[OUR BIRTHDAY BOY, ATTORNEY VICTOR DOLLOSA CRUZ, “A HUMBLE SERVANT OF JESUS CHRIST STRUGGLING TO BE A BETTER CHRISTIAN DESPITE ALL THE ADVERSITIES OF LIFE”.
You are a true intellectual and a gracious FRIEND;
You’re overly courteous and polite, a trait not much common to MEN…
As most legal eagles would be sort of a brash “BULLIER”,
You’re one of a kind, a most welcome PACIFIER!
I have sensed too that you’re always THANKFUL…
A trait that has been lost to a lot of PEOPLE;
You strike me too as so truly ORGANIZED,
And your lifestyle I feel has been elegantly “URBANEIZED”!
You’re fond of wearing your fave HAT,
It makes you look really so urbane and SMART;
‘Tis better perhaps to reveal your bald PATE,
‘Cos your likeness with VIN DIESEL is truly first RATE!
I urge you to continue playing SHUTTLECOCK,
So that you could at least display your bulging COCK;
I am inclined to gift you with a pair of loose SHORTS,
So that your cute DING-A-LING will not be hit to “DISTORTS”!
Jesting aside, badminton is good for you and ME;
It could trim you down and make you truly HEALTHY,
Your testosterone level will surely go PEAKED,
And your DING-A-LING surely will stand erect and so QUICK!
But you are a humble servant of Our Lord JESUS CHRIST…
Please forgive me as I do not intend to sway you into a lovers’ TRYST;
I know that your prime crusade is to preserve our natural ENVIRONMENT…
I will truly respect your persuasion and uphold your SENTIMENT!