FUN  RHYME  SERIES 318: HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN ADVANCE ANGELO FALCONI  

 

ANGELO [ANGELO’s birthday is still on September 6; however I have opted to greet him EARLY as I have promised him when he “barbered” my hair to another astonishing LOOK of another similarly astonishing FUN RHYME BLOG.]

 

 

As a VIRGO person you’re described as ANALYTIC and CHEERFUL…

Even COMICAL, a trait that’s so aptly BEAUTIFUL;

For in city life amidst HELTER-AND-SKELTER and much HUSTLE and BUSTLE,

One really needs LAUGHTER to serve as LIFE’S THROTTLE!

 

 

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You are truly acclaimed as the best TONSORIAL ARTIST…

Best in the SOUTH, in the WEST and EAST;

And to your NORTH is a loyal CLIENT,

Not minding the TRAFFIC; as he to you, is amazed and PATIENT!

 

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You are described too as somewhat OLD-FASHIONED…

The astrologer says that it’s your good DESCRIPTION;

And so highly SPIRITED, you are classed and  TYPED–

And I’m so amazed with your SALON’s marketing HYPE!

 

 

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Indeed, ANGELO is a topnotch, a HAIRSTYLIST PAR EXCELLENCE…

Who focuses on PRACTICALITY and   much COMMON SENSE;

He is even so very HELPFUL and CHARITABLE,

So diligent at work, a trait that’s so COMMENDABLE!

 

 

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He’s quite EXTRAVAGANT, and a DREAMER but so ORGANIZED…

A hard worker and multi-talented, which description is so PRECISE;

A raconteur who narrates much zany TALES,

A fair and just fellow, who decides as though using the SCALES!

 

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You’re a KIND and a GENTLE  PERSON,

Offering HELP to kith and kin, to you is COMMON;

And you truly are so GOOD-HEARTED—

So possessed with WISDOM, you learn much from EXPERIENCE INDEED!

 

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On your coming BIRTHDATE and NATAL DAY…

I wish you more success and more HOLIDAY;

To give you time to relax and be more CREATIVE,

To make all your PATRONS much suave, sexier and ATTRACTIVE!

 

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 HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGELO FALCONI III!!!!

 

 

FUN  RHYME  SERIES 317: ANG ALLIEDBANKERS GRAND REUNION PARTY: DIREKSYON PAPUNTA SA LOKASYON, PARA ‘DI MA KONSUMISYON

 

 

 

Ang atin pong GRAND REUNION ay MALAPIT NA…

Nakita ko si Boss MANNY G. sa mga  nagbayad  at NAKALISTA NA;

Si BOSS LUCIO naman sana’y makarating RIN,

Para ang SWEET MELODY ng REUNION SONG nati’y kanyang MADINGGIN!

 

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WOW na WOW ang mga FREEBIES na inihanda ni Boss BENG;

Okey na okey, at talagang ito po’y “NICE TO BRING”…

You can BRING for FREE those “take-home ITEMS”,

Mementos and souvenirs na tunay na “worthy like GEMS”!

 

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Unang-una, dapat malaman ng HUSTO…

Saan bang lugar idadaos ang ENGRANDENG PAGSASALO;

Upang maging GABAY at PATNUBAY ng LAHAT,

Itututula ko ang DIREKSYON para ito’y MAISULAT!

 

CAOC-TEJEROS

 

Mula sa NORTE kung tatahakin ang EDSA…

Maglumanay ng kaunti pagdating sa CUBAO AREA;

Pwedeng kumaliwa sa AURORA BOULEVARD hanggang FIFTEENTH,

Kanan sa 15th Avenue, hanggang umabot sa Armed Forces of the PHILIPPINES!

 

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Mula sa TIMOG naman ay ganoon DIN…

Tahakin ang EDSA at pagdating sa may CAMP AGUINALDO ay PANSININ;

Ang EDSA NORTH SERVICE road sa tabi at gawing kanan ng FLY-OVER,

Upang kumanan sa BONNY SERRANO na under repair and MAKE-OVER!

 

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Lahat ng dadalo ay pwedeng pumasok sa GATE ONE…

Sabihan lang ang GUARDS na INVITED ka sa ALLIED REUNION GRAND;

Ang GATE ONE ay tinutumbok ng 15th AVENUE,

Maging magalang lang “MANGO-PO” po KAYO!

 

 

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At para naman kayo ay hindi mawala sa loob ng KAMPO AGUINALDO…

Kalakip po nitong FUN RHYME BLOG ay isang LITRATO;

Litrato at KROKIS ng mga gusali sa loob ng CAMP,

Para naman ang OFFICERS CLUB ay ‘di aksidente ninyong ma-“BUMP”!

 

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[The location sketch above shows the CAMP AGUINALDO OFFICERS CLUB (in blue color) at the top right portion along DE JESUS AVENUE across the GHQ Building and adjoining both the GOLF CLUB and GOLF COURSE, just above the AFP THEATER (in yellow color).]

 

Mula sa 15th Avenue ay pumasok sa CAMP…

Tapos sa CAPINPIN AVENUE ay KUMANAN;

Kaliwa naman po sa DE JESUS AVENUE,

OFFICERS CLUB halos sa LIKOD ng GRANDSTAND na NEW!

 

KAHIT-MAPUTI-NA-BUHOK-KO

 

O, please memorize the LYRICS of our REUNION SONG…

Kawangking-kawangki and tono sa awitin ni SHARON;

I will post once again sa GROUP CHAT NATIN,

Talaga po naman ito’y isang masayang AWITIN!

 

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Napakasaya  pong talaga ang kantahang MASISINAGAN…

Para tayong iisang pulutong na MATIKAS at bibong MAGKAKANTAHAN;

Meron pang magiliw na saliw na sayaw po ITO,

SHING-A-LING yata ang tawag sa sayaw na naging USO!

 

 

 

Maaga pong DUMATING sa ating PIGING…

Ma-traffic po tuwing SABADO, yan ang NAITURING;

Huwag kalimutang dalhin po ang SOMBRERO,

Magagalit si CORA DEE, kapag wala sa ULO!

 

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FUN RHYME SERIES 316: SEPTEMBER 14, 2019 ALLIEDBANKERS GRAND REUNION

 

 

The GRAND REUNION is truly the best OPTION…

For all  ALLIEDBANKERS who have attained some sense of FRUITION;

Most of them have gone through an early RESIGNATION,

Majority have RETIRED as they pined for “APOSTOLIC” FUNCTION!

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Those SNIDE BANTERING, of course some PERSIFLAGE…

Will once again be committed and could even FLOOD;

The bonding, chatting, recounting, jesting and SOCIALIZING,

This GRAND EVENT will be capped with the REUNION SINGING!

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This REUNION could be the FIRST and the LAST…

So, it would seem that attendance appears as MUST;

For those significant personalities of YORE,

Could not attend nocturnal functions ANYMORE!

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So let’s try to be present as even those GRAND OLDIES…

Have vowed to attend just to bond with former BUDDIES;

And if you have some issues that brought SPATS or DISCORD,

‘Tis  the right time to make amends, thence bury the SWORD!

It would be a nice time to shake hands and DANCE…

Some could even be swayed to do some “PRANCE”;

Others would perhaps be content to do just OGLING,

Or trip the light fantastic via some “BOOGIE-ING”!

 

The REUNION song is quite jumpy and UNIQUE…

It would be nice to hear and see dancing by a seeming CLIQUE;

For the singing will have some episodes of DANCING,

Some kind of a dancing craze before, dubbed as the SHING-A-LING!

 

Those who are known as OENOPHILES or DRINKERS…

Even those who are very strict TEETOTALERS;

Will surely have a niche or a place to enjoy or do some REVERIE,

At our reunion venue which features a large, a commodious LOBBY!

 

Again, this could be the LAST and FINAL REUNION…

As indeed, ‘tis maybe difficult to repeat this seeming CONCOCTION;

It would bring about a gathering of a HODGEPODGE of PEOPLE,

With diverse interests and leanings, it could bring about a “FREE FOR ALL|”!

 

It would be a “FREE FOR ALL” as there’s a huge bunch of PRIZES…

Raffle and door and other exciting GIFTS or LARGESSE;

Based on the number of prizes and GUESTS,

ALL will surely bring a FREE gift; ALL will leave with ZEST!

 

And in this twilight moment of OURS…

We ought to give worth unto the minutes and HOURS;

Time is truly fast and fleeting INDEED,

This REUNION would surely fill each and everyone’s NEED!

 

‘Twas nice to see most as complying with the DEADLINE…

The DEADLINE  has passed but all is swell and FINE;

A great number has already made the REMITTANCE,

Am sure that those not attending will just be some PITTANCE!

 

And if ever EL KAPITAN will attend and be PRESENT…

It would be a very truly nice MOMENT;

To doff our hats and caps unto his HONOR,

“HATS OFF”, we’ll ALL shout out with much renewed VIGOR!

 

 

HATS OFF

FUN RHYME SERIES 315: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAP JOEY

 

JOEY-KAP

[Photo above shows BIRTHDAY CELEBRANT JOEY DE GUZMAN who was former Barangay Chairman/Captain of BARANGAY SOCORRO. KAP JOEY is celebrating today, August 22, his 55th birthday.]

 

Itong si KAP JOEY na taga Barangay SOCORRO…

Tunay na SIMPATICO  at MATALINONG TAO;

Masipag, maimis at tunay na PURSIGIDO,

Masarap pang magluto ng malinamnam na ARROZ CALDO!

 

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Napakabait sa kanyang maganda at iisang ASAWA…

Dahil noong kabataan ay nagsawa na pong TALAGA;

Nagsawa na sa po sa taguring HAPPY HOUR,

Asawa nyang mahal, siya’y SOLE AMOUR!

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Nagpahinga muna si JOEY na batikang KAPITAN…

Dahil sa susunod na ELEKSYON, ay MAPAPAKITAAN;

Na siya’y mahal ng TAO na mga taga-SOCORRO,

Tulong sa mamamayan muling aagos ng HUSTO!

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Halos magdamag at puspos mag-TRABAHO…

Talaga po namang pagsisilbi nya’y TAOS-PUSO;

Tunay na malaki ang pagmamahal sa TAO,

Kaya ang BARANGAY SOCORRO naging ASENSADO!

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At si KAP JOEY animo’y binata pa ring TARING…

Mukhang hahandugang muli si Misis ng wedding RING;

Malamang ito’y magaganap sa kanilang ANIBERSARYO,

Sana naman ako’y makasama sa listahan ng IMBITADO!

kap-with-regine

 

FAMILY MAN pong talaga si KAP JOEY…

Mahal na mahal po niya ang kanyang QUEENLY HONEY;

Walang iba po kung hindi si DARLING DAISY,

Kaagapay niya sa TRABAHO, sa PAG-NENEGOSYO,  in their LIVING DAILY!

 

 

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAP JOEY,

The people will elect you once again in TWO THOUSAND TWENTY!

FUN RHYME SERIES 313: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITO LUTUC aka THOLITZ

 

LITO-ALMER-PHOTO

[Here’s a photo of LITO LUTUC with ALMER TOBIAS to his RIGHT. Their badminton playing TANDEM  won  the  2nd  PRIZE   in  the  recently  held  YOUNG  LAW  FIRM BADMINTON  TOURNEY  on  August  9,  2019.  LITO  aka  THOLITZ,  is   one   of   the  Paralegal  Assistants/Liaison  Assistants/Messenger  of the YOUNG LAW FIRM. ]

 

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Itong si LITO LUTUC na taga KALINGA-APAYAO…

Kapag inuman ng BEER ay hindi talaga UMAAYAW;

Halos magdugo nga ang kanyang ILONG,

Panay ang INGLES, wari ba’y KANO na ang “height” ay “LONG”!

 

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At tunay pong si LITO ay sadyang MAANGAS…

Kapag nasisita ng traffic enforcer, ay PUMIPIGLAS;

Para bagang si Manny PACQUIAO, na taguri’y PACMAN—

Gustong awayin kahit “enforcer” ay mas malaki ang KATAWAN!

 

PACMAN

 

At si LITO ay binata pa ring TARING…

Naghahanap ng syota, bibigyan ng wedding RING;

Tuwing dumarating po ang TAKIP-SILIM,

Gustong lumagok ng BEER na medyo SLIM!

 

 

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Former classmates sila ni Attorney REVILLA…

Sa may mini-bakery na katabi ng OFICINA;

Cum laude silang na itinanghal PAREHO,

Kahit “standing position”, tagay pa din ang TANGGERO!

 

 

BEER-DRINKING

 

Habulin din ng chicks itong si LITO….

Dahil noong bata pa’y nagtaboy ng GRUPO;

GRUPO ng inahin at kanyang mga SISIW,

Hinabol tuloy siya ng HEN, dahil kumain ng PAKSIW!

 

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Kumain si LITO ng paksiw, at talagang  NASARAPAN…

Tumilapon ang kanin sa kanyang HARAPAN;

Natirang mumo sa kanyang KAMISETA,

Gustong tukain ng HEN, na nagutom na pong TALAGA!

 

running-hen

 

Ngayong BIRTHDAY mo LITO LUTUC na ala-PACMAN…

Dapat huwag nang maging tuwinang mahilig sa INUMAN;

Kung maliit-liit pa po ang inyong KUMOT,

Wag munang maghanap ng BEER na palagiang NILALAGOK!

At baka dahil sa MOTORSIKLO, ulo mo’y MABAGOK…

 

At WEDDING RING na hinanda, tuluyan pong MABUGOK!

 

 

lito-sam-gary

[Lito is shown here, at extreme right with GARY RAMOS and GARY’s daughter, SAMANTHA.]

FUN  RHYME  SERIES 312: MALIGAYANG KAARAWAN SA IYO WAN

wandra-tin-new

[Here’s an enlarged version of  the TIN ID card of my sister WANDRA aka WANDRA YOUNG-HERON. Her birthday is TODAY and she and her family will soon relocate from their present LA MAREA home to PORTOFINO SUBDIVISION in Las Piñas, Metro-Manila. Wandra is happily married to my handsomest brother-in-law, DAVID HERON. HAPPY BIRTHDAY WANDRA!]

 

 

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Maligayang kaarawan sa iyo WAN…

DRA ang kadugtong ng kanyang buong NGALAN;

WANDRA ang siya naman pong KABUUAN,

Pero kapag nagalit, para kang sinuntok ng BUWAN!

 

 

dave-heron

 

 

Buwan ng AGOSTO nang siya’y ISINILANG…

Akala ko nga’y pumutok ang aming KALAN;

Biglang may sumabog, parang may PUMUTOK—

Yaon pala nama’y TWENTY-ONE GUN SALUTE!

 

 

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Dumating nga pala si Pangulong MACAPAGAL…

Piyesta opisyal ang araw na DUMATAL;

Kaarawan din iyon, ni QUEZON, isang SIKAT NA TAO,

Pag-galit si WANDRA, pwede syang SUMAPAK ng GAGO!

 

 

 

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Sa CAMP MURPHY yong pumutok ang KANYON…

CAMP AGUINALDO na ang tawag NGAYON;

Merong PARADA, namigay  pa nga ng ENSAYMADA,

Ang mga HENERAL nakaporma’t NAKAPAMADA!

 

 

 

Kaya siguro itong si WANDRA ay tunay na TUMAPANG…

Mga HENERAL pala noo’y nagpulong sa CAMP;

PUMUTOK pa nga at saka SUMABOG,

Para bagang WAR MOVIE, na kasama si OG!

 

 

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Kaya tanggapin mo ang mga PAGBATI…

Mula sa mga kaanak pati hindi natin KALIPI;

Pagbati mula sa inyong magiging BAYAN,

Sa dakong LAS PIÑAS na syang iyong magiging TIRAHAN!

 

Mula sa LAS PIÑAS na iyong magiging BAYAN…

Ay bumababati ang iyong KASABAYAN;

KASABAYAN mo sa mga HALAKHAKAN,

Si LYNNETTE na magiging iyong KABABAYAN!

 

 

Portofino 

 

Sa totoo ay napakasayang KASAMA…

Itong aming kapatid na si WONDER WANDRA;

Kung TYPE mong mamintas ng mga dispalinghadong TAO,

Pwedeng mag-istambay sa MALL,   at PAREHO kayong magiging GANADO!

 

wilma-solo

 

MALIGAYANG KAARAWAN DRA…

PAGBATI SA KAPATID KONG TUNAY NA MAGANDA,

HUWAG NAMAN SANANG MAGALIT SI WILMA…

NA ANG GANDA DIN NAMAN AY BUMABANDERA!!!!

 

 

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MALIGAYANG KAARAWAN MULI WAN aka DRA aka WENG aka WANDRA!

FUN  RHYME  SERIES 311: MADAME LEA: A DIGNIFIED, DILIGENT, DEMURE AND DELIGHTFUL DOCTORA

 

 

 

 dentist-lea

 [Dr. CATLEA DE CASTRO-CHUA is a hardworking and diligent dentist who has shown much dedication in her profession. She holds clinic at the DE CASTRO DENTAL CLINIC, No. 81 Kalantiaw Road, Project 4, Quezon City, Metro-Manila.]

 

Doctora LEA you are indeed a LOVELY ANGEL,

I might  be swayed to gift you with a TRICOLOR BEAGLE…

This would be truly apt as you are a CHINESE ZODIAC DOG PERSON;

That’s a colorful congruent clue, which perchance  came up with a REASON!

 

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You have expunged the pain in my TOOTH,

And it was inside your cute and comfy DENTAL BOOTH;

Even repaired & refurbished  my TOOTH’S CROWN, ‘tis a MOLAR…

Again I can munch delicious meat with MUCH FERVOR!

 

 

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Your dental equipment has AMAZED ME…

And your DENTAL ERUDITION is SWELL and  PRETTY;

Was astounded too, to hear your vast CLIENTELE —

From the United States, Canada and from AUSTRALIA as WELL!

 

 

 

 

As JUNE-BORN, you’re labeled with the GEMINI SIGN…

You are PATIENT, and OPTIMISTIC; as GOD has DESIGNED!

You are also truly so very LIKEABLE…

That’s a quaint personality trait of those GEMINI PEOPLE!

 

 

Gemini-Woman-charmer

 

GEMINIANS  are very HELPFUL and CARING…

That’s what the ZODIAC SIGN says in my own READING;

As a GEMINI person, you’re fired with energy and OPTIMISM to achieve BIG,

With your hardworking nature, ‘tis worthy to enjoy life with rounds of SWIG!

 

 

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You are a DELIGHTFUL and HELPFUL PERSON,

Offering a hand to kith and kin, to you is so COMMON;

And you truly are KINDHEARTED—

Being a WISE person you learn much from EXPERIENCE INSTEAD!

 

 

 

 

You are intuitive and very SENSITIVE,

Hugely dedicated to family, and that’s POSITIVE —

You always put your KINFOLK, as FIRST;

A true romantic and in FANTASY, you justly THIRST!

 

 

BUT TO ME, YOU ARE THE DENTIST, WHO’S BEST AND FIRST!!!!

 

 

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FUN  RHYME  SERIES 310: LEGIT STATUS HIPHOP DANCE TEAM;  THIRD IN THE WORLD SA CONTEST NA MAIGTING

 

 

 legit-status

 [This photo captures  the dance rendition of the LEGIT STATUS DANCE TEAM during the FINAL ROUND  at the WORLD HIPHOP CONTEST held at the ARIZONA GRAND RESORT on August 10, 2019 where 57 countries from around the globe competed. The LEGIT STATUS was awarded the BRONZE MEDAL, while JAPAN’s TEAM KANA-BOON won GOLD and MEXICO’s JUKEBOX won SILVER. CONGRATULATIONS LEGIT!!!!]

 

Marami na ring LABAN ang nilahukan ng LEGIT STATUS…

Napagpanalo na din dati ng AWARDS na PUSPOS;

Nag-SILVER sa VARSITY DIVISION noong  TWO THOUSAND FIFTEEN,

At nagkamit ng BRONZE sa MEGACREW noong TWO THOUSAND SEVENTEEN!

 

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Ang paglahok nila sa WORLD HIPHOP 2019…

Ay dahil NATIONAL CHAMP sila noong ELIMINATION SWING;

At tatlo pang PHILIPPINE TEAMS ang na-QUALIFY,

Sa WORLD HIPHOP JOUST, “which is not easy as  PIE”!

 

 

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Ang PINAKASIKAT na tunggalian ng HIPHOP GENRE…

WORLD HIPHOP ang BANSAG at talaga pong MATINDI;

Matitinik na mga DANCERS sa buong MUNDO,

Magpapakitaan ng gilas at ng kanilang

“dancing skills” na PROFUNDO!

 

 

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Sa kadadaos ng WORLD HIPHOP CONTEST…

Na ginanap sa ARIZONA GRAND RESORT sa PHOENIX;

Nagwagi ang LEGIT at tinanghal na BRONZE WINNER,

Higit sa limampung bansa,nag-laban upang manalo’t MAGING TOP BILLER!

 

 

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At sa naunang PRELIMINARIES, naging FOURTH ang LEGIT…

Sa SEMI-FINAL ROUND naman SECOND SPOT ang na-BITBIT;

At dahil nga naman, wika nga’y “BILOG ang BOLA”,

Maaring sa bawat yugto, “SKILLS” at “PERFORMANCE” ay UMALAGWA!

 

 

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BRONZE MEDALS uli ang kanilang MAIUUWI…

Tanda ng kanilang tunay na sipag at pag-PUPUNYAGI;

“Training” at “rehearsals” na inaabot ng UMAGA,

Umpisa ng alas-SYETE ng gabi, sa araw-araw na MAGANDA!

 

legit-status-hard-act

 

Salamat sa lahat na nag-DASAL at naki-BAKAS…

Sa DONASYONG inihatag, at dasal na BINIGKAS;

Ang resulta pong nakamit ay sapat at MAINAM NA,

Saya at kaligayahan ang idinulot pong TALAGA!

 

sandy-shane-vimi

 

Sa aking manugang na si VIMI RIVERA…

Head Coach ng LEGIT at masipag TALAGA;

Sa aking mga anak na si SHANE, CHE at ALEE,

PROUD kaming lahat, “as you all brought PRIDE to our FAMILY”!

 

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FUN  RHYME  SERIES 309: ANG ALLIEDBANKERS GRAND REUNION PARTY: HINDI PO ITO MANGYAYARI PALAGI’T PARATI!!!!

 

 

 

 

Marami-rami na rin ang dadalo sa GRAND REUNION PARTY…

Dapat malaman at matanto na ito’y HINDI po palagi’t PARATI;

Minamadali na nga ni Bossing DANTE CRISOSTOMO,

Sobra ng SENIOR ang iba, at ito po’y tunay na TOTOO!

 

 

dante-apo

 

Meron nga daw mga SENIOR na NAGPUPUMILIT…

Na magmukhang JUNIOR  kahit na nga PILIT;

Pero ang siguradong BENEPISYO ng REUNION sa ating LAHAT,

Halakhakan at kantyawan na “SURE” na “will never STOP”!

 

LAUGHTER 

 

Gawan natin ng paraan at panahon ay ILAAN…

Minsan lang marahil ito at tunay na PINAGHAHANDAAN;

Huwag naman sanang maging SAYANG ang ating SASABIHIN…

“SAYANG ‘di ako nakapunta…”, “OO NGA; AKO RIN…”

 

SAYANG 

 

Ipagdasal natin na maging “COOPERATIVE” ang PANAHON…

Dahil kapag SETYEMBRE, baka lumakas ang ALON;

Alay kay SANTA CLARA ay DADALASAN ko NA,

Upang pati ulan o ambon kaya’y ‘wag nang RUMAGASA!

 

St.-Claire-Monastery-Katipunan

 

Maayos naman po ang ating VENUE…

Kahit na limandaang tao’y kasya, “and it’s a SHOW”;

Meron pong KANTAHAN at mayroon ding TULAAN,

Mga TULANG NAKAKA-TULALA, yan po ang BANSAG-NGALAN!

 

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Huwag na huwag po ninyong KAKALIGTAAN…

Yaong SOMBRERO o CAP ni “AL PACINO”;

Pwede na rin po ang SAMBALILONG BUNTAL,

Kahit na CRASH HELMET po ng MOTORSIKLO!

 

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Magagalit si DANCING QUEEN kung kayo’y DARATING…

Na wala mang dalang HAT, o “CAP” na “PERSHING”;

Pero meron daw naman mga NAGBABALAK,

Magtitinda ng HATS…RED, WHITE and BLACK!

 

 

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Sa darating na SABADO, AGOSTO DIEZ Y SIETE…

Magkakaroong tayong muli ng MEETING sa aking BUPETE;

Ang usapan ay “POT LUCK” at magdadala ng BREAKFAST…

Yon ang DIGA ni ELLA, “and we’ll have a good REPAST”!

 

 

Balik tayo sa SOMBRERO pati ang SAMBALILO…

Mas okey na din daw kahit baseball cap na BAGO;

Mukhang mamahalin at para bagang pang-FORMA,

Kapag IMPORTED yan, baka ma-arbor at MADISGRASYA!

 

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Tanong ni Bossing DANTE, at kayo’y maging ATTENTIVE…

Pwede na daw ba ang HELMET nyang 

“SHINY” and “NATIVE”…

As he was not born with a SILVER SPOON in HIS MOUTH,

Meron naman syang GOLDEN HEAD looking like an INVISIBLE HAT!

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FUN RHYME SERIES 308 – YOUNG LAW FIRM BADMINTON TOURNEY; KAMPION ANG TAMBALANG JOMAR-STRAWBERRY

 

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Pinakita talagang ang mas bata ay LAMANG…

Siyempre kapag bata, maliksi at MATAPANG;

Hindi takot na tumakbo’t MAPILAYAN,

Katulad ng DYATANG, may rayuma sa KALAMNAN!

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Syempre ang lumahok na pinakabatang TAMBALAN,

Si JOMAR na POGI at si KIRSTEN na timyas ang KARIKTAN;

Si KIRSTEN ay angkop na binansagang STRAWBERRY…

Mas angkop daw ang bansag, wika ni ATTORNEY JOVY!

Pero ang SUMEGUNDA sa aming PALARO…

Aba’y ang tambalang si ALMER at si LITONG MADURO;

Kaya noong dumatal na ang maigting na CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND…

Angas ni LITO sa COURT, parang nawala at na-DOWN!  

 

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Aba eh, naka-THIRD PLACE naman KAMI…

Ako at si LAWRENCE na ang “SMASH” ay MATINDI;

At ang 4th PLACER namang ITINANGHAL at NAGWAGI,

Tambalang LYNNETTE-GARY, na  

“DROP SHOT” ang syang ITINUNGGALI!

 

At ang naging FIFTH PLACER sa BADMINTON TOURNEY…

Si CONDER at VIC na parehong ATTORNEY;

Kahit nga naman may konting KATANDAAN,

Aba’y matikas pa din, minsan nga’y LUMAMANG!

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Ang TAMBALANG si ROSE at si NOLI…

Akala ko’y mga “DROPSHOT” ni NOLI’y REREPEKE;

Pero para bagang KINAKAPOS ang HAMPAS,

Kaya ang SHUTTLECOCK malamya ang naging PAGASPAS!

 

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Si ATTORNEY JOVY naman at si FE…

Hindi rin DUMAMA at ni hindi RUMEPEKE;

Pero masaya na rin itong si ATTORNEY JOVY,

Blood sugar daw nya’y tunay nang OKEY-na-OKEY!

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At  ang lumabas na KAMOTE’T KALABASA…

Ay ang cute na si ELLA at ang eleganteng si DONNA;

Pero mukha yatang may kaunting “COURT FRIGHT”,

Di matamaan ang pataas na COCK, mukha ang dalawa’y medyo kulang sa HEIGHT!

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Subalit ang sigaw, tawa, halakhak, lundag at TALON…

Yan ang pinakamagandang dinulot ng palaro naming BADMINTON;

Babawi daw ang tambalang DONNA at ELLA, sa sunod na PAGKAKATAON…

Dala ang ‘HUGE” KALABASANG isisilid sa malaking KARTON!

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FUN  RHYME  SERIES 307: 97th BIRTHDAY PARTY NI DADDY…IDINAOS NANG MAAYOS, “K-POP THEME” ANG SYANG DISKARTE

 

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 [Daddy MAX, at center, who really looks not like his actual age…(well, according to his BIRTHDAY speech, you have to count your age not with the number of years but with the number of your FRIENDS), snickers out a seemingly suppressed smile while the guests comes in trickles but eventually into an almost great number, due perhaps to the gust and the wind and the rains of HABAGAT. Sa lahat ng DUMALO, MARAMI PONG SALAMAT!] 

 

At idinaos naman nang maluwalhati ang BIRTHDAY ni DADDY,

Kahit na maulan, mahangin at makulimlim sa CAMP MURPHY;

CAMP MURPHY ang dating taguri sa AGUINALDO…

Nagdatingan ang unang bugso ng GUESTS, mga alas-SINGKO!

 

 

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At may mga “spray-painted hair” na sila ELLA,

Dahil sa REGISTRATION TABLE, ang kanilang ASIGNATURA;

Para bagang sila’y mga ‘K-POP” na KOREANA…

Naku, “technicolor” ang “hair extension” ni ROSE at ni DONNA!

 

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Nagkaroon ng SOLEMN na MISA after some MINUTES…

At ang PRIEST-PRESIDER ay nag-HOMILY on the STAGE,

At para bagang ang HOMILY ay ADULATION SPEECH …

Para kay DADDY MAX na “who looked not like his AGE!”

 

 

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Dumating ang kasalukuyang KOREAN MILITARY ATTACHE…

Magaling mag-INGLES at mukhang tunay na OKEY;

Siya ang siyang humalili kay COLONEL LEE,

Na naglingkod at tumulong sa mga beterano “with FERVOR and GLEE!”

 

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Syempre at may AWITIN akong INIHANDOG…

Gitarista kong si NIGEL ang syang accompaniment at TUMUGTOG;

Okey naman sabi ni Attorney VIC ang SINGING,

Kahit na ang boses ko ay paos, at “almost FLAGGING”!

 

 

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Aba’y TRACY CHAPMAN-PAVAROTTI

ang FIRST SONG KO…

“BABY CAN I HOLD YOU TONIGHT..”, po ang syang TITULO;

Syempre okey ang ACCOMPANIMENT ng guitarist kong si NIGEL…

Aba’y si KUMPADRENG MON ko’y para bagang NANG-GIGIL!

 

 

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Because of my SINGING daw, “he’s up to put up a PARTY”…

Mukhang sa ANNIVERSARY nilang muli ni Mareng BECKY;

At ako daw ang syang magbibigay ng SINGING RENDITION,

Okey lang at si Pareng MON “is my MENTOR-INSPIRATION”!

 

 

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At kinanta ko rin ang PERFECT SYMPHONY…

Song ni ED SHEERAN at ni ANDREA BOCELLI;

At syempre pa  ITALIAN ACCENT ay aking PINA-IGTING…

Noong part ni ANDREA na po ang syang SINGING!

 

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Aba’y naging SENSATION po itong si SOPHIE…

NEW YORKER at kaibigang matalik ni WINNIE;

Si WINNIE po ay pamangkin kong anak ni BERT at AMY,

FACEBOOK Manager si WINNIE and is based out-of-our COUNTRY!

 

 

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At si SOPHIE KRALL ay nagpakita ng galing sa PAGSAYAW…

At hindi po nahiya at sa pagtatanong ng EMCEE’y di UMAYAW;

Mukhang “FEEL AT HOME” na siya talaga sa PINAS,

Dahit TRIP niya sa PINAS ay halos MADALAS!

 

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Ang REBELASYONG pa na aking nakita ay nang rumatsada na ang DANCING;

Aba’y ang galing palang sumayaw ni Doctora BINGBING,

Pati si Mareng BECKY ay lumahok din sa SAYAWAN…

At syempre meron din kaunting KANTYAWAN!

 

 

 

Bago pa man nagkaroon ng BALLROOM DANCING…

Nagsalita si General CAROLINA na tunay na POGING na POGING;

Kanyang pinarangalan si DADDY MAX,

And Gen. CAROLINA easily lauded Dad MAX like WAX!

 

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Dahil nga ang sabi niya’y tunay na BETERANO si DAD…

Nakipaglaban sa mga DIGMAAN with “TEARS and BLOOD”;

Ipinagtanggol ang atin pong KINABUKASAN,

Upang tayong lahat ay mamuhay ng ganap ang KALIGTASAN!

 

 

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At ang tampok na binigyan naman ng PARANGAL…

Ni Daddy MAX ng siya ay tumindig at ang SPEECH niya’y INUSAL;

Pinasalamatan ng totoo at ng tunay na MARUBDOB,

Kanyang mga doktor at doktorang na kanyang tinuring na mga BANTOG!

 

 

DAHIL KUNG HINDI SA KANILANG MGA BANTOG,

KALUSUGAN NI DADDY MAX MARAHIL AY HINDI PUMINTOG!