[The ROSKY-VIVIAN Happy Family at the DADS-KAMAYAN SAISAKI Resto along EDSA in celebration of ROSKY’s 70th BIRTHDAY. From L-R: Nadine, Belle, ROSKY, Bree, VIVIAN, Bernice, Brayton and Bernadette.]
Si Pareng ROSKY aka RAYMUNDO QUIROZ,
Ay tunay na kakilala kong LUBOS;
Masarap syang kumain o LUMAFANG…ETCHOS1,
Lalo na’t kapag siya’y PUMAPANGOS2!
Masarap din at masuyong UMIBIG,
Tunay na wagas kong siya’y MAGMAHAL;
Bokadura niya’y sing-tamis ng PINIPIG3,
Siguradong laglag at dausdos kagyat ang SALAWAL4!
Magaling magpatawa at malamang MA-TOT-U5 KA,
Napalakas humalakhak, talagang MAHAHAWA KA;
Subalit kapag siya’y SERYOSONG-SERYOSO,
Animo siya’y pulis na MANGANGALABOSO6!
Isa siyang kaibigang TAPAT at di- MAKUNAT7,
Magaling na ABOGADO, KAMPANILYANG BIG SHOT8…
Marami nang ipinag-wagi sa larangan PRESUHAN9,
Aba sa DISKARTE10 talagang siya’y tunay na LUMALAMANG11!
Magaling na HANDY MAN itong si ROSKY,
Eksperto sa pangangalikot GADGET man o TV;
Hairstylist at BEAUTICIAN pa RIN,
Bonggang-bongga12 ka BADUSH12a …you’re truly EXCITING!
Aba, syempre nga..meron syang INSPIRASYON—
Si Kumareng VIVIAN13 na ISMARTE’T
Magaling din si Kumare sa halakhak at TAWANAN…
Tunay na HAPPY PLACE ang kanilang TAHANAN!
Apat na anak na puro ay BABAE…
Naku! Huwag magtaka dahil yan ay pinag-BUTI15;
“It is really by CHOICE”, wika nga ni KUMPARE—
Ayaw nyang TALAGA, anak na LALAKING magdadala ng di MABUTI16!
[Pareng ROSKY with his FIRST APO, BREE, during BREE’s BIRTHDAY party at the JOLLIBEE. NAKITA NYO PATI APO…BABAE PA RIN!]
MALIGAYANG KAARAWAN PARENG ROSKY!!!!
[Legend: 1 – LUMAFANG and ETCHOS are Filipino Swardspeak terms which Pareng Rosky customarily use with much hilarity and fun. LUMAFANG actually means “TO EAT” while ETCHOS is a usual interjection among gay people in the Philippines.
2 – PUMAPANGOS is a Tagalog word which means to bite a food item so eagerly such as a large chuck of beef clinging still unto its bone or a big green mango still with the succulent fruit embracing its seed.
3 – PINIPIG originates from the still green colored palay or glutinous rice enveloped by its green husk and which is stamped flat. It is a little bit sweet, so aromatic in its scent and greenish colored due to the still green husk that . It can usually be turned into a sweet native delicacy by adding Carabao’s milk unto it, alas …a sweet porridge.
4 – SALAWAL is actually an underwear; and rightfully refers to a panty as used in this BLOG.
5 – MA-TOT-U is another type of Swardspeak where the letters or syllables of the word are inverted. Actually, its original word is MA-UTOT or to FART. With FUNNY ROSKY around, you will either FART or DIE laughing.
6 – MANGANGALABOSO is Filipino slang which means to put someone in JAIL. It actually derives from the English word “CALABOOSE” which means a PRISON or JAIL.
7 – DI-MAKUNAT means NOT STINGY.
8 – KAMPANILYANG BIG SHOT would mean a top-notch lawyer like ROSKY.
9 – LARANGANG PRESUHAN is used here to mean CRIMINAL CASES which actually involves imprisonment as part of the court’s judgment.
10 – DISKARTE would mean STRATEGY as used in this BLOG.
11 – LUMALAMANG means to have the upperhand or to achieve advantage or vantage position or ground.
12 – BONGGANG-BONGGA is another Swardspeak term which means SO NICE or SO SPLENDIDLY LOOKING.
12a – BADUSH is another Swardspeak term which means, a compeer among those gay people.
13 – VIVIAN is no other by the beauteous and bonggacious wife of ROSKY.
14 – PANG-TELEBISYON simply means VIVIAN is photogenic or telegenic.
15 – PINAG-BUTI is a Tagalog term which means “WELL-PLANNED” or “DELIBERATELY PLANNED”.
16 – DI-MABUTI is a Tagalog term which means NOT WHOLESOME.]