FUN RHYME SERIES 325: BADMINTON JOKES AND JOYS – PART 4

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[In our regular badminton games, we have had a new addition to the clique of players in the person of Atty. Vic Cruz, who is my batch mate at UP Law. Vic is fond of wearing super-tight shorts when playing, for which reason some of our lady co-players would feel some degree of embarrassment when confronted face-to-face in the badminton court with Vic’s bulging  “front”. It eventually became a subject of quips and jokes, until one playing date, the shuttlecock accidentally hit Vic’s bulging “front”. Vic is shown here at extreme left raising his badminton racket in seeming surrender, asking for a cessation of those funny quips and jokes.]

 

NAKU TINAMAAN NA ANG POTOTOY NI VIC…

NEVER SAW IT HAPPEN, ‘TWAS SO VERY QUICK;

PERO HALATANG-HALATA DAHIL HINDI NA PO BUMABALANDRA,

ANG POTOTOY NYA’Y “BEHAVED” NA’T MUKHANG NADALA NA!

 

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KASI NAMAN AY BAKIT NGA SINASAKAL…

POTOTOY NA CUTE PARANG NABUBUSALSAL;

HIRAP SYANG GUMALAW, PARANG NAKA-“STRAIGHT JACKET”… 

HALOS NABUBURA NA ANG “SIGNATURE CLEFT”!

 

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KAYA DAPAT AY BIGYAN NG KALAYAAN…

POTOTOY NA CUTE DAPAT MERONG KAALWANAN;

HINDI YONG PARANG ITO’Y NAKAKULONG,

SYEMPRE IIYAK AT BAKA MULA SALAWAL AY TUMALON!

 

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NAKU KAPAG YAN AY TALAGANG TUMALON…

DOON SA ATING COURT NA PANG-BADMINTON;

BAKA MADAKIP PO YAN NI MAYET YOSUICO,

TIYAK MALALAMOG, TAGPAS PATI ANG ULO!

 

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I am a litigation lawyer in the Philippines and a graduate of the UP College of Law. I also hold an AB Economics degree from the University of the Philippines. While taking up Law at UP Diliman, I was working at the Tondo Foreshore Development Project which eventually became part of the National Housing Authority (NHA), where I started out as a Research Officer and eventually rose as Estate Manager. When the EDSA REVOLUTION happened, I resigned from the NHA in May 1986 and got employed as Legal Officer with Allied Banking Corporation's Legal and Collection Department, which got merged with the Philippine National Bank. In 1998, together with my UP Law classmate, the late Jaime G. Nagrampa, we put up a private law firm which originally was named NAGRAMPA & YOUNG Law Office and now, as THE YOUNG LAW FIRM.

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