FUN RHYME BIRTHDAY GREETINGS TO MS. JESSIMINE A. CABALLERO, OUR LAW OFFICE’S LEGAL SECRETARY

Happy happy birthday to you our secretary JESSIMINE…

We’ll start today your birthday celebration via a breakfast laced with CAFFEINE;

This is the first birthday celebration in our LAW OFFICE – –

Which will start in the morn to end perhaps till evening at SIX;

To make you stay with us, until you’ve learned all the lawyers’ TRICKS!

Your June 20 birthday horoscope shows that you’re FUNNY, KINDHEARTED and LIVELY…

Like most other people of this sun sign, you know how to throw a good PARTY;

 You’ve a soft heart, and folks believe that you’re generous and EMPATHETIC – –

You love helping people in need, especially those whose work sked is a bit  HECTIC;

And those are no other but me and my law partner Attorney VIC!

Nonetheless, you’re particularly sentimental and you’re also so INTUITIVE…

 Those qualities make you exceptionally good at interacting with people, which I do BELIEVE;

You’re sharp and precise and you like the attention that it can bring to YOU – –

You love to talk, and people will adore you, like someone whom you KNOW;

Perhaps it’s because of your tantalizing eyes, admired by someone whom I KNOW ALSO!

Tomorrow, you’ll have to start playing our badminton  GAME…

You’re deemed athletic by our co-player MON, who when losing would feel irked and ASHAMED;

Let’s be the tandem at plays on TUESDAYS and THURSDAYS – –

So that MON and DONNA would win, and MON will feel joyful with JUMPS and SASHAYS;

But I’d still insure that we beat them on SATURDAYS!

As a tender and nice GEMINIAN,  you can be plagued with an impressive stubborn STREAK…

With this quality though, you possess a heart of gold and courage of a lion, the royal jungle king and BEAST;

This way of thinking and acting will take you places you’d never dream OF – –

We can have an office outing in BORACAY, Attorney VIC’s choice, which I think is OKS;

Of course, when we’d collect lots of moolah from DUMDUMA, which VIC would try to get thru COAX!

On your natal day, which was yesterday, a sacred SUNDAY…

I hope that you’ve offered prayers too for our Law Office’s PROSPERITY;

Your LUCKY NUMBERS are 7, 9, 11, 12, and TWENTY-ONE – –

Add one more, and perhaps you’ll be able to win in the BIG ONE;

That’s the MEGALOTTO, and upon winning our trip to BORACAY, will automatically COME – –

Paid by your LOTTO winnings, we’ll enjoy BORACAY with some FUN and some WHISKEY and RHUM!

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSIMINE!

Fun Rhyme BIRTHDAY GREETINGS for KVTHA Prexy BOB JAVIER

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Happy happy birthday to our diligent and hardworking PREXY…

A lot of residents in K-VILLE got awed and amazed by his governance, including one who’s SEXY;

For those  innovative improvements that got installed in NO TIME- –

Wows, lauds and praises were showered, better perhaps with the sound of a melodic CHIME!

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The funds of the association seemed to have gone BLOATED…

For the collection efforts indeed have become most efficient and even went ACCELERATED;

And a CCTV system got installed to make living in K-VILLE much more SAFE and SECURED- –

Perhaps in the future a fire-fighting truck would even be PROCURED!

As a person born on JUNE 18, which is near the GEMINI- CANCER CUSP…

You’re considered as LUCKIEST OF COURSE – you’d say WHAT’S UP;

For being an intelligent and outgoing PERSONALITY- –

Wouldn’t even think from your looks that you’ve  passed the age of FORTY!

That nearing point of zodiac date-transition is called the CUSP of MAGIC …

And that’s the reason why you’re AMAZING and so rich in LOGIC;

You can safely do and make right things HAPPEN- –

For you’re a cautious but precise person and if you’re  a doctor, you’d easily make the COVID curve FLATTEN!

You’re strict but you’re also so compassionate, empathetic and so NURTURING…

You’re the best exemplar of LEADING, LOVING and CARING;

You’re even deemed as so dynamic with an exciting level of ENTHUSIASM – –

And that, you demonstrated it, as our K-VILLE PREXY to thwart  any hint of a CHASM!

As you’re a tactful  COMMUNICATOR and so fantastically VERSATILE…

You could act like a diplomat par excellence, who’d patch up any strife with a SMILE so warm like a red-hot STEEL;

VERSATILITY in you, makes you a jack of all trades, as you’re a HIGH ACHIEVER – –

And you’ve served our K-VILLE with dynamism and much FERVOR, to make it so vibrant,  so SAFE and SECURED FOREVER MORE!

On your natal day, TODAY which is a FUN-FILLED FRIDAY…

I’ll offer prayers for you and for the whole K-VILLE COMMUNITY;

I hope too that you would continue to LEAD, CARE and LOVE – –

Let’s all pray further too for our country amidst the PANDEMIC, and for us all to reap more blessings from up ABOVE!

Happy happy birthday Prexy BOB!

FUN RHYME BIRTHDAY GREETINGS unto PI OMICRON FRATERNITY FOUNDER, BROD ALFONSO “PONS” SORIANO:

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Happy happy birthday my dear Brod PONS…

When I entered the FRAT, you  never did hurt me, neither a  SLAP , nor a PUNCH;

It was chiefly because you were not present in the RITES- –

But I’ve been memorizing your name, looking towards the sky for aid, as if I were flying KITES!

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As a person born on JUNE 16, which is near the GEMINI- CANCER CUSP…

You’re considered as LUCKIEST OF COURSE – you’d say WHAT’S UP;

For being an intelligent and outgoing PERSONALITY- –

Wouldn’t even think from your looks that you’ve  passed the age of SEVENTY!

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That nearing point of zodiac date-transition is called the CUSP of MAGIC …

And that’s the reason why you’re AMAZING and so rich in LOGIC;

You can safely do and make right things HAPPEN- –

For you’re a cautious but precise person and if you’re  a doctor, you’d easily make the COVID curve FLATTEN!

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You’re so kind and so compassionate, empathetic and so NURTURING…

You’re the best exemplar of LEADING, LOVING and CARING;

You’re so faithful and loyal to your wife, the lovely Manang FE- –

You’d surely cower in fear from a temptress, even if such temptress is so seductive to a TEE!

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You’re even deemed as so dynamic with an exciting level of ENTHUSIASM…

And that, you demonstrated it; as our FRAT’s founding father to thwart  any hint of a CHASM – –

As you are a tactful  COMMUNICATOR and so fantastically VERSATILE;

You could act like a diplomat par excellence, who’d patch up any strife with a SMILE so warm like a red-hot STEEL!

VERSATILITY in you, makes you a jack of all trades, as you’re a HIGH ACHIEVER…

And you’ve served your hometown as MAYOR with dynamism and much FERVOR;

And now MALASIQUI is a commercially vibrant COMMUNITY- –

It was in part because of you, despite the mysteriousness of CANAAN’s balete TREE!

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On your natal day, which was yesterday, a TERRIFIC TUESDAY…

I’ll pray for you and you’re whole clan and FAMILY;

I hope too that you would continue to CARE and LOVE – –

Let’s all pray too for our country amidst this PANDEMIC, and for sure you’ll reap more blessings from up ABOVE!

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Happy happy birthday Brod PONS!

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FUN RHYME Birthday Greetings, ATTY. DADA ONGKIKO-ACORDA

Happy happy birthday Attorney DADA…

As for me, you seem to be a unique lawyering-DIVA;

For when you argue in court, you look as though reciting melodic ARIA- –

Articulating your words so eloquently, you’d trash almost every attorney in any  lawyering ARENA;

And you’d in the future be crowned as a QUEENLY ADVOCATE, like your co-HARVARD alumna, MICHELLE OBAMA!

With your confident stance and pose, before a MAGISTRATE…

You’d enunciate legal maxims, as though you’re warbling songs atop a STAGE;

And your pronunciation is so precise, and you’re even doing apt PAUSES- –

Which surely would be profusely admired by topnotch law offices’ BOSSES;

But you’d prefer to stay in your DAD’s LAW FIRM, ignoring occasional LOSSES!

As a GEMINI person, you are truly BROADMINDED…

You’re much more positive but a little bit SENSITIVE INDEED;

A critical thinker and even flexible and SO TRULY SMART- –

So insightful too, as you can anticipate an outcome though not as yet on START;

That’s what you’ve inherited perhaps from your late DAD, who has a BIG HEART!

GEMINIANS are notoriously very sociable and social  ZINGERS…

They love to chatter, and just like DADA,  she’ll dazzle everyone she ENCOUNTERS;

Naturally gifted with the knack of making everything she does look EASY, feeling much CONTENTED – –

Affectionate and warm,  though so logical rather than emotionally MOTIVATED;

And being a friendly-fun individual, with much love of people, you can (with the 2022 polls approaching) even be easily ELECTED!

On this your natal day, my much admired and idolized ATTORNEY…

You should find time to relax, make it YOUR regular cup of TEA;

As to luck, your luckiest day is SUNDAY- –

And your lucky numbers are 7, 8, 9, 52 and 55; add one more for MEGALOTTO to PLAY;

But don’t ever forget to  share unto me part of the pay-out from the lottery after these lockdowns as though seemingly sooo looooong “HOLIDAY”!

Joke, joke, joke!

Maligayang Kaarawan Attorney DADA!