FUN RHYME SERIES 44 – DUTERTE – EXCELLENTE OTRO VEZ

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[President Rodrigo Roa Duterte still maintains the confidence of the Filipino people with more than FIVE (5) months after assuming office as he registered an “excellent” trust rating based on the latest Social Weather Stations (SWS) report. There were about 1,500 adults from different parts of the country, who underwent a face-to-face interview for the Fourth Quarter 2016 Social Weather Survey conducted from December 3 to 6, 2016. This would mean that the results of the survey took into consideration the reaction of the Philippine populace as regards Pres. Duterte’s stand in the Marcos’ LNMB Burial as well as the furor created by the pestering EJK claims and charges hurled from domestic and international stations particularly the UNCHR, acronym for the United Nations Commission on Human Rights.]

Talagang REGALONG PAMASKO itong ating Presidente,

Tamang-tama siya ngayon CHRIST’s NATIVITY;

Aba eh, GRADONG EXCELLENTE otro vez;

What say you Brod George ng US Army Corps of Engineers!

Sa new SWS survey, taken after si FM ay nalibing,

 Even after Dr. Agnes Callamard’s stubborn prodding;

Na nagpupumilit ng EJK investigating,

TRUST RATING ni DU30 tunay na OVERWHELMING!

By 2017, AGRICULTURE production malamang mag-TRIPLE,

Dahil for the FIRST TIME, irrigation fees magiging LIBRE;

Pati INFRASTRUCTURE bibigyan ng PANSIN,

Dating ADMINISTRATION kasi’y nahirati sa UNDERSPENDING…

Itataas ng 5.4 per cent of GDP ang INFRA spending,

Di tulad kay PNOY na 2.4 per cent lang, kasi inatupag puro SAVING;

Sabi ni DIGONG…USE IT or LOSE IT, basta!

Kapag di lahat nagasta, makakasama sa BALASA!

Pati mga iskolar ng bayan, yaong mga taga-SUCs*,

Siguradong ma-in-inspire mag-ka-GRADE ng mas mataas sa Bs;

Dahil ang TUITION nila’y magiging LIBRE,

Matapos mag-allot sa BUDGET ng Billion Pesos 8.3!

Ang magiging PRAYORIDAD sa sunod na taon,

Infrastructure, agriculture at sa rural development din ay tutuon;

PEACE and ORDER ay patuloy ding lilingapin,

Upang kapayapaan sa bansa’y malasap na din!

Pagsugpo sa KORUPSYON at tunay na paglilinis,

Seryoso itong gagampanan ng maimis;

Nakita nyo kahit fraternity brods pa sa LEX TALIONIS**,

Sinibak, tinanggal kahit na nagmalinis!

Kaya tayo sana’y MAG-KAISA na,

Tungo sa PAGBABAGO…CHANGE has come na talaga!

Iwaksi na po sana ang pamumulitika,

Ang kabutihan ng BANSA ang maging mithi sa tuwina.

MALIGAYANG PASKO PO SA ATING LAHAT!!!!

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[* – SUCs is acronym for STATE UNIVERSITIES and COLLEGES.]
[**-LEX TALIONIS is the name of the fraternity in San Beda College of Law where President Rodrigo Roa Duterte is a member. Tow (2) of Pres. Duterte’s fraternity brothers; namely: Al Argosino and Michael Robles, who were appointed as Deputy Commissioners at the Bureau of Immigration were both SACKED/FIRED OUT for having EXTORTED Php 50 Million from CASINO magnate Jack Lam.]

 

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