Happy happy BIRTHDAY ROLLY, also known with his SOBRIQUET as KISSMI…
You’re indeed the BEST CRIMINAL LAWYER that I’ve known, who’s neither ARROGANT nor NASTY;
CROSS-EXAMINER PAR EXCELLENCE, KARAOKE SINGER too; whose voice is euphonious, but at times quite RASPY – –
While court witnesses would assert that ROLLY’S QUESTIONS, as though singing a SONG,
Would sway them to speak the truth most HONESTLY, but not for LONG!
A native of CATBALOGAN, SAMAR, ROLLY was born on May TWENTY-FOUR…
And GEMINIANS born on May 24 have a strong intellect and a rock-hard CORE;
They enunciate tough and adamantine opinions, despite the pleasant face they endeavor to FORM – –
They’re ably suited to handle the stresses and strains of DIURNAL LIFE’s NORM,
That’s ROLLY’s nature for he was in a merry month of MAY, been BORN!
Though GEMINIANS may appear to be emotionally FRAGILE…
But they’re cerebral, eloquent and have a great sense of humor, luring much DAMSEL;
GEMINIANS are friendly and warm-hearted and looks CHARMING TOO – –
They seem to project an image of a CASANOVA and even LOTHARIO,
Who like ROLLY are both good in BED, ‘tis TRUE!
But please do not appear too prurient and LEWD…
The phrase “GOOD IN BED” is actually ROLLY’s routine after a night SNOOZE;
For ROLLY seems truly fond and devoted to MAKING HIS BED, DAILY- –
That’s ADMIRAL MCRAVEN’s slogan when at the University of Texas, he sort of turned FUNNY,
Though he rose to fame for such a nice COMMENCEMENT SPEECH DELIVERY!
But indeed, the CASANOVAN spirit dwells truly unto ROLLY’s PSYCHE…
For he opted to adopt the nickname KISSMI, as his naughty SOBRIQUET;
And damsels indeed are much allured unto ROLLY, to KISS HIM- –
‘Twas his PAPA who INVENTED, nay CRAFTED the “KISSMI” NAME,
So it’s not for us to put ROLLY unto any BLAME!
In MCRAVEN’s commencement speech at the UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS…
Admiral MCRAVEN of the NAVY SEALS truly delivered a BLAST;
His comedic, nay riotous utterance was: “If you want to change the world, make your BED.” – –
But as the WISE ADMIRAL enunciated and HIGHLIGHTED,
His utterance upon the graduates got fully IMBEDDED!
Admiral MCRAVEN easily became an in-demand COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER…
For his advocacy is CHANGING and SAVING the WORLD, for generations HEREAFTER;
And ROLLY’s advocacy too is a matter of CHANGE or IMPROVEMENT – –
Change the SC DECISION’s lengthy template with so much COMMENT,
Let’s shorten it at most to 5 pages, so that lawyers won’t be reading a 50-paged JUDGMENT!
Back to our idolized litigation LAWYER, who lawyered for the author of the most deadly COMPUTER VIRUS…
‘Twas the “I LOVE YOU VIRUS”, which
brought loads of computers into a CRASH and the effect was VICIOUS;
As even the CIA and UK’s HOUSE OF COMMONS, were perilously AFFECTED – –
Still ROLLY was able to have the case DISMISSED, as the suspect got ACQUITTED,
But was warned by the US chiefs that ONEL’s trip to AMERICA, would result of him getting INDICTED!
On your natal day on a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY…
I wish to do a TOAST and a HOLLERING HURRAY;
As to LUCK, your luckiest day is WEDNESDAY, which falls on your VERY BIRTHDAY – –
And your LUCKIEST numbers are: 2,4, 17, 18, and 24; add one more for LOTTO to PLAY,
BUT PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO SHARE ME SOME “BALATO” ON YOUR WINNING ON LOTTO’S PAY OFF DAY!
MALIGAYANG KAARAWAN MULI KISSMI!