FUN RHYME Birthday Greetings unto Attorney JACK CASTANEDA (REVISED)

Happy birthday Sir, Attorney  Jack CASTANEDA…

Based on your zodiac sign Sir, you’re truly adored by your “INAMORATA”;

For you’re delightfully charming, broad-minded and PLACID – –

Affectionate and tenderly caring, making your lover label as truly VALID;

And in terms of FRIENDSHIP, you’re a true AMIGO, as your concern is so AVID!

The BULL born on  May 15  can be described as a team PLAYER…

You’re a lawyer who’s also marked out as a very hard WORKER;

People can count on you, as you are down to EARTH – –

You’re even sexy with a nice physique, sans a bulging GIRTH;

Honest and compassionate too, that’s why some women (I was told), unto you would FLIRT!

You desire the simpler things in life as opposed to EXTRAVAGANCE…

You love your home though and enjoy entertaining, SANS ARROGANCE;

And being a May 15 birthday boy means that you’re classically ACCOMMODATING – –

Most  TAUREANS  are foolish romantics who feel as though IN LOVE they’re quick in FALLING;

But you yourself is actually  so idealistic and child-like when it comes to seeking companionship, that’s your unique BRAND of LOVING!

You’re creative too and you seek to put things in a proper PERSPECTIVE;

Do not be surprised as with age, more friends will come to you, as you’re truly  FASCINATED;

Those friends value most your sagacious and clever ADVICE- –

All of them consider you as truthfully and so aptly WISE;

You seem to get your counsel from out of the SKIES!

Your appellation “JACK”, actually means “GOD IS GRACIOUS”…

That’s why perhaps most people feel your friendship is so very PRECIOUS;

You’re so pleasant and easy to get along with and you’re so TRUSTWORTHY – –

You’d surely do a charitable act pro bono, and would even refuse a fee even a PENNY;

You truly have pictured yourself among your patrons as KIND and DANDY!

You’re truly blessed with intelligence, charm and with rich IMAGINATION…

You’ve faithfully served our government, you’re a true asset to our NATION;

A true-blue THOMASIAN, who proudly carries its preeminent SEAL – –

A lawyer par excellence who labors and serves with unending ZEAL;

And would dish out so customarily a very reasonable BILL!

You’re an ubiquitous presence at the UST…

It would seem that alumni affairs have become your cup of TEA;

You’re diligently  active too in those yearly BAR OPS – –

Seeking and aiming to bring Thomasian bar examinees to ascend unto the TOPS;

That’s the reason perhaps for the succession of favorable results where UST, is OKS!

A true native of one of the richest agricultural regions of the PHILIPPINES…

Owing to its diverse cultural heritage rooted in centuries of glorious history, it SEEMS;

The PANGASINENSES’ way of life which is a delightful combination of tradition, innovation and CREATIVITY – –

Being a warm, and polite people, they carry the FILIPINO HERITAGE brand of HOSPITALITY;

In addition, you belong to a class of hard-working and fun loving people, which measures up to a sufficient dash of JOVIALITY!

On this your natal day, a sage adviser of this group, our revered Sir JACK…

I wish  to greet you with a loud hooray and much resounding WHACK;

The BAR exam’s wondrous achievements of your Alma Mater’s GRADS – –

‘Twas a result reportedly of your motivation, cheers, roots and PRODS;

You ought to be conferred an AWARD with  unending PRAISES and LAUDS!

Maligayang kaarawan po, Sir/Papang JACK!

FUN RHYME Birthday Greetings unto Atty. JACK CASTANEDA

Happy birthday Sir, Attorney  Jack CASTANEDA…

Based on your zodiac sign Sir, you’re truly adored by your “INAMORATA”;

For you’re delightfully charming, broad-minded and PLACID – –

Affectionate and tenderly caring, making your lover label as truly VALID;

And in terms of FRIENDSHIP, you’re a true AMIGO, as your concern is so AVID!

You’re creative and you seek to put things in a different PERSPECTIVE …

Do not be surprised as with age, more friends will come to you, as so truly  FASCINATED;

Those friends value most your sagacious and clever ADVICE – –

All of them consider you as truthfully and so aptly WISE;

You seem to get your counsel from out of the SKIES!

Your appellation “JACK”, actually means “GOD IS GRACIOUS”…

That’s why perhaps most people feel your friendship as so very PRECIOUS;

You’re so pleasant and easy to get along with and you’re so TRUSTWORTHY – –

You’d surely do a charitable act pro bono, and would even refuse a fee even a PENNY;

You truly have pictured yourself among your patrons as KIND and DANDY!

You’re truly blessed with intelligence, charm and such a rich and powerful IMAGINATION…

You’ve faithfully served our government, you’re a true asset of our NATION;

A true-blue THOMASIAN, who proudly carries its preeminent SEAL – –

A lawyer par excellence who labors and serves with unending ZEAL;

And would dish out so customarily a very reasonable BILL!

You’ve an ubiquitous presence at the UST…

It would seem that alumni affairs have become your cup of TEA;

You’re diligently  active too in those yearly BAR OPS- –

Seeking and aiming to bring Thomasian bar examinees to ascend unto the TOPS;

That’s the reason perhaps for the succession of favorable results where UST, is OKS!

On this your natal day, a sage adviser of this group, our revered Sir JACK…

I wish  to greet you with a loud hooray and much resounding WHACK;

The BAR exam’s wondrous achievements of your Alma Mater’s GRADS- –

‘Twas a result purportedly of your motivation, cheers, roots and PRODS;

You ought to be conferred an AWARD with  unending PRAISES and LAUDS!

Maligayang kaarawan po, Sir JACK!

FUN RHYME MOTIVATION TO THE NEW PVAI BOD

 

 

 

We are all destined towards the REFORMATION of PVAI…

The call for REFORMATION that will guide us all, BY and BY;

For it is the LEGACY of our heroic fathers that is at STAKE – –

We must continue to raise funds for PVAI and must try not to be PROFLIGATE;

For our funds are ebbing low, and the withdrawal of funds from AMWSLAI was utterly a MISTAKE!

As a LEAGUE  of brave and courageous fathers plus their sons and   DAUGHTERS…

We must continue to foster the FILIPINO HERITAGE’s traits, for everyone and all the OTHERS- –

HONESTY, RESPECT for one another, COURTESY and all wholesome DRUTHERS;

Browbeating a colleague is simply not an option, much more unto our BROTHERS and SISTERS!

It indeed is a wonderful opportunity to be part of the REFORM TEAM… 

Those we have to REFORM simply cannot be part of this SCHEME;

For REFORMATION must involve some kind of HIBERNATION – –

They have to undo the wrong that was done, and act out what was OMMITTED;

For if this REFORMATION is ignored, PVAI will continue to be so damaged and even so INFECTED!

I was then some kind of an  ON-CALL Legal COUNSEL…

Due to court hearings can’t attend all of those board meetings SO WELL;

If only my advice was asked about the AMWSLAI DEPOSITS- –

I would have given a good advice to continuously maintain the high INTERESTS;

But someone  in the BOARD was hurrying it UP,  no categorical approval, the withdrawal was done in a BLITZ!

The withdrawal was based upon the fear that deposits in the name of VETS, is WARY…

If the VET passes, collection might get lost or even TARDY;

But what is simply the solution indeed, IS – –

To require the VETS to execute a DEED OF DECLARATION OF TRUST, for precaution and EASE;

‘Tis a DEED that says the FUNDS belong to PVAI and to nobody ELSE!

And if the FUNDS were still deposited with AMWSLAI as of TODAY…

The high interest earnings will surely give SWAY;

Allowances would have not been a thing of the PAST – –

And surely every board meeting we’ll have a delicious REPAST;

Not much stress in managing the FUNDS indeed, as interest earning will come in CASH!

FUN RHYME BIRTHDAY GREETINGS FOR AMON M. CLARAVALL

Happy happy birthday to you my dear friend AMON…

It would seem that you’ve gotten the street-smart traits of your TITO MON;

Indeed, as a VIRGO, born on September 15, you possess an uncanny ability to COMMUNICATE – –

You’re deemed too as HONEST,  yet you require a fantasy world to escape from harsh realities as you CONTEMPLATE;

VIRGOS like you are willing to jeopardize their reputation for a worthy cause, avoiding however CONTROVERSY and DEBATE!

You’re hardworking, analytical, organized and RELIABLE…

You will live a joyful, carefree, bright and prosperous LIFE, as long as you’re ABLE;

ABLE to set your bearings upon MORALITY, KINDNESS, MERCY and TACT – –

But if you commit a wrong and scorn people with CONTEMPT, that’s a NO-NO  in FACT;

EMPTINESSS and JOYLESSNESS will hover upon your LIFE’s TRACK!

Your delicate nature actually conceals an enticing PERSONALITY…

That’s why perhaps you’re deemed as a ladies’ man, with links to such beauties’ BEVY;

Indeed, lovers born on September 15 are affectionate and COMMITTED – –

They leave passion aside in order to build a dependable and trustworthy LINKAGE;

 And they’re attracted to persons that are as intelligent and trustworthy like them, as quoted  in an ADAGE!

Your POSITIVE traits per your horoscope READING…

Is that you’re orderly and cautious, so cautious that you’d test working on a worst case SCENE;

Helping thereby to avoid lots of troubles and results would be SURPRISING- –

You’re courageous and realistic thus living life DAY by DAY;

You’ve a domestic and reliable nature investing too much time in helping others, as you treat them like your FAMILY!

On your natal day, this WONDROUS WEDNESDAY…

I wish to do a toast and a hollering HURRAY…

As to luck, your luckiest day is WEDNESDAY, which is TODAY- –

And your lucky numbers are 6, 9, 13, 19, 26; add ONE more, for LOTTO to PLAY;

But don’t forget to  share some “BALATO” from the lottery-winning TODAY, perhaps on the following DAY!

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMON!

FUN RHYME BIRTHDAY GREETINGS FOR GEN. DEMOSTHENES SANTILLAN

Happy happy birthday to you Boss SANTI…

This year, I’ve greeted you PROMPT and PUNCTUAL, and it’s not TARDY;

VIRGOS born on September 8 are searchers of TRUTH- – As a retired army officer, who’d at times serve as a SLEUTH, let’s drink to that with red VERMOUTH;

But let’s wait till the PANDEMIC is gone and the conditions is no longer ACUTE!

As a VIRGO person you’re described as ANALYTIC and CHEERFUL…

Even COMICAL, a trait that’s so aptly BEAUTIFUL;

For in city life amidst the HELTER-AND-SKELTER and much HUSTLE and BUSTLE – –

One really needs LAUGHTER to serve as LIFE’S THROTTLE;

Much in need indeed, as we try to vanquish COVID in this raging BATTLE!

You’re truly acclaimed as one the best in the PHILIPPINE ARMY…

For your last posting was as VICE-COMMANDER, and that was FINE and DANDY;

You are described too as somewhat OLD-FASHIONED – –

That’s what the astrologer said, and supposedly your good DESCRIPTION;

But when it comes to ladies you surely won’t want a MATRON!

Indeed, SANTI is a topnotch friend, and among the military officers’ PAR EXCELLENCE…

Who consistently focused on PRACTICALITY with much COMMON SENSE;

You’re even deemed as so very HELPFUL and CHARITABLE – –

You were so diligent at your ARMY work, a trait that’s so COMMENDABLE;

For every one indeed in the military hierarchy has deemed you as so RELIABLE!

You’re quite FLAMBOYANT too, and a DREAMER but so ORGANIZED…

A hard worker and multi-talented, which descriptions are so PRECISE;

A risible raconteur who narrates much zany TALES – –

A fair and just fellow, who decides as though using the SCALES;

You’re truly popular and well-loved, much entitled to praises and laudatory HAILS!

Your zodiac says that you’re KIND and a GENTLE PERSON…

Offering HELP to kith and kin, to you is so COMMON;

And you truly are an individual who’s GOOD-HEARTED–

So possessed with WISDOM, as you’ve learned much on your various EXPERIENCE INDEED;

A true and genial gentleman who would help a friend in NEED!

On your natal day, on a WONDROUS WEDNESDAY…

I wish to do a toast and a hollering HURRAY…

As to luck, your luckiest day is WEDNESDAY, which is TODAY- –

And your lucky numbers are 50, 51, 41, and 36; add TWO more, for LOTTO to PLAY;

But don’t forget to share some “BALATO” from the lottery-winning on SUNDAY which is my BIRTHDAY!

JOKE, JOKE, JOKE!

MALIGAYANG BATI SA IYONG KAARAWAN MULI BOSS SANTI!

FUN RHYME “ON DAD’S DILEMMA AND THE PEFTOK DRAMA”

WITH GENERAL ERNESTO CAROLINA’S DECLARATION OF A “HOLD OVER” GOVERNANCE…

DADDY MAX SEEMED TO HAVE BEEN REINVIGORATED ON THE BASIS OF HIS RECENT UTTERANCE;

STILL OUR AIM, IS TO KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE STRESS AND BURDENS – –

THE CALL TO REFORM PVAI WOULD SEEM TO BE THE SWAY, LIKE A SONG AND  DANCE SOIREE;

BUT STILL I’D STRIVE TO MAKE HAPPEN AN APT AND TIMELY SCENARIO, JUST AS NOT TO MAKE US SORRY…

WHICH I THINK WOULD BE NICE AND WOULD BE LOVED BY OUR KIDS’ GRANDDADDY!

IT MAY BE EASY INDEED TO FOIL  DADDY MAX INTO GETTING INTO THE PAST PEFTOK PREDICAMENT…

BY INSTALLING PERHAPS A GADGET TO BLOCK CALLS & TEXTS, AT THIS VERY MOMENT;

BUT DADDY MAX HAS BEEN INVOLVED WITH PVAI SINCE 30 YEARS AGO – –

COULD NOT GO AWAY TOO SOON FROM PEFTOK MATTERS, AS IT COULD RESULT IN PAIN JUST LIKE LUMBAGO;

FOR MY LAST YEAR’S PEFTOK  HUSH-HUSH VENTURES, PROVED TO BE A NO-NO …

DADDY MAX FELT THAT I WAS ACTING TOO SOON AS PVAI PREXY, WITHOUT HIM IN THE KNOW!

WILMA AND RONNIE TOLD ME THAT FOR DADDY MAX: BEING HAPPY, BEING SAD, AND BEING ANGRY TOO, WOULD BE BAD…

THAT’S WHAT I WAS TOLD AND DADDY MAX, IF PROVOKED INTO ANGER WOULD MAKE BOTH HIM AND US, SO SAD;

I STILL DISTINCTLY REMEMBER IN MY PHONE CALLS WITH CAROLINA – –

WHEN HE LEARNED OF DAD MAX’S COVID SURVIVAL, CAROLINA MADE SOME SORT OF A  “NOTA”;

“PEFTOK PROLONGS MAJOR YOUNG’S LIFE”, YON ANG SABI NIYA…

PERHAPS, IT’S AN EXAGGERATION, BUT DADDY MAX HAS SUBCONSCIOUSLY MADE PEFTOK HIS OWN LIFE MISSION TALAGA!

THE PHASING OUT AND/OR BELITTLING OF THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THOSE PVAI MATTERS, I’M SURE WILL BE PROBLEMATIC…

I DID THAT BEFORE BUT THE RESULTS COULD STILL PROVE TO BE ASYMPTOMATIC;

   MALALAMAN AT MALALAMAN NI DADDY MAX ANG LAHAT NG PVAI NEWS – –

‘CAUSE MOST PVAI DIRECTORS KNOW HIS CELL NUMBER AND MERCY’S EMAIL’S POST;

KAPAG KINIMKIM NI DADDY MAX ANG KANYANG HINANAKIT …

BAKA WIKA KO, SIYA AY TULUYANG MAGKAROON NG MAS-SERIOUS NA SAKIT!

  I CANNOT MAKE SECRET THE COMING EVENTS THIS SEPTEMBER…

‘TWAS BECAUSE, HE ATTENDED THE ZOOM MEETING, AND HE’D SURELY REMEMBER;

AS HE HAS BEEN GIVEN BY GENERAL CAROLINA, AN EXTENSION OF HIS TERM – –

HE HAS GIVEN ME INSTRUCTIONS, TO BRIEF HIM ON UPDATES, ALMOST EVERY MORN;

I’LL HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT THE PVAI’S ANNIVERSARY, WILL MAKE HIM HAPPY…

FOR HE HAS ALWAYS THOUGHT OF PEFTOK AS A SYMBOL OF VICTORY!

THE BEST WAY PERHAPS IS TO MAKE DAD MAX PRESIDENT EMERITUS…

WHEN GEN. CAYTON HAS FILLED IN, MAM SABS SLOT, THE GEN. CAN BE MADE PREXY, PERHAPS BY A VOTE THAT’S UNANIMOUS;

WITH HIS EMERITUS POST, DADDY MAX WON’T BE CHARGED ANYMORE WITH DAY-TO-DAY MATTERS – –

HE’LL NOT ALSO BE BURDENED BY SIGNING HEAPS OF DOCS AND PAPERS;

MAYBE,  GEN. CAYTON CAN ALSO COME UP WITH AN ELECTRONIC SIGNATURE…

AND THAT WILL START FOR DADDY MAX A LESS STRESSFUL TENURE!

THE PROPOSED FILMING OF PEFTOK’S HEROIC WAR FEATS…

WOULD SURELY TRIPLE (NOT ONLY DOUBLE), DAD MAX’S INTEREST, LIKE CONTINUING  REPEATS;

WE JUST HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT DAD MAX’S REGULAR UERM VISITS – –

WOULD BE UP TO DATE, SINCE HE TRULY LOVES TO SEE UERM WITH NO LIMITS;

FOR HE WOULD USUALLY BE ENTHRALLED WITH THE CONTINUING RENOVATION…

IN FACT, HE’D EVEN BOAST TO ALMER THAT THE IMPROVEMENTS WERE MADE TO HAPPEN BY OUR OWN TITO WILSON!