Happy birthday Sir, Attorney Jack CASTANEDA…
Based on your zodiac sign Sir, you’re truly adored by your “INAMORATA”;
For you’re delightfully charming, broad-minded and PLACID – –
Affectionate and tenderly caring, making your lover label as truly VALID;
And in terms of FRIENDSHIP, you’re a true AMIGO, as your concern is so AVID!
The BULL born on May 15 can be described as a team PLAYER…
You’re a lawyer who’s also marked out as a very hard WORKER;
People can count on you, as you are down to EARTH – –
You’re even sexy with a nice physique, sans a bulging GIRTH;
Honest and compassionate too, that’s why some women (I was told), unto you would FLIRT!
You desire the simpler things in life as opposed to EXTRAVAGANCE…
You love your home though and enjoy entertaining, SANS ARROGANCE;
And being a May 15 birthday boy means that you’re classically ACCOMMODATING – –
Most TAUREANS are foolish romantics who feel as though IN LOVE they’re quick in FALLING;
But you yourself is actually so idealistic and child-like when it comes to seeking companionship, that’s your unique BRAND of LOVING!
You’re creative too and you seek to put things in a proper PERSPECTIVE;
Do not be surprised as with age, more friends will come to you, as you’re truly FASCINATED;
Those friends value most your sagacious and clever ADVICE- –
All of them consider you as truthfully and so aptly WISE;
You seem to get your counsel from out of the SKIES!
Your appellation “JACK”, actually means “GOD IS GRACIOUS”…
That’s why perhaps most people feel your friendship is so very PRECIOUS;
You’re so pleasant and easy to get along with and you’re so TRUSTWORTHY – –
You’d surely do a charitable act pro bono, and would even refuse a fee even a PENNY;
You truly have pictured yourself among your patrons as KIND and DANDY!
You’re truly blessed with intelligence, charm and with rich IMAGINATION…
You’ve faithfully served our government, you’re a true asset to our NATION;
A true-blue THOMASIAN, who proudly carries its preeminent SEAL – –
A lawyer par excellence who labors and serves with unending ZEAL;
And would dish out so customarily a very reasonable BILL!
You’re an ubiquitous presence at the UST…
It would seem that alumni affairs have become your cup of TEA;
You’re diligently active too in those yearly BAR OPS – –
Seeking and aiming to bring Thomasian bar examinees to ascend unto the TOPS;
That’s the reason perhaps for the succession of favorable results where UST, is OKS!
A true native of one of the richest agricultural regions of the PHILIPPINES…
Owing to its diverse cultural heritage rooted in centuries of glorious history, it SEEMS;
The PANGASINENSES’ way of life which is a delightful combination of tradition, innovation and CREATIVITY – –
Being a warm, and polite people, they carry the FILIPINO HERITAGE brand of HOSPITALITY;
In addition, you belong to a class of hard-working and fun loving people, which measures up to a sufficient dash of JOVIALITY!
On this your natal day, a sage adviser of this group, our revered Sir JACK…
I wish to greet you with a loud hooray and much resounding WHACK;
The BAR exam’s wondrous achievements of your Alma Mater’s GRADS – –
‘Twas a result reportedly of your motivation, cheers, roots and PRODS;
You ought to be conferred an AWARD with unending PRAISES and LAUDS!
Maligayang kaarawan po, Sir/Papang JACK!