[Here are some photos of our Sis LOLIT SOLIS–From L-R: Bottom LEFT is the CROPPED-HAIR LOOK, Top LEFT is the SURPRISE LOOK and the one at RIGHT, is the WRINKLED LOOK…O, di ba!]
Mabubulyawan ako ng TOTOO ni Brod Butch CAPARAS1,
Baka pag nagkataon ako’y maghimas pa ng malamig na REHAS2…
Malamang ako’y kasuhan talaga ni Brod BUTCH ng PERJURY3…
Kasi naman ang pangako3a ko’y dinala ko pa si NOTARY4!
Ako naman ay tunay na nag-punta,
Sa bahay ni Manay LOLIT at may pang-CARIÑO pang dala5…
Nangako si Manay LOLIT na talagang DADALO…
Ang sabi ko nga’y ako nang bahala sa ABONO6!
Nagsimula ang istoryang ito nang nangulit si Brod BUTCH…
Tumawag sa akin at pilit na halos ay may halong PUTSCH7…
Totoo ba daw na si Manay LOLIT ay SIS?…
Bakit daw ‘di naman dumadalo ni ‘di maringgan ng TSISMIS8!
Kaya nga’t aking pinangatawanan ng TODO,
Dinala ko pa nga ang ating poging PANGULO9…
Dinalaw namin si Manay LOLIT SOLIS,
Sa bahay nya sa NORTH FAIRVIEW, sa dakong DALISDIS10!
Halos pati nga ang mga SISSES namin,
Sa DELTA PI OMICRON11 halos ay BITIN12;
‘Di nga nila mismo alam na si LOLIT ay SIS,
Halos ang paliwanag ko’y kanilang DINI-DISMISS13!
Nagkaroon pa tuloy ako ng DUDA,
Baka nga si Manay ay ‘di SIS, just an AMIGA14…
Pero aking tinanong ang isang DELTA PI na LUMINARY15,
Aba! ako’y na-REDEEM, tunay na SIS…’tis a VERITY16!
Kaya si Brod BUTCH aking agad TINAWAGAN…
Sabi ko’y magkakaroon siya ng time for CHIKAHAN,
Kapag nadala ko si Sis LOLIT sa NATCON17,
Ngayong hindi… malamang si Brod BUTCH ay MAPIPIKON!
Hiyang-hiya ako kay Brod BUTCH sa ngayon…
Baka ako’y pag-suspetsahan pa ng may masamang LAYON;
Kaya iwas muna ako mga BRODS na POGI…
Sorry at baka ang katauhan ko’y MA-DURUHAGI18!
At ganito ang sagot thru TEXT ni Manay18a kong MAHAL,
Nang aking babayaran na sana ang airfare nya sa PAL19;
“Naku WALTER, di ako pwede mag-biyahe…”
Agad ako’y nakaramdam sa mga BRODS at SISSES ng pagka-DYAHE!
Dagdag pa ni LOLIT thru her TEXT RECITAL…
“Naka-WAIVER ako WALTER sa OSPITAL…”
“…Dahil dapat ay ma-CONFINE talaga ako…”
“…Taas ang BP ko, dami pa ding mga TRABAHO…”
Tinakot pa ako nitong reynang MAHADERA20,
Baka daw dun pa siya matigok sa ORIENTAL’s LAGUERTA21;
Kaya’t ako’y nahintakutan ng tunay at SOBRA…
Say ni SIS22: “Sayang nga pero DELIKADONG TALAGA!”
Kaya Brod BUTCH, please accept my APOLOGY…
Marami ding BRODS ang nag-expect ng TRILOGY23;
Pero kahit na paano, si LOLIT ay nagpa-WALANDYO24,
Magkikita kami sa BAMBI24a, upang siya’y magpa-VIDEO25!
Kaya mga poging PI O BRODS at “byuting” SISSES ko…
Kung meron pang mga nagdududa sa inyo,
Kapag kayo’y may tiyempo sasamahan ko paroon-parito;
Sa bahay ni Manay LOLIT — hahainan tayo ng TSAA’t BISCOCHO!
[Manay LOLIT’s PA-CUTE look!]
[Legend: 1 – Brod BUTCH CAPARAS is an alumni-member of the PI OMICRON FRATERNITY (my fraternity) of the HOLY ANGELS ACADEMY Chapter in San Fernando, Pampanga.
2 – “Maghimas ng rehas”, actually is a Tagalog idiom (i.e. more completely phrased as: “maghimas ng malamig na rehas”, which means to be incarcerated in prison or in jail.
3 – PERJURY in its generic sense is a crime committed when a person tells a lie in a statement made under oath.
4 – The term “NOTARY” is used here to imply that I made a written vow under oath and notarized by a notary public to the effect that I will bring Sis LOLIT SOLIS to the 3rd National Convention of the PI OMICRON Fraternity to be held at the ORIENTAL HOTEL in Legazpi City. But, the term NOTARY was principally used to achieve a RHYME.
5 – Sis LOLIT SOLIS has an immense fondness for the MILAGROSA type of rice; thus, I did bring a sack of the rice as gift to Sis LOLIT.
6 – When Sis LOLIT SOLIS promised that she will attend the NATCON, it was on the condition that airfare for her and her assistant GORGY RULA will have to be covered by us, meaning Brod BERT SOMERA and me. I told Brod BERT that I will take care of it.
7 – PUTSCH implies some kind of violent reaction. The term is used here by way of some kind of HYPERBOLE. Well, as Brod BUTCH CAPARAS spoke over the phone, he sort of sounded a bit VIOLENT. He,he,he…
8 – Actually, for a time Sis LOLIT SOLIS may have acquired the title of MOVIEDOM’s TSISMIS QUEEN. From time to time, I will call up Sis LOLIT and ask her about the more recent TSISMIS (i.e. GOSSIP/RUMOR) in the world of the silver screen.
9 – PANGULO refers to incumbent PIOAA President, BERT SOMERA.
10 – NORTH FAIRVIEW which is part of Quezon City has an UNDULATING terrain; sometimes sloping. DALISDIS is Tagalog term for SLOPING.
11 – DELTA PI OMICRON SORORITY is the sorority-partner of my fraternity, the PI OMICRON FRATERNITY.
12 – BITIN as a Tagalog term is sued to imply a feeling of ASKANCE and DOUBT among my DELTA PI OMICRON sisses as they themselves do not know about Sis LOLIT as being a true DELTA PI sis.
13 – “DINI-DISMISS” is used here as a term (actually an English word which has been “TAGALIZED”) implying continued SKEPTICISM.
14 – AMIGA means FRIEND. Some students then during our time in UP Diliman, have the propensity to hang-out in a place know to be the hang-out of a particular organization, not as a member thereof but as a mere FRIEND of the organization.
15 – I eventually asked and confirmed from Sis PATRICIA SALVADOR-DAWAY, who is a UP Law graduate too and a member of the Philippine Bar and who also served as Associate Dean of the UP College of Law, that indeed Sis LOLIT is a DELTA PI OMICRON Sorority member.
16 – VERITY means TRUTH.
17 – NATCON is the 3rd National Convention of the PI OMICRON FRATERNITY/DELTA PI OMICRON SORORITY to be held on December 15-17, 2017 at the Oriental Hotel in Legazpi City.
18 – DURUHAGI is a Tagalog term which means: “TO BE AGGRIEVED, TO BE WRONGED or TO BE INJURED”. The terms is used in this BLOG as some kind of HYPERBOLE.
18a – MANAY is Sis LOLIT SOLIS.
19 – PAL is Philippine Airlines.
20 – MAHADERA is a funny term which means a domineering woman and is used in this BLOG to refer to Sis LOLIT SOLIS.
21 – LAGUERTA means GARDEN. With ORIENTAL HOTEL’s being nestled atop a hill, it is actually surrounded by a natural garden of greenery and an environment of plant life.
22 – SIS refers to Sis LOLIT SOLIS.
23 – TRILOGY is a jocular reference to the fact that with TWO (2) renowned brods who will speak on matters of their own expertise particularly PI O Brods VON HERNANDEZ ( who served as Executive Director of GREENPEACE-SOUTHEAST ASIA) and Brod JAIME ARISTOTLE ALIP (founder and Managing Director of CARD Bank, Inc.); Sis LOLIT SOLIS is seen as someone who could speak with expertise about the movie industry.
24 – “NAG-PA-WALANDYO” is a term which connotes to do something good or wonderful. WALANDYO is actually a Tagalog slang which means “WONDERFUL”, “AMAZING” or “FANTASTIC”.
24a – BAMBI is the Bambi Fuentes Beauty Salon located along Timog Avenue in Quezon City where Sis LOLIT feels so at home being her favorite beauty parlor.
25 – VIDEO refers to the arrangement forged between me and Sis LOLIT SOLIS where she will make some kind of a speech to which I will “VIDEO” or convert in a VIDEO clip and to be shown and projected on the screen at the 3rd NATIONAL CONVENTION of the PI OMICRON FRATERNITY and the DELTA PI OMICRON SORORITY at the Oriental Hotel in Legazpi City.]