FUN  RHYME  SERIES 207: MALIGAYANG KAARAWAN  PARENG ROSKY aka RAYMUNDO A. QUIROZ

 rosky@70

 [The ROSKY-VIVIAN Happy Family at the DADS-KAMAYAN SAISAKI Resto along EDSA in celebration of ROSKY’s 70th BIRTHDAY. From L-R: Nadine, Belle, ROSKY, Bree, VIVIAN, Bernice, Brayton and Bernadette.]

 

Si Pareng ROSKY aka RAYMUNDO QUIROZ,

Ay tunay na  kakilala kong LUBOS na LUBOS;

Masarap syang kumain o LUMAFANG…ETCHOS1,

Lalo na’t kapag siya’y gigil na gigil na PUMAPANGOS2!

 

kamayan-edsa

 

Masarap din at masuyong UMIBIG,

Tunay na wagas kong siya’y MAGMAHAL;

Bokadura niya’y sing-tamis ng PINIPIG3,

Siguradong laglag at dausdos kagyat ang SALAWAL4!

 

  salawal

Magaling magpatawa at malamang MA-TOT-U5 KA,

Napalakas humalakhak, talagang MAHAHAWA KA;

Subalit kapag siya’y naging  SERYOSONG-SERYOSO,

Animo siya’y pulis na matulis na MANGANGALABOSO6!

 

pulis2

 

Isa siyang kaibigang TAPAT at di- MAKUNAT7,

Magaling na ABOGADO, KAMPANILYANG BIG SHOT8

Marami nang ipinag-wagi sa larangan PRESUHAN9,

Aba sa DISKARTE10 talagang siya’y tunay na LUMALAMANG11!

 

lawyer-rosky

 

Magaling na HANDY MAN itong si ROSKY,

Eksperto sa pangangalikot, GADGET man o TV;

Hairstylist at BEAUTICIAN pa RIN,

Bonggang-bongga12 ka BADUSH12a …you’re truly EXCITING!

 

jack-of-all

Aba, syempre nga..meron syang INSPIRASYON—

Si Kumareng VIVIAN13 na ISMARTE’T

      pang-TELEBISYON14;

Magaling din si Kumare sa halakhak at TAWANAN…

Tunay na HAPPY PLACE ang kanilang TAHANAN!

 

rosky-vivian

Apat na anak na puro ay BABAE…

Naku! Huwag magtaka dahil yan ay pinag-BUTI15;

“It is really by CHOICE”, wika nga ni KUMPARE—

Ayaw nyang TALAGA, anak na LALAKING magdadala ng di MABUTI16!

(JE,JE, JE…)

 rosky-apo

 [Pareng ROSKY with his FIRST APO, BREE, during BREE’s BIRTHDAY party at the JOLLIBEE. NAKITA NYO PATI APO…BABAE PA RIN!]

 

MALIGAYANG KAARAWAN PARENG ROSKY!!!!

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[Legend: 1 – LUMAFANG and ETCHOS are Filipino Swardspeak terms which Pareng Rosky customarily use with much hilarity and fun. LUMAFANG  actually means “TO EAT” while ETCHOS is a usual interjection among gay people in the Philippines.

2 –  PUMAPANGOS is a Tagalog word which means to bite a food item so eagerly such as a large chuck of beef clinging still unto its bone or a big green mango still with the succulent fruit embracing its seed.

3 – PINIPIG originates from the still green colored palay or glutinous rice enveloped by its green husk and which is stamped flat. It is a little bit sweet, so aromatic in its scent and greenish colored due to the still green husk that . It  can usually be turned into a sweet native delicacy by adding carabao’s milk unto it, alas …a sweet porridge.

4 – SALAWAL is actually an underwear; and rightfully refers to a panty as used in this BLOG.

5 – MA-TOT-U is another type of Swardspeak where the letters or syllables of the word are inverted. Actually, its original word is MA-UTOT or to FART. With FUNNY ROSKY around, you will either FART or DIE laughing.

6 – MANGANGALABOSO is Filipino slang which means to put someone in JAIL. It actually derives from the English word “CALABOOSE” which means a PRISON or JAIL.

7 – DI-MAKUNAT means NOT STINGY.

8 – KAMPANILYANG BIG SHOT would mean a top-notch lawyer like ROSKY.

9 – LARANGANG PRESUHAN is used here to mean CRIMINAL CASES which actually involves imprisonment as part of the court’s judgment.

10 –  DISKARTE would mean STRATEGY as used in this BLOG.

11 – LUMALAMANG means to have the upperhand or to achieve advantage or vantage position or ground.

12 – BONGGANG-BONGGA is another Swardspeak term which means SO NICE or SO SPLENDIDLY LOOKING.

12a – BADUSH is another Swardspeak term which means, a compeer among those gay people.

13 – VIVIAN is no other by the beauteous and bonggacious wife of ROSKY.

14 – PANG-TELEBISYON simply means VIVIAN is photogenic or telegenic.

15 – PINAG-BUTI is a Tagalog term which means “WELL-PLANNED” or “DELIBERATELY PLANNED”.

16 – DI-MABUTI is a Tagalog term which means NOT WHOLESOME.]

 

 

 

 

 

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