FUN  RHYME  SERIES 309: ANG ALLIEDBANKERS GRAND REUNION PARTY: HINDI PO ITO MANGYAYARI PALAGI’T PARATI!!!!

 

 

 

 

Marami-rami na rin ang dadalo sa GRAND REUNION PARTY…

Dapat malaman at matanto na ito’y HINDI po palagi’t PARATI;

Minamadali na nga ni Bossing DANTE CRISOSTOMO,

Sobra ng SENIOR ang iba, at ito po’y tunay na TOTOO!

 

 

dante-apo

 

Meron nga daw mga SENIOR na NAGPUPUMILIT…

Na magmukhang JUNIOR  kahit na nga PILIT;

Pero ang siguradong BENEPISYO ng REUNION sa ating LAHAT,

Halakhakan at kantyawan na “SURE” na “will never STOP”!

 

LAUGHTER 

 

Gawan natin ng paraan at panahon ay ILAAN…

Minsan lang marahil ito at tunay na PINAGHAHANDAAN;

Huwag naman sanang maging SAYANG ang ating SASABIHIN…

“SAYANG ‘di ako nakapunta…”, “OO NGA; AKO RIN…”

 

SAYANG 

 

Ipagdasal natin na maging “COOPERATIVE” ang PANAHON…

Dahil kapag SETYEMBRE, baka lumakas ang ALON;

Alay kay SANTA CLARA ay DADALASAN ko NA,

Upang pati ulan o ambon kaya’y ‘wag nang RUMAGASA!

 

St.-Claire-Monastery-Katipunan

 

Maayos naman po ang ating VENUE…

Kahit na limandaang tao’y kasya, “and it’s a SHOW”;

Meron pong KANTAHAN at mayroon ding TULAAN,

Mga TULANG NAKAKA-TULALA, yan po ang BANSAG-NGALAN!

 

tula-ng-manliligaw-joke-856 

 

Huwag na huwag po ninyong KAKALIGTAAN…

Yaong SOMBRERO o CAP ni “AL PACINO”;

Pwede na rin po ang SAMBALILONG BUNTAL,

Kahit na CRASH HELMET po ng MOTORSIKLO!

 

al-pacino-cap 

 

Magagalit si DANCING QUEEN kung kayo’y DARATING…

Na wala mang dalang HAT, o “CAP” na “PERSHING”;

Pero meron daw naman mga NAGBABALAK,

Magtitinda ng HATS…RED, WHITE and BLACK!

 

 

cora-dancing

 

Sa darating na SABADO, AGOSTO DIEZ Y SIETE…

Magkakaroong tayong muli ng MEETING sa aking BUPETE;

Ang usapan ay “POT LUCK” at magdadala ng BREAKFAST…

Yon ang DIGA ni ELLA, “and we’ll have a good REPAST”!

 

 

Balik tayo sa SOMBRERO pati ang SAMBALILO…

Mas okey na din daw kahit baseball cap na BAGO;

Mukhang mamahalin at para bagang pang-FORMA,

Kapag IMPORTED yan, baka ma-arbor at MADISGRASYA!

 

2019-baseball-cap-imported-embroidery-flowers 

 

Tanong ni Bossing DANTE, at kayo’y maging ATTENTIVE…

Pwede na daw ba ang HELMET nyang 

“SHINY” and “NATIVE”…

As he was not born with a SILVER SPOON in HIS MOUTH,

Meron naman syang GOLDEN HEAD looking like an INVISIBLE HAT!

dante-crisosotomo

 

FUN RHYME SERIES 308 – YOUNG LAW FIRM BADMINTON TOURNEY; KAMPION ANG TAMBALANG JOMAR-STRAWBERRY

 

badminton-tourney

 

Pinakita talagang ang mas bata ay LAMANG…

Siyempre kapag bata, maliksi at MATAPANG;

Hindi takot na tumakbo’t MAPILAYAN,

Katulad ng DYATANG, may rayuma sa KALAMNAN!

jomar-kirsten

Syempre ang lumahok na pinakabatang TAMBALAN,

Si JOMAR na POGI at si KIRSTEN na timyas ang KARIKTAN;

Si KIRSTEN ay angkop na binansagang STRAWBERRY…

Mas angkop daw ang bansag, wika ni ATTORNEY JOVY!

Pero ang SUMEGUNDA sa aming PALARO…

Aba’y ang tambalang si ALMER at si LITONG MADURO;

Kaya noong dumatal na ang maigting na CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND…

Angas ni LITO sa COURT, parang nawala at na-DOWN!  

 

almer-award

Aba eh, naka-THIRD PLACE naman KAMI…

Ako at si LAWRENCE na ang “SMASH” ay MATINDI;

At ang 4th PLACER namang ITINANGHAL at NAGWAGI,

Tambalang LYNNETTE-GARY, na  

“DROP SHOT” ang syang ITINUNGGALI!

 

At ang naging FIFTH PLACER sa BADMINTON TOURNEY…

Si CONDER at VIC na parehong ATTORNEY;

Kahit nga naman may konting KATANDAAN,

Aba’y matikas pa din, minsan nga’y LUMAMANG!

conder-vic

Ang TAMBALANG si ROSE at si NOLI…

Akala ko’y mga “DROPSHOT” ni NOLI’y REREPEKE;

Pero para bagang KINAKAPOS ang HAMPAS,

Kaya ang SHUTTLECOCK malamya ang naging PAGASPAS!

 

rose-noli

jomar-kirsten-playing

Si ATTORNEY JOVY naman at si FE…

Hindi rin DUMAMA at ni hindi RUMEPEKE;

Pero masaya na rin itong si ATTORNEY JOVY,

Blood sugar daw nya’y tunay nang OKEY-na-OKEY!

rose-lyn-playing

 

At  ang lumabas na KAMOTE’T KALABASA…

Ay ang cute na si ELLA at ang eleganteng si DONNA;

Pero mukha yatang may kaunting “COURT FRIGHT”,

Di matamaan ang pataas na COCK, mukha ang dalawa’y medyo kulang sa HEIGHT!

kalabasa

Subalit ang sigaw, tawa, halakhak, lundag at TALON…

Yan ang pinakamagandang dinulot ng palaro naming BADMINTON;

Babawi daw ang tambalang DONNA at ELLA, sa sunod na PAGKAKATAON…

Dala ang ‘HUGE” KALABASANG isisilid sa malaking KARTON!

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FUN  RHYME  SERIES 307: 97th BIRTHDAY PARTY NI DADDY…IDINAOS NANG MAAYOS, “K-POP THEME” ANG SYANG DISKARTE

 

DAD-MAX-97TH-BDAY

 [Daddy MAX, at center, who really looks not like his actual age…(well, according to his BIRTHDAY speech, you have to count your age not with the number of years but with the number of your FRIENDS), snickers out a seemingly suppressed smile while the guests comes in trickles but eventually into an almost great number, due perhaps to the gust and the wind and the rains of HABAGAT. Sa lahat ng DUMALO, MARAMI PONG SALAMAT!] 

 

At idinaos naman nang maluwalhati ang BIRTHDAY ni DADDY,

Kahit na maulan, mahangin at makulimlim sa CAMP MURPHY;

CAMP MURPHY ang dating taguri sa AGUINALDO…

Nagdatingan ang unang bugso ng GUESTS, mga alas-SINGKO!

 

 

rose-donna-ella 

 

At may mga “spray-painted hair” na sila ELLA,

Dahil sa REGISTRATION TABLE, ang kanilang ASIGNATURA;

Para bagang sila’y mga ‘K-POP” na KOREANA…

Naku, “technicolor” ang “hair extension” ni ROSE at ni DONNA!

 

rose-ella-donna2 

 

Nagkaroon ng SOLEMN na MISA after some MINUTES…

At ang PRIEST-PRESIDER ay nag-HOMILY on the STAGE,

At para bagang ang HOMILY ay ADULATION SPEECH …

Para kay DADDY MAX na “who looked not like his AGE!”

 

 

DAD-MAX-97TH-BDAY

 

Dumating ang kasalukuyang KOREAN MILITARY ATTACHE…

Magaling mag-INGLES at mukhang tunay na OKEY;

Siya ang siyang humalili kay COLONEL LEE,

Na naglingkod at tumulong sa mga beterano “with FERVOR and GLEE!”

 

sokor-military-attache

 

Syempre at may AWITIN akong INIHANDOG…

Gitarista kong si NIGEL ang syang accompaniment at TUMUGTOG;

Okey naman sabi ni Attorney VIC ang SINGING,

Kahit na ang boses ko ay paos, at “almost FLAGGING”!

 

 

tracy-pavarotti 

 

 

Aba’y TRACY CHAPMAN-PAVAROTTI

ang FIRST SONG KO…

“BABY CAN I HOLD YOU TONIGHT..”, po ang syang TITULO;

Syempre okey ang ACCOMPANIMENT ng guitarist kong si NIGEL…

Aba’y si KUMPADRENG MON ko’y para bagang NANG-GIGIL!

 

 

MON-BECKY

 

 

Because of my SINGING daw, “he’s up to put up a PARTY”…

Mukhang sa ANNIVERSARY nilang muli ni Mareng BECKY;

At ako daw ang syang magbibigay ng SINGING RENDITION,

Okey lang at si Pareng MON “is my MENTOR-INSPIRATION”!

 

 

perfect-symphony

 

 

At kinanta ko rin ang PERFECT SYMPHONY…

Song ni ED SHEERAN at ni ANDREA BOCELLI;

At syempre pa  ITALIAN ACCENT ay aking PINA-IGTING…

Noong part ni ANDREA na po ang syang SINGING!

 

winnie-sophie

 

Aba’y naging SENSATION po itong si SOPHIE…

NEW YORKER at kaibigang matalik ni WINNIE;

Si WINNIE po ay pamangkin kong anak ni BERT at AMY,

FACEBOOK Manager si WINNIE and is based out-of-our COUNTRY!

 

 

facebook

 

At si SOPHIE KRALL ay nagpakita ng galing sa PAGSAYAW…

At hindi po nahiya at sa pagtatanong ng EMCEE’y di UMAYAW;

Mukhang “FEEL AT HOME” na siya talaga sa PINAS,

Dahit TRIP niya sa PINAS ay halos MADALAS!

 

bing-bing co

 

Ang REBELASYONG pa na aking nakita ay nang rumatsada na ang DANCING;

Aba’y ang galing palang sumayaw ni Doctora BINGBING,

Pati si Mareng BECKY ay lumahok din sa SAYAWAN…

At syempre meron din kaunting KANTYAWAN!

 

 

 

Bago pa man nagkaroon ng BALLROOM DANCING…

Nagsalita si General CAROLINA na tunay na POGING na POGING;

Kanyang pinarangalan si DADDY MAX,

And Gen. CAROLINA easily lauded Dad MAX like WAX!

 

dad-carolina 

 

Dahil nga ang sabi niya’y tunay na BETERANO si DAD…

Nakipaglaban sa mga DIGMAAN with “TEARS and BLOOD”;

Ipinagtanggol ang atin pong KINABUKASAN,

Upang tayong lahat ay mamuhay ng ganap ang KALIGTASAN!

 

 

dad-max-97th-bday-guests

 

At ang tampok na binigyan naman ng PARANGAL…

Ni Daddy MAX ng siya ay tumindig at ang SPEECH niya’y INUSAL;

Pinasalamatan ng totoo at ng tunay na MARUBDOB,

Kanyang mga doktor at doktorang na kanyang tinuring na mga BANTOG!

 

 

DAHIL KUNG HINDI SA KANILANG MGA BANTOG,

KALUSUGAN NI DADDY MAX MARAHIL AY HINDI PUMINTOG!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FUN  RHYME  SERIES 306: ANG ALLIEDBANKERS GRAND REUNION PARTY: MALAPIT NA PO ANG PETSA, MAGBAYAD NA PO’T PARA DEPOSITS AY RUMATSADA!  

 

 

[The first ever ALLIEDBANKERS GRAND REUNION will be  held on SEPTEMBER 14, 2019 at the CAMP AGUINALDO OFFICERS CLUB inside CAMP AGUINALDO, QUEZON CITY. Those who intend to be part of the CELEBRATION are advised to make their payments via a deposit to be made at the PNB-TUAZON BRANCH. LET’S ALL MAKE THE PAYMENT ASAP!]

 

Ang atin pong GRAND REUNION ay MALAPIT NA…

Nakita ko si Boss MANNY G. sa mga  nagbayad  at NAKALISTA NA;

Si BOSS LUCIO TAN naman sana’y makapunta RIN,

Para ang “rhyming”  ng REUNION SONG nati’y magandang DINGGIN!

 

KAHIT-MAPUTI-NA-BUHOK-KO

 

Sayang  naman yong mga FREEBIES na inihanda ni Boss BENG;

Okey na okey, at talagang “NICE TO BRING”…

You can BRING for FREE those “take-home ITEMS”,

Mementoes and souvenirs na tunay na “so worthy like GEMS”!

 

BENG-ITEMS 

 

 

O, please memorize the LYRICS of our REUNION SONG…

Kawangking-kawangki and tono sa awitin ni SHARON;

I will post once again sa GROUP CHAT NATIN,

Talaga po naman ito’y isang masayang AWITIN!

 

LUCIO-MUG 

 

Napakasaya  pong talaga ang kantahang MASISINAGAN…

Para tayong iisang pulutong na MATIKAS at bibong NAGKAKANTAHAN;

Meron pang magiliw na saliw na sayaw po ITO,

SHING-A-LING yata ang tawag sa sayaw na ITO!

 

SHING-A-LING

  

Magbayad na po tayo at MAGDEPOSIT na sa BANGKO,

PNB-Tuason Branch po na dati’y ALLIED BANK din po ITO;

Si TIN DE LEON po ang MANAGER…

And she has vowed to attend the GET-TOGETHER!

 

 

 

And another thing…BAKA ITO PO’Y DI NA MAULIT…

At wala na sa inyong masugid na MAGKUKULIT;

Pero sabi nga ng isang LIFE COACH and MOTIVATION EXPERT,

In your SENIOR YEARS, bond w/ OLD FRIENDS, wine and dine with them with a lush DESSERT!

 

 

 

BAYAD NA PO TAYONG LAHAT,

SI MANAGER TIN DE LEON  NG PNB-TUAZON BRANCH

AY KASAMA NATIN SA KASAYAHA NG ATING PANGKAT!!!!

FUN  RHYME  SERIES 305: ANG “CORE GROUP” NG ALLIEDBANKERS GRAND REUNION PARTY, MAY 3RD  MEET SA AGOSTO DIEZ-Y-SIETE!

 

 

 

Ang pulong na idadaos sa AGOSTO DIEZ Y SIETE,

Magbibigay daan upang mapagusapan  mga DEPOSITS NA NA-I-TALLY;

Kung tayo ba’y tunay at SIGURADO nang MATUTULOY,

O ang DOWN PAYMENT natin ay mapapahantong po sa FORFEITURE!

 

FORFEITED

 

Sana naman tayong lahat po  ay maging HELPFUL…

An ABORTED REUNION will be OH SOOOO AWFUL;

Nakakahiya at talagang DYAHE po naman sa madlang PEOPLE,

Si LEN RAMOS tuloy ay tinubuan na po ng kambal na PIMPLE!

 

len-new

 

At pati si poging BOSSING DANTE CRISOSTOMO…

Nalulungkot at tunay na pong NAABURIDO;

Dumadami tuloy ang kanyang BALAKUBAK,

Stressed NA, NATALO pa yata sa MAHJONG, nadale ng BACK-TO-BACK!

 

dante-crisosotomo

 

Naku pati si BIG BOSS PETER YAP…

Ayaw na yata talagang MAG-PA-AWAT;

Sasagutin na raw niya ang lahat ng GASTOS,

Pero si BOSSING BENG, ang sabi’y “WAG NAMAN BOSS”!

 

peter-yap-coco-background

 

Subalit si BOSS BENG ay so VERY POSITIVE…

Mukhang sa totoo’y sa kanya galing ang INITIATIVE;

“Para naman kayo’y hindi mga PINOY”, wika NIYA…

“Deadline DATE ang gusto ng mga yan…”, HAAY KAPOY!

 

 

 

Okey…gawin na nating DEADLINE bukas ng UMAGA;

Pero ang mukha ni MALDO ay para bagang NAMUMUSARGA…

Dadalhin niya yata ang lahat ng kanyang FAMILY,

Pwede sigurong bigyan po natin siya ng DISCOUNT na TWENTY!

 

SENIOR-DISCOUNT 

 

Si BOSS  CHRIS DOBLES naman ay panay ang EXERCISE…

Kasi nga’y may meeting uli at gusto  nyang  “to look so very NICE”;

Hindi na raw siya hihingalin sa  pagdalo sa meeting at pag-akyat ng STAIRS,

He’ll do a SPRINT and will dare MALDO to run up the stairs in PAIRS!

 

 

CHRIS-EXERCISE

 

 

At ang korona po na ipuputong natin sa atin pong DANCING QUEEN,

Naku, kung ABORTED ‘di hindi na talaga matutuloy ang CORONATION;

Magiging napakalungkot at wala din pati si MR. BEAN,

“We might all be thrown by TOBY, THE DEVIL…into INFERNAL DAMNATION”!

 

 

TOBY-DEVIL

 

DEPOSIT NA KAYO…AYAN NA MR. BEAN NA  MAY SA DEMONYO!!!!

FUN  RHYME  SERIES 304: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE!

LOVE

 

 

You came to me the second time as a WHIRLWIND…

I never thought that we’ll just treat each other as FRIEND;

But the feelings I have for you can’t be further SHACKLED,

Even if my heart would be chained and be MANACLED!

 

SHACKLES-CHAIN_0

 

You were actually the LOVE that got LOST…

There’re things that can’t be tackled and even put to POST;

But what matters is that I TRULY LOVE YOU,

And I truly feel that YOU LOVE ME TOO!

 

 

 

With you I really felt that feeling of being LOVED…

As though you were sent to me from up ABOVE;

‘Twas a time when I felt UNLOVED and so LOVE-STARVED,

And you came to the scene as though in a QUEENLY GARB!

 

 

queen-garb

 

Your manners and actuations have given me HEARTFELT SENSATION…

Though unto some our relation would be deemed an ABOMINATION;

But we neither planned nor designed this in seeming ROTE,

You cured me from LOVELESSNESS, with you as an ANTIDOTE!

 

 

  

You’re PROFICIENT and ENTERPRISING, says your HOROSCOPE…

And FAMILY TIES is your focus and your perennial SCOOP;

You are CHARMING and so very much RESPONSIBLE,

Too ORGANIZED indeed, you’d even sort out like LEGO a heap of RUBBLE!

 

magnetic-personality

 

Being LEO born, you are possessed with MAGNETIC PERSONALITY—

But your zodiac sign describes you too as FIERCE and FIERY;

The sign of the LION truly indicates COURAGE and POWER,

But in truth you’re tame as a LAMB as though lost atop a TOWER!

 

lost-lamb

 

You are FUN-LOVING and JOYFUL INDEED…

That’s what your horoscope says, as though it’s your CREED;

You are deemed too as BRIGHT and BOLD,

But deep in your bosom you have a heart of GOLD!

 

heart -gold

 

 

People born in AUGUST like you, are ROMANTIC;

You are considered as high priestess of ROMANCE, that’s quite an EPIC…

LEO women like you are also CREATIVE and STYLISH,

You have tantalizing eyes, with a much elegant IRIS!

 

 

 

You tend to be sort of DRAMATIC at TIMES…

But you’re so GENEROUS to the MAX and which ever  CLIMES;

You’re good at connecting with people in POWERFUL POSTS,

You always try to help even how high would be the COSTS!

 

generosity

 

Being my LOVE and PARTNER, who’s so SOLICITOUS…

I want to offer too my TENDER LOVING CARE;

But as I am so busy and so WORK-VORACIOUS,

Hope you’ll understand and won’t  be irked with much FLARE!

love2

On this your NATAL DAY, I wish you GOOD HEALTH and MORE BLESSINGS;

You’ve been so health-conscious doing battledore with much muscle-FLEXINGS,

You’ve been prayerful too, and I’m sure your prayers will be ANSWERED…

GOOD HEALTH & BLESSINGS will be given to you,  you’ll  be VIRTUALLY PAMPERED!

 

LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY DEAR!!!!

FUN  RHYME  SERIES 303: ALLIEDBANKERS GRAND REUNION: BAYAD NA PO TAYO NG “DOWN”… “I HOPE TO SEE EVERY ONE”!

 

 

 

Hola, los bankeros y bankeras de ALLIED BANK…

Bayad na po tayo ng down payment sa AGUINALDO CAMP;

Dapat na po nating paspasan ang pag DE-DEPOSIT,

Para ang downpayment natin ay hindi po ma-FORFEIT!

 

 

Ang PNB po ang ating depositary BANK, sa P TUASON, CUBAO…

Joint  po with LEN RAMOS who at the 1st meet sung a SONG and took a BOW…

Kasama din po sa joint account AKO, WALTER YOUNG PO…

Legal and Collection Department po ang dating ASIGNATURA KO!

 

 

The down payment covers venue rental and ALL,

Pati na rin po ang food, wine and other ALCOHOL…

Our menu is sort of truly EXQUISITE and EXCITING;

Will list it down so that you’ll have a PREVIEW READING!

 

MENU

 

TIGRES MEJILLONES po ang unang APPETIZER…

Yon pala’y TAHONG, at HIPON na may ALIGUE;

Inespanyol pa nga ng MILITARY MANAGER,

Naku si BOSS BENG, baka akalain ito’y FRIED TIGRE!

 

TIGRES

 

SETAS AL AJILLO naman po ang KASUNOD…

Yon pala ay KABUTE na lasang UBOD;

“Button mushroom in olive oil”, sa wikang INGLES,

Mukhang parang pulutan itong sure na maagang MAPAPALIS!

 

cassolette de champignons

 

Ang SOUP naman pala ay MUSHROOM CAPUCCINO…

Hindi po ito KAPE, pero type po ng mga TSINO;

“CREAM OF MUSHROOM with FRESH MILK”, PALA…

“MILK” daw ng dalaga, yon ang type ni PETER PAPA!

  

MUSHROOM CAPUCCINO

 

Dalaga daw na “GOAT”, yon naman PALA…

Kaya itong si PETER PAPA, very eager as if nag-HU-HURRAH!

Nag-donate pa nga ng additional MOOLAH,

To spark and perk up the REUNION SATURNALIA!

 

 

Ang ENTRÉE po naman ay LANGOSTINOS AL BRANDY…

Yon naman pala’y SAUTEED PRAWNS na may CHILI;

At meron pa ding kasamang LENGUA AL QUITO,

Na ang katambal naman po ay POLLO IBERIKO!

 

LANGOSTINOS

 

Meron din pong intriguing na PAELLA NEGRA …

Meron pa ding mas masarap na PASTA ALFREDA;

At ang DESSERT po ay CHOCOLATE ÉCLAIR…

May drinks na dadalhin ang partner kong si CLAIRE!

 

ALBERT-MONIS

 

Bilib-na-bilib  po akong talaga kay ALBERT MONIS,

Talaga po naman ang pag-iimbita ay inaayos at INIIMIS;

Mukhang halos inimbitahan na din ang mga nasa SEMENTERYO…

Lintik talagang manghalina at sagad na MANG-ENGGANYO!

 

beng-solis-emcee

 

At meron din tayong masusing IN-HOUSE CHAT GROUP STALKER…

Mukhang nakabantay kay Boss BENG na tunay na ICONIC drinking PARTNER;

ALAK-DOS yata o TWO-THIRSTY na nang umaga ay GISING PA,

Dahil gising pa nga rin itong kay Lolita Solis ay PAPA!

 

chris-dobles-solo

 

At ang magandang balita ay meron tayong BOOTH…

PHOTO BOOTH yon at sponsored ni CHRIS DOBLES, who’s my BOSS;

Meron ding photographers na  during the affair ay MAGLILIBOT…

Siguradong lahat ay magiliw at excited na mag-PO-POSE!

 

PHOTO-BOOTH

 

BAYAD NA PO TAYO….IDEPOSIT NA PO NATIN SA BANGKO!!!!

FUN RHYME SERIES 302 – YOUNG LAW FIRM BADMINTON TOURNEY; REREPEKE SA AGOSTO A-NUEVE

 

 

Noong una’y wala talagang hilig MAGLARO,

Kaya quorum sa BADMINTON, ang hirap pong MAPUNO…

Yong mga players na naglalaro nang REGULAR at PALAGI;

Eh kung dumating ay after SIX, at dun na po NAHIRATI!

 

badminton-photo-group-old

Eh dahil ako’y EARLY SLEEPER at pati’y EARLY WAKER…

Hinimok ko na maglaro mga staff at  mga LAWYER;

Pero marami ang rason, wala daw shorts na PANTALON,

Pati raketa daw ay wala, sooo… ako na ang “BUY” for just a SONG!

 

babolat

 

Wala din daw na bagay na RUBBER SHOES,

“Gum-soled” nga daw ang swak at syang AYOS…

Soooo…. bumili na din po tayo para sila’y “NO EXCUSE”;

At ang games nga po’y tuluyan na pong DUMALUSDOS!

 

BADMINTON-PARAPHERNALIA

 

Naku ngayon nama’y na-ADDICT na po SILA,

Pati si ATTORNEY JOVY na… “ALA EH” KE KA;

Ang galing na pong mag-SERVE at mag-SMASH…

Magaling din po siyang tunay na  HUMIMAS!

 

atty. gambol-picture

 

Yon naman pong kanyang HINIHIMAS…

Yaong manok na mayroong PAKPAK;

Kayo yaong pong mga SHUTTLECOCK…

Dahil may PAKPAK, ang himas niya’y PAGASPAS!

badminton-reflexes

 

Ang badminton ay isang angkop at tamang LARO…

Na puno at timyas sa kalusugan pong TURO;

Nakakasigaw ka na, may halakhak at tawa PA,

Pwedeng pong maglaro kahit sa hapon o UMAGA!

 

10-badminton-health-benefits

 

Ang sabi nga kasi ng mga health expert TALAGA…

Yong paghingal at pagdatal ng halos kapos na ang HININGA;

Yaon po ay malaking tulong sa ating cardio-vascular HEALTH,

‘Cos if you’re healthy sans ills,you’ll truly preserve your WEALTH!

 

keep_calm_and_play_badminton

 

Ang reflexes pati sa laro ay tunay na NAPAUUNLAD,

Kaya ikaw po’y mas magiging alerto at di ka KUKUPAD…

Magiging tunay na SLIM ka pa nga RIN,

Pero bakit nga ba si DONNA ay ganun pa DIN!

 

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Pati mata mo nga ay MA-E-EXERCISE…

Pupungay ang mata at ika’y magiging WISE;

Syempre kapag tumira ka ng DROP SHOT,

“Ang galing”, sambit ni Atty JOVS, o di ikaw’y BIG SHOT!

 

 

 

 

Paano nga naman ba ginagawa ang DROP SHOT..

Dapat wag mong paluin ng malakas na para bagang CANDY POT;

Pitik lamang at medya-medya ang siyang iyong HAMPAS,

Pero dapat ang bola po’y sa NET ay tunay na LUMAMPAS!

 

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Dapat tuwing laro ay mayroon konting WARM-UP…

Di na po kelangang pang uminom ng SEVEN-UP;

Pero dapat ay mayroon din pong STRATEGIZING,

Para walang magkatamaan sa init ng JUMPING at PLAYING!

 

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Mas magiging palagian na nga NA TAYO’Y MAGLALARO…

Dahil si Attorney VIC ay babad na sa research at sa TURO…

Mayroon na siyang service na ng bolang, lipad ay PAMATAY…

At kay Attorney JOVY niya itong panay na INA-APLAY!

 

Ang service ni VIC ay parang may ORACION…

Mistulang nawawala tuloy ang kay JOVY na VISION….

Hindi daw nya pong makitang TALAGA…

Baka kailangan na natin ng bolang ang kulay ay PULA!

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Kaya si Attorney VIC ay ganadong-GANADO….

Pati mga sukat ng Court ay kanya pong MEMORYADO…

Alam nya pati ang history ng sinaunang BADMINTON …

Malamang siya po’y kuning mag-lecturer  sa Astrodome sa HOUSTON!

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Kaya kapag ka-partner nyo si Attorney VIC…

Sigurado na ang panalo and it will be QUICK;

Siguraduhin nyo lang na huwag na TATAMAAN…

Ang cute nyang POTOTOY na INAALAGAAN!

 

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Ang sarap talagang mag-laro ng BADMINTON;

May sigaw, tawa, halakhak, lundag at TALON…

Para bagang tayong naglalaro ay mga puro paslit na nag-AALBURUTO,

Itong isang PARTNER ko nga, nag mukhang KOMIKERO!

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Ngayong darating na AGOSTO A-NUEVE…

Meron po kami sa YOUNG LAW FIRM na TOURNEY;

“Doubles teams” po ito at syempre mayroon pong PREMYO,

May CASH prizes, at si VIC mukhang gusto’y BORACAY ticket pa for TWO!

 

 

Ang magiging pairing ng bawat co-tandem at PARTNER,

Ang first, si MON at si VIC na BEGINNER;

Tapos, si WALLY at si LAWRENCE na MINOR…

Pero, nag-pledge na walang GIGIL at no ERROR!

 

 

 

Pangatlong TEAM ay si JOVS at si FE,

May-usapan silang, SECRET TRAINING sa GABI…

Ang pang-apat…si CONDER at LITO;

Mukhang sila halos dalwa ay tubong CAGAYANO!

 

 

Panglimang TEAM, si LYN at GARY…

Mukhang LLAMADO ito, at sabi ay GANIRE;

Si LYN ay DROP SHOT EXPERT,

At si GARY ay SMASHER who is so PERFECT!

 

 

Pang-anim naman, ay si ELLA at DONNA…

Si ELLA ay MOST IMPROVED PLAYER;

At si DONNA naman ay SHUTTLECOCK SLAYER,

Dahil sa tindi ng PALO, ang COCK tanggal po ang FEATHER!

 

Pang-pito po naman ay si NOLI at si ROSE…

Mabuti na lang at ang PERIOD ni ROSE ay NAUBOS;

Dati-rati ay tila 4 times a WEEK…

Ngayon ay wala na… INDEED SO  VERY QUICK!

 

Ang pang-walo naman po ay si KIRSTEN at JOMAR…

Naku ang SERVICE ni BANANA…

Talagang ma-TUTULALA KA;

Lumilipad “unto the OUTSIDE”, naku MALI PALA!

 

 

At ang last but NOT THE LEAST…

At huwag po sanang agad TUMALILIS;

Ay ang utol kong  si WARREN at si MAYETTE…

Complete with their uniform and MAYETTE’S new RACKET!

 

 

Kaya tuloy si Attorney JOVY may blood test noon isang ARAW,

Dahil kumpiyansa syang todo sa ano mang test o HALIKAW;

Naku talagang edad teenager ang kanyang naging BP,

At ang blood sugar level nya, ay so very pretty!

Baka maghanap na si Attorney Jovy ng lifetime partner na also very PRETTY!!!!

FUN RHYME SERIES 301 – SALAMAT SA DONASYON; RONIE AT LILA

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Nais kong pasalamatan ang aking mga KAIBIGAN,

Bagamat sila’y nasa malayo, parang kapitbahay LAMANG…

Dalawa silang mag-sing-irog at tunay na NAGMAMAHALAN;

Parang bagang kami’y napasama sa pagliyag nila ng KARIKTAN!

 

 

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Mga supling kong aking MINAMAHAL,

Kanila ding inaruga at pinag-uusalan ng DASAL;

Dahil naging malapit na sila sa isa’t-ISA..

Naging magkakakilala ng totoong matagal NA!

 

 

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Papunta na nga sila1 at gabi-gabi’y nag-PRA-PRAKTIS;

Init ng klima sa PHOENIX1a ay dapat nilang MATIIS;

Pero mga pabaon mula sa PILIPINAS,

Siguradong sa kanila’y magbibigay ng LUNAS1b!

 

 

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Nagpadala ng DONASYON itong si RONIE at LILA..

Aba nagulat ako at sa celphone ay tumawag PA;

Kinausap ng masinsinan ang aking bunsong,si ALEE…

Ipinaabot ang GOOD LUCK sa kanya at ang kanyang mga ATE!

 

 

 

 

Sa Agosto A-UNO sa kasalukuyang  LINGGO,

Lilipad na sila at papasok na sa  ELIMINATIONs2 con TODO;

Susundan naman ito ng SEMI-FINAL3 ROUND,

Marami-raming mga TEAMS ang malamang ay ma-DOWN4!

 

 

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Tulad ni RONIE at LILA’y, ipagdasal natin ng todo RAMDAM…

Na mangitian naman sila ng magandang KAPALARAN;

Sanay makamit nila ang PANGUNAHING  KAMPEONATO…

Ang medalyang PLATA o mas magaling po ay ang ORO!

 

 

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Salamat sa binahagi ninyong PABAON,

Magbubunsod ito ng mas masidhing INSPIRASYONG;

At ipakikita nilang tunay sa buong MUNDO…

Na talagang  magaling at mahusay ang FILIPINO!

 

 

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Ang salawikain ngang naturang TAMBING,

Kung magandang kapalaran ay talagang DARATING;

Darating ito na halos ay nakalatag sa BANDEHADO…

Basta’t mga panalangin at dasal ay magiging laang SUPORTADO!

 

 

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Salamat muli RONIE ABING at LILA…

Maasahan kayong mga kaibigang TALAGA;

Ang inyong tulong at dasal ay tunay na MABISA;

Sana nga’y ibuhos ang magandang kapalaran sa kanila na halos ay RAGASA!

 

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Thank you muli sa suporta sa FUNDRAISER nila SHANE, CHE at  ALEE,

Malaking tulong talaga… and the dancers will dance in GLEE…

Ipagdasal din po ninyong taimtim at MARUBDOB,

Marahil siguradong maiiuwi na nila tuluyan ang GOLD5!

 

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Salamat RONIE ABING at LILA6!!!!

 

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[Legend: 1 – My daughters Alee, Cheska and Shayna, together with their team mates  will trek too Phoenix, Arizona once again, to compete in the 2019 WORLD HIPHOP INTERNATIONAL CONTEST (“WHHI”) with common aspiration to bag the GOLD in  the MEGACREW Division. The 2019 WHHI is to be held at the ARIZONA GRAND RESORT & SPA in Phoenix, Arizona on August 5-11, 2019.

1a – The all-time record high temperature in Phoenix, Arizona was 50°C (122°F) on June 26 1990. Nowadays, the heat in Phoenix, Arizona is flirting with the same high numbers.

1b – The donations indeed would bring enhanced morale to the members of the LEGIT STATUS Hiphop Team and that they are deemed not as mere support but also as remedy to the usual financial woes. Last time, the team needed to even engage the services of a doctor after a member suffered a sprain and another with high fever.

2 – With more than 50 nations participating in the WHHI and most nations sending at least 2 teams, the ELIMINATION round will be held on the first 2 days, August 5 and 6, 2019 from morning till night.

3 – The SEMI-FINAL Round will be held on the second 2 days; namely: August 7 and 8, 2019. Thence, the ONE-ON-ONE dance battles will take place on August 9, 2019 and the FINALS on August 10, 2019 with at the most 7 teams competing for the Champion award for the MEGACREW division.

4 – There will surely be a lot of teams which will be stricken off the list that will compose the FINAL Round participants of at the most 7 teams for the MEGACREW division.

5 – GOLD is the GOLD MEDAL that goes with the CHAMPION AWARD in the 2019 WHHI.

6 –  RONIE ABING and LELILA STRAND are friends who are based in San Jose, California. RONIE was my colleague at the ALLIED BANK when I worked thereat as LEGAL OFFICER in the late 80s and 90s while LILA is RONIE’s better half whom RONIE met years ago after LILA went home as a balikbayan (and an eventual victim of a robbery, and sought the help of the Barangay where RONIE was the Executive Officer of the Barangay Talon Uno in Las Piñas, Metro-Manila).]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FUN  RHYME  SERIES 300: AN ODE FOR COLONEL LEE, YOUNG JIN

 

[At left is COLONEL YOUNG JIN LEE, the incumbent South Korean military attache to the Republic of the Philippines, sporting his amiable smile. At right is a photo with COLONEL LEE and ME, when COLONEL LEE hosted lunch on July 10, 2019 in a Korean Restaurant at the FORT in BGC by way of his bidding farewell following his one-year stint of service as such military attache to our country.]  

 

 

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Colonel LEE loves SOCCER and HIKING…

Those are his INTERESTS, and that’s INVIGORATING;

And SOCCER indeed increases MUSCLE and BONE STRENGTH,

That’s why Colonel LEE works so hard with much INTENSE!

 

 

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Colonel LEE loves much HIKING TOO…

And it totally improves one’s MOOD though it’s tiring… WHEW!

That’s perhaps why Colonel LEE is so AMIABLE,

He always has a twinkled smile and is truly LIKEABLE!

 

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As a SCORPION PERSON, that’s your ZODIAC SIGN…

You are considered as truly INTELLIGENT and so AGILE;

You are also deemed as a DIGNIFIED PERSON,

You can even pass as a true PIOUS PARSON!

 

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He started his military stint in March NINETEEN NINETY ONE,

And at the NAVAL ACADEMY, TRUTH was their BECKON;

As SECOND LIEUTENANT, he has espoused  POSITIVE LEADERSHIP,

That’s his aspiration as he cares for his buddies like KINSHIP!

 

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With his hard work, he was commended by the South Korean Marine CORPS…

He received thus a  COMMENDATION, for working with much FERVOR;

Another COMMENDATION was from SOKOR’s Joint Chiefs of STAFF,

Colonel LEE is really TOUGH and has always landed on TOP!

 

 

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His leadership begun as  company leader of the MARINE BRIGADE,

And was successively promoted for the talents he DISPLAYED…

Rose to the rank of COLONEL in TWO THOUSAND AND TEN,

He is indeed unique and am sure he’ll reach the TOP HELM!

 

For the assistance and aid that you’ve given our KOREAN WAR VETS,

We are truly thankful and we’ll consider them as DEBTS;

For in our country, we speak of  a DEBT OF GRATITUDE…

For SOKOR’s fight for FREEDOM, we’ll support with VIM and FORTITUDE!

 

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FUN  RHYME  SERIES 299: THANK YOU GINA  aka REGINA CALLEJA-WARSHAW

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[GINA is shown in this group photo at right, with that twinkled beam as though  half of a  smile  and   half  of  a  smirk  (that’s  GINA,  so  mystifying,  inexplicable  and baffling).  Babes  Navarro  is  at  left  and  our  jolly  and  musically-minded  UP  Law classmate (Evening Section-1979) is at the middle, Romy Legaspi.]

Welcome GINA to our VIBER chat ASSEMBLAGE,

I know that you dislike BANTER, and even PERSIFLAGE…

So, I’ll promise to be so very extra  CAUTIOUS;

But in your childhood, ‘twas told, that you’re so PRECOCIOUS!

 

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You’re a scion of the CALLEJA CLAN of ALBAY,

A kinship that’s so noted as CATCHERS IN THE RYE…

By that I mean, your CLAN is so protective of its NAME,

Indeed, your kindred has brought to your CLAN so much FAME!

“Our Line

“Siblings Andres and Salome are the earliest known members of the Calleja clan. Salome Calleja had children with a Monsignor Bishop of the Franciscan order, Gonzalez Dietz, which explains a consistent family trait in the earlier generations, the Castillan nose.”

 

A search at GOOGLE shows much REVELATION…

A certain, Manuel Calleja Fernandez, did found an INSTITUTION;

‘Twas the Makati Medical Center, a noted HOSPITAL,

That kin of yours, I feel, ought to be placed on a PEDESTAL!

 

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Our LAW Prof Ramon Calleja Fernandez, was similarly MENTIONED,

Am sure that no one in this group would pose a searching QUESTION;

For indeed our Law Prof, did own your BLOOD AFFINITY,

And your kinship with GLORIA DIAZ, am sure is an indubitable VERITY!

 

 

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Abella, Aspillera, Diaz, Maronilla, Tuason, and others too long to QUOTE; 

Many gifted individuals, kin to your clan, touched lives and made our world RICHER…

Should have pursued my quest and made you my kids’ MOTHER!

 

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Ooops, you made it hard for me to compose and write this BLOG;

You’ve even refused to give your birth date just to fill my LOG;

So, such scarcity of data has indeed worried ME…

Writing this FUN RHYME BLOG, though has made me to scrawl with GLEE!

 

 

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But you’re a proud and passionate NEW YORKER NOW…

For that I’ll utter a BOOMING and LUSTY WOW!

Loving indeed the vibrant NEW YORK LIFE…

Your hubby BRUCE, am sure is doting too, to his lovely and dainty WIFE!

 

 

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You’ve worked your way in NEW YORK’s STYLE…

At MCDERMOTT LAW Firm with much fervor and SMILE;

During our UP Law days, you always wear that twinkled BEAM,

It was indeed the allurement that brought me INSPIRATION and VIM!

 

 

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First, I’d like to THANK YOU for bonding with my KIDS…

That was years ago, when they met you then at NYC PATRICK’s;

You were admired by my KIDS as so truly GRACIOUS,

My son TON even exclaimed that you’re SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!

 

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Thank you too for your recent  DONATION…

To my THREE (3) dancing dames, it brought much JOY and INSPIRATION;

And to their team members too, you’ve instilled unto them much PIZZAZ,

And to their winning the GOLD, let’s not just say “QUIZAS”!

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Let’s PRAY and PRAY and PRAY, for that GOLD MEDAL and SASH!!!

 

SALAMAT NA MARHAY…DYOS MABALOS GINA!!!!

FUN  RHYME  SERIES 298:  WELCOME ALPHA aka ALPHA DAYOT-HAIDER AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP

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[This is ALPHA DAYOT-HAIDER’s FB profile photo. ALPHA is our batch mate in the UP College of Law – Evening Section of 1979. She does not want to be the center of attention, she said. Anyway, I have finished this BLOG and I have to publish it even just for publication in our VIBER chat group.]

 

 

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Welcome ALPHA to our VIBER chat GROUP,

I hope you’ll stay and won’t again be SOUGHT;

For you’re a PISCEAN who is so SELFLESS…

And your imagination is truly LIMITLESS!

 

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But ALPHA wants to be UNSEEN,

I hope she would NEITHER put up NOR create a SCENE…

As I have been INSISTENTLY pleading for  a PHOTO,

To complete this BLOG, which we term: IN TOTO!

 

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And as her FB PROFILE is a ROSE…

I think that she really does not want to POSE;

For ALPHA is much daintier than the FLOWER,

Publishing this BLOG, I hope she won’t GLOWER!

 

 

She said she does not want to be the CYNOSURE…

But PRIVACY, I committed for SURE;

I will not make it go PUBLIC,

Thus, I’ll post this BLOG with tongue in CHEEK!

 

 

You have the innate ability to sense EMOTIONS,

Even if they’d hide, with plenty of CAUTIONS…

You’re a compassionate friend INDEED;

Who’ll always help a close chum in NEED!

 

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In all matters of LIFE you truly DISPLAY…

As though the redolent flowers blooming so fresh in MAY;

Your active nature as well as your most creative IMAGINATION,

You truly would find best in the most opportune SITUATION!

 

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As a PISCEAN, your special connection with WATER…

Makes you so FLUID and adaptable as a free-flowing LATHER;

This reality makes you a gifted COMMUNICATOR—

Though your romantic view of life, would at times turn a bit DOLEFUL!

 

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Reminiscing our UP College of Law DAYS…

It truly is so joyful and such reverie PAYS;

For it could sway us to laugh and SMILE,

As we trek through life with our own extra MILE!

 

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Take care of your health as well as your WEALTH,

As both components make for a good HEARTH;

Love and be loved by your loving PROGENY,

It’s the essential ingredient for a happy FAMILY!

 

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Thank you too for your quick  DONATION…

To my THREE (3) dancing dames, it brought much JUBILATION;

And to their team members too, you’ve brought HULLABALOO,

Dancing with JOY and thanking you TOO! 

 

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