FUN RHYME SERIES 323: BADMINTON JOKES AND JOYS – PART 2

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[At the OLD BADMINTON COURT during one of DADDY MAX’S CUP TOURNEYS]

Paglalaro ng badminton ay tunay na kaigaigaya…

Lalo na nga’t si Gerry Libot may kasama pang kaayaaya;

Naging pang-international player na siya pong talaga,

Pero ang kursunada nya syempre local pa rin na cute na dalaga!

JERRY-LIBOT

 

Si Fiscal Wally naman na tunay na poging-na-poging…

Dreamboat ng mga chicks lalo na’t yong mahinhin;

Dati-rati ding may kasamang alalay,

Syempre kapag pogi, lumalapit po ang palay!

WALLY-FRANCISCO

Si Boss Arnold naman na animo’y walang alam sa kamunduhan…

Para bagang sa chicks ay hindi po ma-alam;

Pero nabalitaan kong matinik din sa ladies,

Subalit mukhang mas attractive sa kanya ang  drinking spree sa PADIS!

JUN-PAMPILO

Si Jun Pampilo naman na masyadong GIGIL…

Kapag gigil talaga ay di mapipigil;

Matinik din daw sa chicks at sa mga dame,

Sa tindig at postura nga lang niya, animo sya’y si Michael Caine!

ARNOLD-FISCAL

Si General Piano naman na ang asawa ay doctora…

Mukhang marami ding pinaibig  na mala-prinsesa;

So gentle yet so strong as in the usual military style,

Estilo nya’y romansang militar and sans any tinge of guile!

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Si Warren  naman na masyadong helpful…

So very charitable sa mga madlang people;

Kaya ang naging motto nya ay LOVE ANOTHER ONE,

And therefore  he’d produce after siyam po na BUWAN!

Saba-Banana-or-Cardava-Banana

Pero bago ko tapusin ang tula na ito…

Kumustahin po natin ang  mga pototoy po ninyo;

Be always sure na yan po ay hard and erect,

No need for viagra “dahil saging na saba” is almost perfect!

BADMINTON-ALL

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I am a litigation lawyer in the Philippines and a graduate of the UP College of Law. I also hold an AB Economics degree from the University of the Philippines. While taking up Law at UP Diliman, I was working at the Tondo Foreshore Development Project which eventually became part of the National Housing Authority (NHA), where I started out as a Research Officer and eventually rose as Estate Manager. When the EDSA REVOLUTION happened, I resigned from the NHA in May 1986 and got employed as Legal Officer with Allied Banking Corporation's Legal and Collection Department, which got merged with the Philippine National Bank. In 1998, together with my UP Law classmate, the late Jaime G. Nagrampa, we put up a private law firm which originally was named NAGRAMPA & YOUNG Law Office and now, as THE YOUNG LAW FIRM.

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