[This is the photo of my KUMPADRENG JOSE “JOE” VERGARA taken many decades ago. He still carries and possesses that gallant and chivalrous bearing of his teenage years. In accord with his comedic and laughter-inducing tales and stories, I have crafted out this FUN RHYME BLOG which virtually depicts his brand of JOKES: RED, YELLOW and GREEN! Every time we would go for an outing in CALATAGAN, BATANGAS; JOE will be our usual raconteur, entertainer, drink bartender, and food provider. THANK YOU SO MUCH PARENG JOE! ]
Talagang ikaw Pare ay sadyang MAASAHAN…
Sa tag-init man o sa kahit na dumating ang TAG-ULAN,
Isa kang magiting na KUMPARE’t KAIBIGAN,
Walang ka-plastikan at tunay ding KAGALANG-GALANG!
Mahusay kang tunay na makipag-PR…
Kahit na doon sa namimisikleta o yong may CAR;
Friend kang talaga ng halos lahat ng TAO…
Matalino man pati na din ang mga BOBO!
Sa mga jokes ikaw ay tunay na MAGALING…
RED, YELLOW pati na rin ang joke na GREEN;
RED syempre ay joke na parang BLOODY,
Syempre yong YELLOW ay joke tungkol sa TAE!
Meron ka ding religious-sounding na JOKE…
Halos ay maihi na ang friend kong si BOK,
Joke na tungkol sa dalangin, pamamanata at PAGDARASAL;
Mabuti na lang at makapal ang kay BOK na SALAWAL!
[As a former topnotch CHPG officer, PARENG JOE was eventually hired as consultant by the PNP to train BIG BIKE RIDERS of the unit particularly on work-related ethics and the use, precise operation and proper maintenance of their BIG BIKES.]
Best trainer ka din ukol sa BIG BIKE DRIVING,
Syempre sya’y maingat, mabilis at MATULIN…
The BEST in the West noong sya’y nasa CHPG;
Marami-rami rin naman ang mga chicks nya… OH GEE!
Hindi babae ang naturingan kong CHICKS,
Mahilig lang syang magpakain ng FEEDS;
Kaya marami syang nakukuhang ITLOG,
At halos ay palaging maalat ang kanyang BETLOG!
Maalat nga kasi dahil panay ang SWIMMING…
Doon sa dagat lalo na sa lugar na MALALIM;
LAGO DE ORO RESORT po ang katapat NITO,
Pag-aari ng Lebanese na anyo po’y MESTIZO!
[My KUMPADRENG JOE is seen in this photo, with the LOVE OF HIS LIFE, AMIE!!!!]
Ang kanyang maybahay ay si PRETTY AMIE,
Marikit, maganda and the best for a FAMILY;
Mahusay na maglingkod at masinop MAG-NEGOSYO,
Kaya buhay nila’y tunay nang gumanda’t UMASENSO!
Ang panganay nilang anak ay itong si JUSTIN,
Si JECJEC naman ang sumunod at sya po’y bunso DIN;
They are the members of a happy FAMILY…
Their WEALTH cum HEARTH is for their kin’s POSTERITY!
