[The ROSKY-VIVIAN Happy Family at the DADS-KAMAYAN SAISAKI Resto along EDSA in celebration of ROSKY’s 70th BIRTHDAY. From L-R: Nadine, Belle, ROSKY, Bree, VIVIAN, Bernice, Brayton and Bernadette.]
Si Pareng ROSKY aka RAYMUNDO QUIROZ,
Ay tunay na kakilala kong LUBOS na LUBOS;
Masarap syang kumain o LUMAFANG…ETCHOS1,
Lalo na’t kapag siya’y gigil na gigil na PUMAPANGOS2!
Masarap din at masuyong UMIBIG,
Tunay na wagas kong siya’y MAGMAHAL;
Bokadura niya’y sing-tamis ng PINIPIG3,
Siguradong laglag at dausdos kagyat ang SALAWAL4!
Magaling magpatawa at malamang MA-TOT-U5 KA,
Napalakas humalakhak, talagang MAHAHAWA KA;
Subalit kapag siya’y naging SERYOSONG-SERYOSO,
Animo siya’y pulis na matulis na MANGANGALABOSO6!
Isa siyang kaibigang TAPAT at di- MAKUNAT7,
Magaling na ABOGADO, KAMPANILYANG BIG SHOT8…
Marami nang ipinag-wagi sa larangan PRESUHAN9,
Aba sa DISKARTE10 talagang siya’y tunay na LUMALAMANG11!
Magaling na HANDY MAN itong si ROSKY,
Eksperto sa pangangalikot, GADGET man o TV;
Hairstylist at BEAUTICIAN pa RIN,
Bonggang-bongga12 ka BADUSH12a …you’re truly EXCITING!
Aba, syempre nga..meron syang INSPIRASYON—
Si Kumareng VIVIAN13 na ISMARTE’T
pang-TELEBISYON14;
Magaling din si Kumare sa halakhak at TAWANAN…
Tunay na HAPPY PLACE ang kanilang TAHANAN!
Apat na anak na puro ay BABAE…
Naku! Huwag magtaka dahil yan ay pinag-BUTI15;
“It is really by CHOICE”, wika nga ni KUMPARE—
Ayaw nyang TALAGA, anak na LALAKING magdadala ng di MABUTI16!
(JE,JE, JE…)
[Pareng ROSKY with his FIRST APO, BREE, during BREE’s BIRTHDAY party at the JOLLIBEE. NAKITA NYO PATI APO…BABAE PA RIN!]
MALIGAYANG KAARAWAN PARENG ROSKY!!!!
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[Legend: 1 – LUMAFANG and ETCHOS are Filipino Swardspeak terms which Pareng Rosky customarily use with much hilarity and fun. LUMAFANG actually means “TO EAT” while ETCHOS is a usual interjection among gay people in the Philippines.
2 – PUMAPANGOS is a Tagalog word which means to bite a food item so eagerly such as a large chuck of beef clinging still unto its bone or a big green mango still with the succulent fruit embracing its seed.
3 – PINIPIG originates from the still green colored palay or glutinous rice enveloped by its green husk and which is stamped flat. It is a little bit sweet, so aromatic in its scent and greenish colored due to the still green husk that . It can usually be turned into a sweet native delicacy by adding carabao’s milk unto it, alas …a sweet porridge.
4 – SALAWAL is actually an underwear; and rightfully refers to a panty as used in this BLOG.
5 – MA-TOT-U is another type of Swardspeak where the letters or syllables of the word are inverted. Actually, its original word is MA-UTOT or to FART. With FUNNY ROSKY around, you will either FART or DIE laughing.
6 – MANGANGALABOSO is Filipino slang which means to put someone in JAIL. It actually derives from the English word “CALABOOSE” which means a PRISON or JAIL.
7 – DI-MAKUNAT means NOT STINGY.
8 – KAMPANILYANG BIG SHOT would mean a top-notch lawyer like ROSKY.
9 – LARANGANG PRESUHAN is used here to mean CRIMINAL CASES which actually involves imprisonment as part of the court’s judgment.
10 – DISKARTE would mean STRATEGY as used in this BLOG.
11 – LUMALAMANG means to have the upperhand or to achieve advantage or vantage position or ground.
12 – BONGGANG-BONGGA is another Swardspeak term which means SO NICE or SO SPLENDIDLY LOOKING.
12a – BADUSH is another Swardspeak term which means, a compeer among those gay people.
13 – VIVIAN is no other by the beauteous and bonggacious wife of ROSKY.
14 – PANG-TELEBISYON simply means VIVIAN is photogenic or telegenic.
15 – PINAG-BUTI is a Tagalog term which means “WELL-PLANNED” or “DELIBERATELY PLANNED”.
16 – DI-MABUTI is a Tagalog term which means NOT WHOLESOME.]
