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Happy happy birthday unto you, HER EXCELLENCY…
You’re the most admired among the CLAN-DUTERTE;
You’re exquisite and most ADMIRABLE – –
Your PULCHRITUDE derives much from you MOM, who’s BEAUTIFUL,
Who’s championing an advocacy for CANCER-CURE, ‘tis so NOBLE…
While you took some from your DAD’s RUGGEDLY SUAVE LOOKS, who seems INVINCIBLE – –
Also, some tinge of grit with the use of your FIST’S LARGE KNUCKLE!
Madame SARA was born on May 31 NINETEEN SEVENTY-EIGHT…
Popularly known as “INDAY SARA”, her nice SOBRIQUET;
A seasoned politician who’s the 15th vice-president of our COUNTRY – –
The youngest vice president in our very own Philippine HISTORY,
A GEMINIAN who’s so DETERMINED and UNFLINCHING…
Sharp-witted and is very capable of tremendous INVENTIVENESS, much CREATING – –
She’s competent and so amiable, though she LOVES much of DEBATING!
Madame SARA is also the Secretary of EDUCATION…
Holding the post in a concurrent capacity, a post which is truly her ASPIRATION;
As she wants to enhance and ameliorate our country’s people’s LITERACY – –
The FIELD OF EDUCATION is truly her CUP OF TEA,
Recently named as VICE-CHAIR for the NTF-ELCAC…
The NPA rebels must now be ready to COVER and DUCK – –
For Madame SARA won’t allow our nation’s progress to be STUCK and MUCKED!
Madame SARA previously served as the mayor of Davao City from 2016 to TWENTY TWENTY-TWO…
And earlier, she served from 2010 to 2013 as chief alderman TOO;
She was Davao City’s vice-mayor too, from 2007 to TWO THOUSAND TEN – –
She’s really the most experienced politico and brightest kin to date, of the renowned DUTERTE DEN,
For GEMINIS born on May 31st are jovial, friendly and ELOQUENT, so WELL-SPOKEN…
Gemini PALS are typically curious, quick-witted and COMMUNICATIVE – –
Ideal traits of a country’s PRESIDENT, let’s push her in 2028 on TOP, and let’s start to be ACTIVE!
Madame SARA was born in Davao City, which is the largest city in the WORLD…
Madame SARA among her siblings, I guess, is the one who’s most BOLD;
Did you see, how she punched a DISOBEDIENT COURT SHERIFF – –
Madame SARA was trying then to iron out a landowner-informal settlers’ RIFT,
But the SHERIFF seemed a bit ARROGANT, and chose not to WAIT…
IRKING Madame SARA, as it seemed the SHERIFF wants still a DEBATE – –
While the informal settlers for eviction then, were all in dire STRAIT!
Madame SARA is the second child to past President Rodrigo DUTERTE y ROA…
Her mother was flight attendant Elizabeth, worked at PAL, and survived a CARCINOMA;
Madame SARA’s maternal grandfather was a Jewish, who fled to PH from Nazi GERMANY – –
‘Twas indeed through the aid of MLQ, who transported to PH, each and every JEWISH REFUGEE,
‘Twas a humanitarian act conferred upon the JEWS by President QUEZON…
For which reason, the JEWS were so grateful, for such COOPERATION – –
Were it not for the interference of the US chiefs, much more JEWS got rescued via the OPEN DOORS’ NOTION!
Madame SARA spoke once of her “love-hate relationship” with our past PRES.…
‘Twas when she was a still a stude, due to her loathing of DU30’s womanizing FONDNESS;
Despite this, DU30 still deemed Madame Sara as his favorite CHILD – –
As DIGONG placed high value on schooling of Madame SARA and her siblings, DU3o didn’t want them to go WILD,
Madame SARA attended San Pedro College, major in BS Respiratory THERAPY, and graduated in NINETEEN NINETY- NINE…
Became mayor of Davao City in 2016, and in her inaugural speech, she said she wanted to be a PEDIATRICIAN – –
Alas and ahoy… Madame SARA eventually became a PAR EXCELLENCE POLITICIAN!
Madame SARA took up a law degree at the Benedictine’s San Beda COLLEGE…
Transferred thereafter to San Sebastian College, run by the AUGUSTINIAN RECOLETOS, a seeming FRIARLY COLLAGE;
Both Benedict and Augustine are two founders of styles of Christian community LIFE – –
Both ministers’ groups take a vow of celibacy, thus the priest in their midst can’t have a WIFE,
Both Benedict and Augustine wrote a RULE that gave high degree of consistency to RELIGION…
With prayers uttered and recited, Madame SARA in 2005 passed the Philippine Bar EXAMINATION – –
Initially worked as court attorney at the office of past SC Justice CALLEJO, a magistrate who’s “MUY JUCIOSO y UN
Happy happy birthday ONCE AGAIN, MADAME SARA DUTERTE!
Happy happy birthday to the MARVELOUS MATRIARCH of the MARONILLA CLAN…
A religious and devotional being, she typifies indeed a spiritual WOMAN;
To be a spiritual woman requires much immersion in the art of LISTENING – –
For LISTENING is a sign of RESPECT, and that’s AMAZING,
To be quiet is the way to hear GOD’s voice SPEAKING …
Speaking to our hearts and minds, as GOD has made us in His IMAGE – –
Mam BECKY indeed is cool and solemn, as she never ever goes into much RAGE!
GEMINIS born on May 26 may appear serious, even STOIC, nay COMPOSED…
But underneath it all, they are warm-hearted, kind, and even HILARIOUS;
They’re indeed funny when the mood strikes THEM – –
The way they carry themselves proclaims indeed, a sense of DECORUM,
For GEMINIANS are aware of their dignity and EMINENCE…
As GEMINIS are so imaginative, perceptive and bright, nay full of LUMINANCE – –
And with all these traits truly, they can truly assert their DOMINANCE!
As a GEMINI, you’re playful but have a lot of RESOLVES…
But most people born under the GEMINI zodiac sign are soft-hearted, and GENEROUS;
GEMINIANS can effectively express themselves but not much when it comes to EMOTION – –
You know what others want to say even before their LOCUTION,
You, as a GEMINIAN, easily adapts to changes in their ENVIRONMENT …
It means therefore that GEMINIANS can thrive in a variety of conditions, nay any ENCOMPASSMENT – –
Your sphere indeed is so vast as it traverses the EARTH up to GOD’s FIRMAMENT!
People born on May 26 are very good COMMUNICATORS…
It’s showing indeed in the regular meetings of the CLAN, even in the presence of DETRACTORS;
So surely indeed, that solo DETRACTOR will eventually SURRENDER – –
For your goal indeed is beneficial to all the HEIRS,
Better gift that detractor with a hearing aid as she’s not listening through her EARS…
She just wants perhaps to nab the leadership and be the ESTATE’s ADMIN – –
But not one among the heirs will risk such hazardous THING!
As a GEMINIAN, you can use your eloquence to convince OTHER PEOPLE…
That ONE DETRACTOR indeed, will by your acts, TURN MALLEABLE;
She’d eventually by GOD’s grace be
COOPERATIVE and SUBMISSIVE – –
‘Tis indeed is like a POKER PLAY, so we need to adopt those GAMING TIPS,
Never ever be the FIRST PLAYER to LIMP, as we’ll not just want a QUICK FIX…
It’s a FINAL SOLUTION that every heir wants as virtual VERDICT – –
We’ll surely pay off the RPT and the ESTATE TAX, as though it’s just an easy CLICK!
And as the CLAN needs money to comply and PAY…
Still I wish to make a TOAST with a HOLLERING HURRAY;
But I wish to broach, Mam BECKY to do some PLAY, and I’d try to convince and SWAY – –
For your LUCKY NUMBERS are: 2, 8, 13, 16, and 21; add one more for LOTTO to PLAY,
But don’t even forget to share me some BALATO, on LOTTO PAY OFF DAY…
And payments indeed for the ESTATE’s COMPLIANCE, will be as EASY as PIE – –
And the sole DETRACTOR’s MAD DEFIANCE will EVENTUALLY DIE!
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAM BECKY!
Happy happy BIRTHDAY ROLLY, also known with his SOBRIQUET as KISSMI…
You’re indeed the BEST CRIMINAL LAWYER that I’ve known, who’s neither ARROGANT nor NASTY;
CROSS-EXAMINER PAR EXCELLENCE, KARAOKE SINGER too; whose voice is euphonious, but at times quite RASPY – –
While court witnesses would assert that ROLLY’S QUESTIONS, as though singing a SONG,
Would sway them to speak the truth most HONESTLY, but not for LONG!
A native of CATBALOGAN, SAMAR, ROLLY was born on May TWENTY-FOUR…
And GEMINIANS born on May 24 have a strong intellect and a rock-hard CORE;
They enunciate tough and adamantine opinions, despite the pleasant face they endeavor to FORM – –
They’re ably suited to handle the stresses and strains of DIURNAL LIFE’s NORM,
That’s ROLLY’s nature for he was in a merry month of MAY, been BORN!
Though GEMINIANS may appear to be emotionally FRAGILE…
But they’re cerebral, eloquent and have a great sense of humor, luring much DAMSEL;
GEMINIANS are friendly and warm-hearted and looks CHARMING TOO – –
They seem to project an image of a CASANOVA and even LOTHARIO,
Who like ROLLY are both good in BED, ‘tis TRUE!
But please do not appear too prurient and LEWD…
The phrase “GOOD IN BED” is actually ROLLY’s routine after a night SNOOZE;
For ROLLY seems truly fond and devoted to MAKING HIS BED, DAILY- –
That’s ADMIRAL MCRAVEN’s slogan when at the University of Texas, he sort of turned FUNNY,
Though he rose to fame for such a nice COMMENCEMENT SPEECH DELIVERY!
But indeed, the CASANOVAN spirit dwells truly unto ROLLY’s PSYCHE…
For he opted to adopt the nickname KISSMI, as his naughty SOBRIQUET;
And damsels indeed are much allured unto ROLLY, to KISS HIM- –
‘Twas his PAPA who INVENTED, nay CRAFTED the “KISSMI” NAME,
So it’s not for us to put ROLLY unto any BLAME!
In MCRAVEN’s commencement speech at the UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS…
Admiral MCRAVEN of the NAVY SEALS truly delivered a BLAST;
His comedic, nay riotous utterance was: “If you want to change the world, make your BED.” – –
But as the WISE ADMIRAL enunciated and HIGHLIGHTED,
His utterance upon the graduates got fully IMBEDDED!
Admiral MCRAVEN easily became an in-demand COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER…
For his advocacy is CHANGING and SAVING the WORLD, for generations HEREAFTER;
And ROLLY’s advocacy too is a matter of CHANGE or IMPROVEMENT – –
Let’s shorten it at most to 5 pages, so that lawyers won’t be reading a 50-paged JUDGMENT!
Back to our idolized litigation LAWYER, who lawyered for the author of the most deadly COMPUTER VIRUS…
‘Twas the “I LOVE YOU VIRUS”, which
brought loads of computers into a CRASH and the effect was VICIOUS;
As even the CIA and UK’s HOUSE OF COMMONS, were perilously AFFECTED – –
Still ROLLY was able to have the case DISMISSED, as the suspect got ACQUITTED,
But was warned by the US chiefs that ONEL’s trip to AMERICA, would result of him getting INDICTED!
On your natal day on a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY…
I wish to do a TOAST and a HOLLERING HURRAY;
As to LUCK, your luckiest day is WEDNESDAY, which falls on your VERY BIRTHDAY – –
And your LUCKIEST numbers are: 2,4, 17, 18, and 24; add one more for LOTTO to PLAY,
BUT PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO SHARE ME SOME “BALATO” ON YOUR WINNING ON LOTTO’S PAY OFF DAY!
MALIGAYANG KAARAWAN MULI KISSMI!
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTDAY FROM YOUR PARTNERS-CROONERS!
Happy happy birthday Madame Cecilia Arlin B. AGULTO…
Being born on April 16, you’re deemed as a sensitive, compassionate, and a generous person TOO;
Despite your warmth and caring, you’d be suspected of being indifferent and ALOOF ALSO – –
But what is best, it that as an April 16 personality, you are easy to FORGIVE,
And I could easily and competently say that such trait is your ACE on your SLEEVE!
People born on April 16 have a lot to OFFER…
They’re suited for leadership roles as they’d easily see the issue’s angles and subject MATTER;
They simply can come up with an innovative SOLUTION – –
As they’re adept with superb ability to swiftly understand others’ LOCUTION!
In their leadership role, they’re able to take into CONSIDERATION…
The needs of those around them and they’d consider difference of OPINION;
In relationships, ARIANS tend to be the ones that set the STANDARD – –
For what’s acceptable and what is not, they’d comply with it strictly, even if it’s so HARD,
They may have the adversity and/or misfortune, still they’d accord HIGH REGARD!
An April 16 birthday pal, like you, is also very energetic and ENTHUSIASTIC…
So their relationships tend to be lively, interesting affairs, so FANTASTIC;
ARIANS, like you, may not always be the most emotionally available BUDDY – –
Still though, it’s important for ARIANS like you to find someone who can appreciate and be HAPPY,
ARIANS indeed have unique qualities and they won’t be overwhelmed as they’re FINE and DANDY!
Indeed, as a septuagenarian, you seem to be “YOUNG” just like our CLAN…
You seem to be just TWO (2) scores away from your DEBUT, that’s said with BIBLE on HAND;
During your prime, you’re pictured as ZESTFUL and SPIRITED, such a splendid CHARACTER – –
Your being a Tagalog, with a mix of gentleness and hospitality, you’re deemed as so DEAR,
As I am sure too that being a TAGALISTA, you’d customarily spin a daily RIDDLER!
Pals like you born on April 16, share a passion for philosophy and a need for closeness, on the SIDE…
You’re creative by nature, and that’s one cause why your fine hubby, took you as BRIDE;
Those born on this day of April 16, are also very friendly PEOPLE – –
Who don’t want to upset anyone, as they treat almost everyone as ACCEPTABLE,
They’re also very hopeful, who are able to see the best of every situation, that’s truly ADMIRABLE!
On your natal day, on a SACROSANCT SUNDAY…
I wish to do a toast and a hollering HURRAY;
As to luck, your luckiest days are the MONDAYS and THURSDAYS of the WEEK – –
And your lucky numbers are 7, 16, 25, 34, 43, 52; or bet via 6/55 LOTTO’s LUCKY PICK,
Try again, and again, for your luck could gracefully SNEAK!
MALIGAYANG KAARAWAN PONG MULI MAM CECILIA!
Nag-“OUTING” ang YOUNG LAW FIRM, upang makapag-REWIND….
Aba itong si MACKY, ay nagdala pala ng WINE;
At ito namang si DONNA na akala ko’y MATIGAS- –
Takot pala sa agos, gusto laang nya’y mababaw na LAGASLAS!
Si FE at si TITA naman, ay enjoy na enjoy at NAGTATATALON…
Bawat bugso ng agos ng malalaking ALON;
Si DONNA naman ay tunay palang na-HINTAKUTAN- –
Kaya siya ay nag-PLACING katabi ni MACKY, bandang LIKURAN!
Ang mga tampok na kasama sa OUTING NA ITO…
Dapat ay si CONDER na kasama si “Mike TYSON” KUNO;
Wika ko naman kay Atty AYA BACLAO, na kaanak ni Kumpadreng MON- –
Isama mo ang utol mong pumasa sa BAR, at mabigyan sya ng kunting HAMON!
Isang HAMON na maglingkod sa ating GOBYERNO…
At mukhang ang mithi nya’y maging NBI AGENT na TOTOO;
Mukhang kanyang tatahakin ang landas ni DIRECTOR LUDGI- –
Nag-umpisang maging AGENT, at sa mithing maging DIRECTOR ay
Kaya naman kami’y napadpad sa LIPA CITY…
May-ari pala nitong RESORT ay isang SIS ni TENG sa APO FRATERNITY;
At syempre kami’y nagawaran ng 50 percent DISCOUNT sa dapat BAYARAN – –
Aba’y may commodious room na, ay may COTTAGE pang naging aming lugar ng KAINAN!
Cottage na malapit sa WAVING POOL SYEMPRE at TUMPAK…
At mababait ang mga staff, janitors, helpers at pati ang LIFEGUARD;
Meron pang ZOO at animo’y sang damukal na AVIARY- –
Yong OSTRICH kung tumilaok ay para bagang TIGRE!
At si JOMAR naman ay sobrang subsob sa REVIEWING…
Final exams na nga yata at lapit na ang BREAK na PARATING;
Pass daw muna sya at kailangan daw nyang MAG-ARAL ng HUSTO- –
Upang tuluyang makamit ang law diploma sa ARELLANO!
At ito namang si Atty. ROLLY Q. na ang palayaw ay KISSMI…
Madami daw syang deadlined pleadings, sobra daw talaga ang RAMI;
Kaya nag-pass na rin at kailangan daw MAGTRABAHO- –
Para daw si Mrs nyang DOCTORA ay ‘di MAG-ABURIDO!
At ito namang si Atty CEL GELLADA…
Na ang MRS ay MAGANDA;
May engagement din daw sila, syempre PRIORITY NILA- –
At itong si CEL ay palagiang hila ng ASAWA!
AT SIYEMPRE ANG ASAWA ANG BOSS, KAYA SI CEL AY ‘DI NAKASAMA!!