[LET US ALL DONATE TO ACHIEVE A RESOUNDING SUCCESS OF THE 3RD NATCON]
The 3rd NATCON is fast APPROACHING,
And lots of hearts and minds are CRINGING;
On top of the list who is now actually COWERING,
Is our own NATCON Leader, our PREXY MARIANING1!
But the name of the PI OMICRON is at STAKE,
And the least that we could do is to just DONATE1a;
Though I was originally set to ATTEND,
There were some events which I failed to PORTEND!
I donated in fact THIRTY THOUSAND,
That actually included my advance of TWENTY THOUSAND;
As my penalty for not being successful in my TASK,
I added another TEN, and drunk a jigger of wine from the FLASK!
I am amazed with the industriousness of our BROD BERT,
And I do not want this NATCON2 to SUBVERT;
The present leadership which is indeed DANDY2a,
It’s hard to find a leader who really is so HANDY2b!
Let’s all pitch in, even just some PENCE3 —
To preserve our LEADER who is in fact a MENSCH4;
It’s CHRISTMAS TIME and CHARITY is urgently NEEDED,
I hope our FRAT LOYALTY is still IMBEDDED!
Our FRAT HYMN in fact announces and ROARS,
That we’re all LOYAL and would want lots of SCORES;
Let’s DONATE and keep the fervor BURNING…
The FRAT’s SOLIDARITY is all that we are YEARNING!
And so let’s scrape the bottom DOLLAR,
Or even if it is just some kind of CHEDDAR5;
For what counts most is our KINSHIP and BROTHERHOOD…
We’ll reminisce this all, when we’re all OLD!
PUSH ONWARD BROTHERS!!!!
[Legend: 1 – Brod Bert Somera’s full name, which I learned just recently is MARIANO ELPIDIO BERTRAND G. SOMERA. I jave thus endearingly called him MARIANING. Brod BERT is the incumbent President of the PI OMICRON INTERNATIONAL ALUMNI ASSOCIATION, INC.
1a – A call for DONATIONS has been made as there is still a shortfall on the needed funds to insure the success of the 3rd NATCON of about Php 1.2 Million.
2 – The NATCON is the 3rd NATIONAL CONVENTION of the PI OMICRON FRATERNITY and the DELTA PI OMICRON SORORITY to be held at the ORIENTAL HOTEL in Legazpi City, Albay on December 15-17, 2017.
2a – DANDY means EXCELLENT.
2b- HANDY means so USEFUL, HELPFUL and so ACCESSIBLE.
3 – PENCE is the plural of PENNIES.
4 – MENSCH is a person of honor and integrity and is personified by our Brod BERT SOMERA.
5 – CHEDDAR is another term for MONEY.]