIVE!

 

 

Dad Max embraced BADMINTON at FORTY…

Well, I did the same choice at FIFTY;

But what has surprised me , as I thought it so RISKY – –

My DAD-IN-LAW2 did weights at SEVENTY!

 

 

So, there never indeed is a LATE START…

For those who want to have a nice LIFE-CHART;

Let’s imitate the Chinese DESHUN WANG3

Worked his abs at 70; walked the ramp at 80 — like the model NESSMAN4.

 

 

So, if you truly love your child and your APO5,

Indulge in SPORTS and do EXERCISE, con TODO6!

For it’s the way to bring out the ENDORPHINS’ OPIOIDS,

It’s that thing that brings EUPHORIA and makes lighter LIFE’s POIDS7!

 

And I’ve loved and played the SHUTTLECOCK RIDE…

And practiced YOGA on the SIDE;

For BATTLEDORE8  enhances one’s reflexes and AGILITY,

While YOGA is said to increase BONE DENSITY!

 

 

ENDORPHINS are released during those strenuous EXERCISE…

It’s ENDOGENOUS and not available at those health SHOPS;

With the ensuing EUPHORIA, you’d  really feel TOPS – –

It’s actually referred to as the sportsman’s or RUNNER’s HIGHS!

 

 

But as has been oftenly SAID…

Life on EARTH would seem as though a FUSILLADE;

A barrage of problems that causes STRESS – –

For which cause… SPORTS or EXERCISE is the way to DE-STRESS!

 

 

But LIFE must always be continuously GUIDED,

By YAHWEH or ALLAH or a by a supreme GODHEAD;

For LIFE indeed is just a borrowed THING – –

We never even paid for it, not even a FARTHING!

 

 

So let’s savor LIFE and take care of IT…

Attaining RUNNER’S HIGH is truly NARCOTIC;

So, if all will become addicted to SPORTS,

Our nation would turn out as a MODEL, of SPORTS!

 

 

If you feel afraid of a SPORTS hustle, bustle and JOSTLE…

Pick an activity that’s not much of a HASSLE;

YOGA stands out as there’s no jumping & RUNNING – –

It is actually just a lot of bending & STRETCHING!

 

 

And all the EJK9 will be a thing of the PAST…

DRUGS will lose the lure, SPORTS will be the nation’s REPAST;

And pretty soon, our country would fare best at OLYMPICS,

A resounding SUCCESS, even perhaps in PARALYMPICS!

 

 

 

So make time for SPORTS and EXERCISE,

It’s an obligation and a chance to EXORCISE;

Those ailments and pains and such little ACHING – –

For if you’re fit and slim, you’d feel like a KING!

 

HAIL YOUR MAJESTY…SPORTS KING…FOR HEALTH IS TRULY WEALTH!

[1- Vamoose actually means to depart hurriedly. Used here to inoffensively mean “to die”]
[2- My Dad-in-Law, Antonio Evangelista, actually started to do WEIGHTS  at age 70 and he indeed  turned up with nice-looking pectorals, biceps and triceps.]
[3-Mr. DESHUN WANG, the octogenarian Chinese from Beijing, who really was so determined at  avoiding mental and physical stagnation, explored new skills and ideas while devoting ample time to daily exercise. At age 80, he walked the runway for the first time, and his physique caused a  national sensation. He takes obvious joy in subverting China’s image of what it means to be old.]
[4- Simon NESSMAN, a 27 year old Canadian, is currently one among the top world’s male model.]
[5-APO is a Tagalog word which means a GRANDCHILD.]
[6-CON TODO is a Spanish phrase which means WITH  EVERYTHING or  TOTALLY.]
[7-POIDS is a French word which means BURDENS.]
[8-BATTLEDORE is the Medieval name for the game we know now as BADMINTON.]