FUN RHYME SERIES 29: YOGA RESUMPTION…NAMASTE

 

[In 2009, I enrolled in a YOGA class after my brother-in-law Oscar Evangelista lured me into it. It was a splendid and exhilarating experience as I eventually learned the host of its healthful benefits such as enhancing one’s flexibility and agility, improving one’s sense of balance, enriching the bones’ density, etc. After pouring in some money into the YOGA monthly fees; in June 2010, I decided (as I have already memorized the postures) to do it alone (translating some funds into savings) as some kind of SOLO practice. Thereafter, I egged my Law Firm members and staff to join me, using the badminton hall which adjoins our Law Office as venue. I eventually turned out to become a self-appointed YOGA guru as I have even precisely mimicked the  customary instructional orders barked out by the certified YOGA mentor during those early YOGA sessions into which I enrolled. Excited with my new-found preoccupation, I even financed the purchase of a bundle of yoga mats and slew of towels just as to entice more joiners; for with more people around, and in the midst of the attendant joking and teasing, the otherwise taxing, strenuous and   grueling YOGA practice becomes a bit, an enjoying experience. Though we had days where the venue was FULL, but as there was no COMPULSION to regularly JOIN, there were times when I will be sweating it out with just a couple or even a solo joiner. Now, I have decided to put in some sense of COMPULSION to join the sessions regularly; those who will list up into this RESUMPTION of the YOGA sessions, will be required to commit the payment of FINES in case of absence or tardiness. The funds to be collected thereafter will form part and will eventually be used for the YEAR-END CHRISTMAS PARTY of the YOGA aspiring- yogis.]

 

In June 2010, I earnestly, nay eagerly STARTED…

YOGA practice, thus PROVISIONALLY my BADMINTON got SHELVED;

What I really wanted was more bone DENSITY – –

YOGA, they say is the APPROPRIATE cup of TEA!

 

 Served as YOGA guru, nay as DRILLMASTER –’tis SWELL…

Even PERSONALLY bought the yoga mats and some TOWEL;

And the YOGA attendance reached some thirty plus THREE- –

Of course the PARTICIPANTS, as well as the session was happy– ’tis FREE!

 

As there was no compulsion to regularly JOIN…

The strenuous and tiring YOGA SESSION;

As in fact they share neither a PESO nor a COIN – –

Their joining thereafter would reach a CESSATION!

 

With the badminton hall’s RENOVATION…

Indeed, it brought involuntary CESSATION;

But now, they crave and pine for some ACTION – –

Saying: “Where’s the GURU…such idle INACTION”!

 

And as the repair and repainting gets DONE…

We’ll have to resume the stretching with FUN;

But now to insure that there will be PEOPLE – –

We’ll have to assess some FINE sans SCRUPLE!

 

As I designed the mass practice with MY KIN…

Thereafter, those kith also want the slow SPIN;

For YOGA indeed must be practiced with PEOPLE – –

Practicing it SOLO, creates some sort of ACHES and TROUBLE!

 

YOGA indeed is taxing, too PERSPIRING…

But with joiners around, it induces some LAUGHING;

And when you’re stressed or DEPRESSED – –

The companionship session is BEST!

 

SO LET’S ALL BE REGULARLY PRESENT, TO RELIEVE MORE STRESS!

 

 

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