[OUR BIRTHDAY BOY, ATTORNEY VICTOR DOLLOSA CRUZ, “A HUMBLE SERVANT OF JESUS CHRIST STRUGGLING TO BE A BETTER CHRISTIAN DESPITE ALL THE ADVERSITIES OF LIFE”.

You are a true intellectual and a gracious FRIEND;

You’re overly courteous and polite, a trait not much common to MEN…

As most legal eagles would be sort of a brash “BULLIER”,

You’re one of a kind, a most welcome PACIFIER!

I have sensed too that you’re always THANKFUL…

A trait that has been lost to a lot of PEOPLE;

You strike me too as so truly ORGANIZED,

And your lifestyle I feel has been elegantly “URBANEIZED”!

You’re fond of wearing your fave HAT,

It makes you look really so urbane and SMART;

‘Tis better perhaps  to reveal your bald PATE,

‘Cos your likeness with VIN DIESEL is truly first RATE!

I urge you to continue playing SHUTTLECOCK,

So that you could at least display your bulging COCK;

I am inclined to gift you with a pair of loose SHORTS,

So that your cute DING-A-LING will not be hit to “DISTORTS”!

Jesting aside, badminton is good for you and ME;

It could trim you down and make you truly HEALTHY,

Your testosterone level will surely go PEAKED,

And your DING-A-LING surely will stand erect and so QUICK!

But you are a humble servant of Our Lord JESUS CHRIST…

Please forgive me as I do not intend to sway you into a lovers’ TRYST;

I know that your prime crusade is to preserve our natural ENVIRONMENT…

I will truly respect your persuasion and uphold your SENTIMENT!

Being a LEO person, you’re indeed a SWEET TALKER…

I hope however you are not a STALKER;

But as you have a very charming sense of HUMOR,

No need to stalk a lady as she’ll come at your FRONT DOOR!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIC!