Kaya nga naman pala si MALDO’y ABSENT…
Sa GROUP CHAT na ginawa nating so very RECENT;
Hinanap nga ng HUSTO nitong si DANTE,
Aba, ngayo’y lumalabas na’t tunay na si MALDO’y RUMEREPEKE!
RUMEREPEKE po siya dahil BIRTHDAY BOY nga PALA,
Syempre mataas ang LEVEL ng kanyang ENERGIYA…
At mataas din sa tingin ko ang IAAMBAG NIYANG TODO;
Upang ang GRAND REUNION ay MAGING ENGRANDE NA TODO!
At ito ang BIRTHDAY TIP ko SAYO BOSS MALDO,
Dahil mukhang kung TSUMIBOG ka’y TODO-TODO…
TRY TO SCALE DOWN YOUR WEIGHT;
AND DO AN EXERCISE REGIMEN, TO MAKE HAPPY YOUR MATE!
This BIRTHDAY TIP syempre’y INGLES,
Dahil baka si MARENG CORA’y di-MA-GETS…
Pero ito’y TRULY good too for our SENIORS;
Pwede din naman perhaps sa mga nag-papanggap na JUNIORS!
BOSS MALDO, PLEASE make time for EXERCISE !
So that you could SURELY do the EXORCISE;
Of all the ailment, sickness and ILLS,
And stop those mounting hospital BILLS!
I suggest that you do play BADMINTON,
It is just like picking some kind of a STONE;
It will rid you of kidney STONES,
And make for your sturdy and healthy BONES!
It will make for good blood CIRCULATION,
And you’ll always stay in unhampered MOTION;
Makes for nice and quick LOCOMOTION,
Don’t be TRULY misled by some lazy NOTION!
Don’t be TOO lazy said my DADDY,
It will make you sad and LONELY…
Cause if your belly goes GARGANTUAN,
You’ll TRULY be sorry not just for ONCE!
Blood sugar can easily and QUICKLY EBB,
Just exercise REGULARLY and do a PLEDGE;
Do some kind of exercise DAILY not just WEEKLY,
Even CALISTHENICS or DANCE, will help skip an early MORTUARY!
THIRTY MINUTES or even LESS,
Your perspiration will SURELY just CARESS;
If you HAVE fair or even dark SKIN,
You’ll feel as though you’ve been crowned like a KING!
Cause those ENDORPHINS will make you JOYFUL,
It will make you feel great and not feel AWFUL;
A badminton court IN EVERY PLACE is just so NEAR,
And getting sick is so very VERY DEAR!
Be at the badminton court OFTEN,
And picture DABIANA as so very SLIM;
Let’s have her as MODEL and as our GUIDE,
In healthful living let’s all ABIDE!
“I’m telling you, those are not abs!”
‘Okay, ready to begin the workout? And… finished. Good job!’
“Damn! I hate it when pecs fall into my abs!”
Most seniors kasi, are prone to hate EXERCISE…
But in HEALTHY LIVING, let’s all be PRECISE;
If you do away with some kind of EXERCISING,
You ailments and ills will be MULTIPLYING!
I AM DOING THIS NOT JUST LIKE SOME COMMERCIAL…
IT’S SORT OF AN EDICT FROM THE CORE GROUP, IT’S QUITE OFFICIAL;
SO THAT ON OUR REUNION AND GET-TOGETHER PARTY,
YOU’LL ALL LOOK SO HEALTHY AND SO VERY PRETTY!
